-FV-Metheria Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 He recently did a movie. I got bored as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)xLone Arkangelx Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 then a sequel to please all the mid aged female frames with packages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperneenja Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) EDIT: then all the forma in stalker's tip jar formed the bp for prova prime Edited April 23, 2015 by TheSuperneenja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 And RNGsus said "TL;DR" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperneenja Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) ... as he read the Void drop tables, when suddenly infested alad V walks in, wearing clothes made purely out of neurodes. Setting a giant stack of neural sensors on fire, he shouts, Edited April 23, 2015 by TheSuperneenja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 while humanity decided to ignore that long wall of text, valkyr started playing with one of mags exes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Valkyr blows up because shes rude and tried to divert the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 unfortunately valkyr is made out of prenerf corpus head gear alloy and simply reserves a tickle from the explosion. immediately she kill Metheria only allowing his ghost to speak and not interact with the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Valkyr has been assimilated by the gods for doing something outside her universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 and such the worship of Talkyr is celebrated across all of tamriel with the system receiving scraps of blessings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperneenja Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) While higher forces were engaged in conflict, the old-school Stalker whipped out his 8-forma Braton Vandal, unloading upon a group of nearby Tenno. Among those found dead was... Edited April 23, 2015 by TheSuperneenja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgax Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) Commander Boreale, he was found clutching single item in his bloody hand. Edited April 23, 2015 by Morgax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 A Roller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 with a pre-orokin ordis as it's AI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperneenja Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Vay Hek the robotic turkey swoops out of the sky, mistaking the roller for one of his eggs, carrying it off to his secret Grineer moon-base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Where he makes robotic omelets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 and grinds up tar m moas for tartar sauce he sends to the queens. they are favoring him because of this, hence making kela jealous. she has now taken months to plot a perfect plan in which she will... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSuperneenja Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 make the perfect mixtape out of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 to give to limbo as a gift. she understands that limbo can "banish" her and give her all the "energy" she needs in a one night stand that won't end in cataclysm and help unstress her. she makes her move only to be stopped by mag and megprimus. they are jelous of kela making a move on limbro but also because they are jealous for her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Then all of the Warframes, bosses, NPCS, etc. shook their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b_m0m0 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 and the sentients put their ships on gear nope and moonwalked back to their dimension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 by now everything was so crazy the over half the teno went with them. the lotus begged not to be left behind but they shut the door to early and flew off without her. desperate she hires Kela to build a space catapult for her. kela gives her a letter saying "NO!!" and then tells her to piss off since she is busy right now. so she hires vay hek instead who builds her a catapult in record time. impressed lotus gives him the map to her secret mars bar stash. but as she fires herself through space she realizes that there is no slow down mechanism. as she shakes her fist at him hek shouts "DID YOU REALLY THINK IT WOULD BE THIS EAASY!!?" while munching on a mars bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 hek begins to choke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Then ho wonders how he is choking, because he is just a head, he has no throat, or torso. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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