TheErebus. Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) Note: All this is just a friendly joke towards the frequenters of Off-Topic. Complaints will be ignored. THE (UN)OFFICAL OFF-TOPIC ARMY RANKINGS I once made a totally and still withstanding thread of the rules of off-topic. But now I shall create a ranking system for everyone to fit into. If you don’t like it, then you may say whatever complaints you have to the brick walls around you. First off, we have: The SUPREME PRIME OF OFF-TOPIC: ScrublordPrime He rules over off-topic, dictates who can post what, and demands a tribute of being calling ScriblardPrem every day of every hour. NO ONE CAN BECOME THIS. Strengths: EVERYTHING Weaknesses: Naoto-kun <3 (and pepperoni pizza with ghost chili peppers on top) THE CRIMSON RAVAGER: Crimsontuckr He will destroy your body by ravaging it...very thouroughly Anime Commander: CM-Tiffany She holds the key to the anime gif library of everything. You name it, she has it (within reason). POO CLEANER: Utarious Cleans poo for the royal toilets. <3 Leader of the goats: (PS4)Pharen He has no control over off-topic other than the fact that he controls a multitude of goats. He also will ever give up an argument and is a Dragon’s Dogma fanboy. Geddit? Cuz hes oberon. Who is a goat A spooky ghost: Ghost333 Goat: Snyphurr He is a goat. His master is Pharen Negative Nancy/The artisté/THE MOST JELLY USER EVER: Syndrex If you want art that is on par with DaVinci, don’t ask Syndrex. Because he’s the reason why Utarious had a butthole face. THE VAMBI: Noamuth SHE IS INVINCIBLE AND CAN NEVER DIE. Unless you show My Little Pony. She’ll die really quickly. The Toilet cleaner: Devoid Mortal enemy of Letter13: Dogefighter Born to destroy dogeers, his strength gets multiplied whenever he sees a doge meme. The boot-licker: VioDuskar It may seem stupid, but Vio is the main reason why we are all happy. He makes our boots shine like the sun! The SPACEMAN: DarkNebula He knows nothing about space, but he has nebula in his name, so he is a spaceman damnit. The guy who hates me: Legolegend He is poo. Cephalon Gods (I guess...): Amethyst & Kaiczar Gods of the cephalons. They control the computers at off-topic headquarters. So fair warning to everyone, they know your browser history. Everyone else are just grunts/plebeians Want to sign up? THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE RECRUITMENT CENTER (this thread) AND JOIN IN! Edited March 26, 2015 by ScrublordPrime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Note: All this is just a friendly joke towards the frequenters of Off-Topic. Complaints will be ignored. THE (UN)OFFICAL OFF-TOPIC ARMY RANKINGS I once made a totally and still withstanding thread of the rules of off-topic. But now I shall create a ranking system for everyone to fit into. If you don’t like it, then you may say whatever complaints you have to the brick walls around you. First off, we have: The SUPREME PRIME OF OFF-TOPIC: ScrublordPrime He rules over off-topic, dictates who can post what, and demands a tribute of being calling ScriblardPrem every day of every hour. NO ONE CAN BECOME THIS. Strengths: EVERYTHING Weaknesses: Naoto-kun <3 (and pepperoni pizza with ghost chili peppers on top) Anime Commander: CM-Tiffany She holds the key to the anime gif library of everything. You name it, she has it (within reason). Butthole Prime: Utarious He has a butthole for a face. He is also the governor of Last Post Wins. Leader of the goats: (PS4)Pharen He has no control over off-topic other than the fact that he controls a multitude of goats. He also will ever give up an argument and is a Dragon’s Dogma fanboy. Geddit? Cuz hes oberon. Who is a goat Goat: Snyphurr He is a goat. His master is Pharen Negative Nancy/The artisté/THE MOST JELLY USER EVER: Syndrex If you want art that is on par with DaVinci, don’t ask Syndrex. Because he’s the reason why Utarious has a butthole face. THE VAMBI: Noamuth SHE IS INVINCIBLE AND CAN NEVER DIE. Unless you show My Little Pony. She’ll die really quickly. The Toilet cleaner: Devoid Everyone else are just grunts/plebeians Want to sign up? THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE RECRUITMENT CENTER (this thread) AND JOIN IN! I would like to say my rank is out of date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane_Intelligence Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Weirdo signing in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I absolutely, certainly, with no doubt in my heart, approve of this somewhat maybe kinda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 I would like to say my rank is out of date. Changed it <3 Weirdo signing in! Added <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Changed it <3 Thank You Senpai <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 I absolutely, certainly, with no doubt in my heart, approve of this somewhat maybe kinda. It is 100% true and correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Note: All this is just a friendly joke towards the frequenters of Off-Topic. Complaints will be ignored. THE (UN)OFFICAL OFF-TOPIC ARMY RANKINGS I once made a totally and still withstanding thread of the rules of off-topic. But now I shall create a ranking system for everyone to fit into. If you don’t like it, then you may say whatever complaints you have to the brick walls around you. First off, we have: The SUPREME PRIME OF OFF-TOPIC: ScrublordPrime He rules over off-topic, dictates who can post what, and demands a tribute of being calling ScriblardPrem every day of every hour. NO ONE CAN BECOME THIS. Strengths: EVERYTHING Weaknesses: Naoto-kun <3 (and pepperoni pizza with ghost chili peppers on top) Anime Commander: CM-Tiffany She holds the key to the anime gif library of everything. You name it, she has it (within reason). The Mummy: Utarious He is a old rotten mummy. He is also the governor of Last Post Wins. Leader of the goats: (PS4)Pharen He has no control over off-topic other than the fact that he controls a multitude of goats. He also will ever give up an argument and is a Dragon’s Dogma fanboy. Geddit? Cuz hes oberon. Who is a goat Goat: Snyphurr He is a goat. His master is Pharen Negative Nancy/The artisté/THE MOST JELLY USER EVER: Syndrex If you want art that is on par with DaVinci, don’t ask Syndrex. Because he’s the reason why Utarious has a butthole face. THE VAMBI: Noamuth SHE IS INVINCIBLE AND CAN NEVER DIE. Unless you show My Little Pony. She’ll die really quickly. The Toilet cleaner: Devoid The SPACEMAN: DarkNebula He knows nothing about space, but he has nebula in his name, so he is a spaceman damnit. Everyone else are just grunts/plebeians Want to sign up? THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE RECRUITMENT CENTER (this thread) AND JOIN IN! WHERE IS GODE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Custodian of Existence here. Making sure nothing breaks. You egotistic goit. How dare you forget us!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane_Intelligence Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 The SPACEMAN: DarkNebula He knows nothing about space, but he has nebula in his name, so he is a spaceman damnit. Wut is dis? My bookshelf tells me otherwise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VioDuskar Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 murk lorer here. i seen some things, and this is about accurate almost eventually somewhat make want do more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 SCRUBLORD I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE GODE, LORD OF ALL THAT IS WOW, IS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 WHERE IS GODE Custodian of Existence here. Making sure nothing breaks. You egotistic goit. How dare you forget us!? murk lorer here. i seen some things, and this is about accurate almost eventually somewhat make want do more like. Added <3 SCRUBLORD I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE GODE, LORD OF ALL THAT IS WOW, IS I SAID ADDED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Added <3 I SAID ADDED. Danke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 *Snydrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Added <3 I SAID ADDED. Also forgot caik and amethyst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 *Snydrex It is now Syndrex. It sounds better. Also forgot caik and amethyst Who? I forgot all about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) It is now Syndrex. It sounds better. To you. Edited March 23, 2015 by LazerSkink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 It is now Syndrex. It sounds better. To you. What does it say here? The SUPREME PRIME OF OFF-TOPIC: ScrublordPrime Das right, I rule this place. And from now on, it is Syndrex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) What does it say here? Das right, I rule this place. And from now on, it is Syndrex. Mighty failure of quoting. I apologize. Anyways, I could really care no less. Snydrex rolls of my tongue nicely, saying "Syndrex" sounds unnatural to me. Edited March 23, 2015 by LazerSkink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 It is now Syndrex. It sounds better. Who? I forgot all about them. um Kaiczar the cephalon guy and Amethyst Zero the...something...girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) Mighty failure of quoting. I apologize. You are forgiven. Now leave, Plebeian. um Kaiczar the cephalon guy and Amethyst Zero the...something...girl. THEY DON'T EXIST. MY WORD IS LAW. Edited March 23, 2015 by ScrublordPrime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) You are forgiven. Now leave, Plebeian. THEY DON'T EXIST. MY WORD IS LAW. Edited my original post. I'll stay as long as I please. Edited March 23, 2015 by LazerSkink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 I'll stay as long as I please. Then go make a cake. Be useful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 You are forgiven. Now leave, Plebeian. THEY DON'T EXIST. MY WORD IS LAW. THEY EXIST, FOR THEY ARE SHIBEANS, REVERED AMONG DOGEKIND. THIS IS THE WORD OF GODE. HEAR IT, HERETIC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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