A Relatively Straightfoward And Easy Tpo Understand Explanation Of Why I Have A Seething,unmatched Hate For The Lotus

[GunDownGrace]

Grace: Have you got anything without the Lotus??

 

Steve: Well, Lotus, Good guys never lose despite being incompetent, Host Migrations, and Lotus; that's not got much Lotus in it.

 

Grace: I don't want any Lotus!

 

Arch111: Why can't she have Good guys never lose despite being brain dead,Nerf Trinity wednesday, The Lotus, and Host Migrations?

 

Grace: That's got The Lotus in it!

 

Arch111: Not as much as The Lotus, Good guys acting like politician jedi, Host Migrations, and The Lotus,

 

Grace: Look, could I have Good guys =/= flying bricks, Nerf Trinity Wednesday, The Lotus and Host Migrations, without the Lotus?

 

Steve: Bleurgh!

 

Grace: What do you mean "Ugh?" I don't like The Lotus!

 

Community Lotus Loyalists: [singing] Lotus, Lotus,Lotus, Lotus... Lovely Lotus! Wonderful Lotus!

 

Steve: You can't have Good Guys must die, Nerf Trinity Wednesday, Lotus and Host Migrations without the Lotus.

 

Grace: Why not?!

 

Steve: Well, it wouldn't be Good Guys =/= Nullifiers, Nerf Trinity Wednesday, Lotus and Host Migrations, would it?

 

Grace: I DON'T LIKE THE LOTUS!

 

Arch111: No need to kick up a fuss, dear; I'll have your Lotus. I love it! I'm having Lotus,Lotus,Lotus, Lotus, Lotus, Lotus, J-3 Golem, Lotus, Lotus, Lotus and The Lotus!

 

Steve: J-3 Golem is off.

 

Arch111: In that case, can I have The Lotus instead?

 

Steve: You mean Lotus, Lotus, Lotus, Lotus, Lotus, Lotus, Lotus, Lotus, Lotus, Lotus, and The Lotus?

 

Arch111: Yes!

 

Community Lotus Loyalists: [singing] Lotus, Lotus,Lotus, Lotus... Lotus-y Lotus! Wonderful Lotus!

 

Grace: Shut it you simpering jedi nutcases!

 

Steve: Bleurgh!

 

Arch111: Dont be so hostile,Server Blew A fuse friday is just around the corner!

 

Community Lotus Loyalists: [singing] Lotus, Lotus,Lotus, Lotus... Lotus-y Lotus! Wonderful Lotus!

 

Grace: *Wields Ogris and starts blasting*

Edited March 27, 2015 by GunDownGrace

[WetAedeagus]

[RavenousPartyLibrarian]

Is... this some sort of obscure reference?

Oh! I see what it is now!

Silly me.

Edited March 27, 2015 by RavenousPartyLibrarian

[Fat_Nom]

Lotus. *calmly awaits a dozen Ogris rockets up my rear*

[GunDownGrace]

i spent afew minutes altering text from the monty python spam song

[Snydrex]

Hahaha. Nice one.

[GunDownGrace]

anyone wanna photoshop a can of spam with the lotus on it instead of a spam image?