Chibijosh Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 * Tons of applause and screaming.* *I walk in* *It all dies down* Thank you thank you. On today's episode of "The top 2 super hero tenno" I'd like to introduce 2 Super Tenno that go above and beyond the line of duty. As I'm sure you are all aware, we have been battling to clear the threats in the Milky Way Galaxy away. And as such we are all heroes, but the heroes I mainly want to talk about here are the one's who have proved themselves outstanding. These two superheroes not only risked their lives on a non stop mission to save the galaxy, but without them the enemy would surely outnumber us immensely and finally rid themselves of us. Now then shall we take a look at the scoreboard. As you can all see Tenno Xinorol and Tenno Doleco have both cleared out an simply jaw dropping amount of the enemy (This makes my pile of bodies look like a puddle.). I wouldn't want to imagine what would have occured to all of us if these two super soldiers hadn't existed. Next up I'd like to take a slight deeper look into the paperwork for all of the effort that they put in. (We must all not forget to thank the secretaries and desk workers who keep track of these things. : L Tsk tsk. The guy who files mines is Bob the Tenno.) So let us take a small preview of how I shall explain their hardwork with the paperwork of #3 Tenno Sealgaire. As you can all see Tenno Sealgaire has been properly promoted for his great work and been given an amazing pay boost for his services. (And yet he still only gets me cheap gifts!! > : L ) Next up we have the amount of work time he has put into his missions. Yes, yes, we all know that Tenno must say goodbye to their loved ones because they may never come back to them again due to death or just never ending work. But we can see that this Tenno is a Battle Hardened Veteran who will most likely have alot of amazing war stories based on the amount of time he spent in this war. He also seems to have a Nice paycheck for all his hardearned workhours. (IT'S OVER 9000!!!!) And then we have missions completed. Ok I was honestly amazed at the sheer number of his completed jobs, so I would like to take this moment to honor him with a round of applause. Everyone give it up for Sealgaire.( 1... 2... 3 seconds...) And just look at that Cipher Solved Number. His IQ must be through the roof!! Finally the last example of how I'll be grading these top tier amazing super heroes is with the description of the combat they saw in their paperwork. The combined number of kills is what we will be demonstrating next. Just look at the sheer number of corpses that this man left behind. This is clearly a man of many talents, as he not only killed a huge number of Corpus, and Grineer, but all the Infected which could have easily added him to their ranks with one wrong move. (I remember having to get a number of horribly painful injects to fight of the diseases i got from those infected.) And so without further ado let's begin the start of the Evaluation for the two Super Hero Tenno Now then Let's move up a rank to the Rival of Tenno Xinorol and 2nd out of the two Super Heroes. Everyone Give A Round of Applause for Doleco. ( 1... 2... 3... Smile : D *Camera flash* *He signs some Autographs*) Now then shall we begin with Doleco's paperwork. First of all may I just say that this man was going to be promoted Straight to General of the Northwestern Division of Tenno, but he refused. He made no comment on why, but his fans have begun speculation that he is waiting for someone who was supposed to join the Tenno with him. But this could just be a rumor so let's move on. Next up we have the amount of hours he's put into his work. Now look I know what your all thinking. Either He's been getting sent on secret missions that aren't being put into the paperwork or he's faster then the speed of light. But isn't that mystery what makes this Tenno and many other's that much more amazing. Next up we have mission completed. Although he's only completed 35 missions. That doesn't count both the size of the mission and the secret ones. I've once heard rumors that these two Super Hero Tenno were enlisted to destroy Motherships that were as big as buildings. But the officials have refused to make a statement as to whether this was or even could be true. Next up we have Ciphers. Well when your an unstopable Death Machine, what are a few measly locked tin foil doors to you. (I know i'd just beat them down with my Hammer, or at least when i bulk up with some muscles first i will , _,) Next up we have his combined number of kills. Now remember although his official score is low, The rumors did state that he had destroyed motherships. Which is still inconclusive. ( < _< Dammit what the hell are my sponors thinking!! Their turning my show into a joke with these lines! Well screw them this is my show!!!) *Throws away the paper* Since the amount of deaths he has listed is that high, we can clearly assume that the rumours are true. THE MOTHERSHIPS EXIST!! THE END IS NIGH!!! EVERYONE GE.. *POW* *Gets jumped by the security team and dragged away.* .... .... .... *New Host comes on* Well i hoped you all enjoyed the new comedian we hired to host the show. = D Let's get back down to business though with our Final Super Tenno. Give your hands up for Tenno Xinorol. (Applause or get taken by security ( o\ _ / O) ) Currently he's a silver rank initiate due to his inability to take the exams seriously. At one point he was found just laying on the ground playing PFP. But don't take that into account of what he's like on the battlefield, since he is our Most Powerful Warrior Next up we have his work time. Not too long since he likes to get back home to watch My Little Ponies Season 8 Reruns. At one point there was a rumor going around that he would just use a warp kamehameha to obliderate ships if the job was taking too long. But as you can tell by his paycheck, he's well liked by the higher ups. (Just don't tell him that Super Tenno Doleco gets paid more or he'll throw a fit that this was hidden from him.) After that we have Missions completed. Currently he only has 27 missions competed but is always looking for more potential Employers whether they be willing or unwilling. (Usually the unwilling ones aren't added to the complete list as they seem to be added to the kill count for some reason.) Once again who needs to work their brains to solve puzzles when you can work your brains to work your muscles. ( I hope they liked that line, took me 2 hours to think of.) And finally we have his combined number of kills. Now here is where we can mark Super Tenno Xinorol as clearly an amazing Tenno not only has he obliderated countless things, but he has also found a way to get them to kill themselves and anyone nearby them. This is a clearly the Super Hero Tenno of many abilities and so as today's episode of The Top 2 Super Hero Tenno ends we'd like to bid you all a smooth mission and pray that your enemies fall before you like food falls to my stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakalwe Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 I applaud the sheer amount of effort you put into that post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chibijosh Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 (edited) Thank you, I'm glad i was bored enough to do it. I actually had fun writing it for some reason. I'd say this is a better 1st post then some silly introduction saying hi, I'm me and human. Edited January 16, 2013 by Chibijosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amenonuhoko Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Lol. Quite funny. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chibijosh Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 I'm glad i got someone to laugh with my weird humor, although I'm honestly expecting someone to tear down this topic for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aschem Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Really good! hi, I'm me and human. What a coincidence, im also me and human O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chibijosh Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 (edited) What a coincidence, im also me and human O_o (╯ಠ_ಠ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Well now i've lost my sense of identity. THANK YOU! Edited January 16, 2013 by Chibijosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aschem Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 (╯ಠ_ಠ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Well now i've lost my sense of identity. THANK YOU! We are Legion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoGetA135 Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Quite possibly the best post about stat manipulators I have ever seen! Tore my sides up reading it xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chibijosh Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 Thank you for being dedicated enough to read through it. = P We are Legion. Ok? Why are you refering to multiple people... wait the better question is, why does this sound familiar to me... *Google* Ahh well since your here you can tell the rest of Legion, Hi for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadros Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 This brilliance of this brought a tear to my eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ced23Ric Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 All hail the data miners and client-side game manipulators. Good job, those two. (no sarcasm). But: Great work, tiny Joshiepoo. Welcome aboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chibijosh Posted January 16, 2013 Author Share Posted January 16, 2013 brought a tear to my eye. Welcome aboard. ; u ; Thank you for welcoming me, Your the first person to say that to me (Probably taking that out of context but whatever.) I would hug you but these picture frames of ours have no arms. Don't worry i know a great site that sends lions to hug people who are hug-incapable. Just look at their advertisement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ced23Ric Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 The lion feels so much love, it shedded the mane, grew stripes and now looks like a tiger. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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