Improv Rp (Comedy)

[-Jammo-]

There is no lore to this, just stick to what we have with the canon game.
No set story-it's improvised, have fun.

Hope this works...

 

RULES:

I won't list an abundance of rules, there aren't very many. (other than the ones generally applying to all RP threads)

 

Just try to make this a comedic, dramatic and character focused story-without creating an uncomfortable environment for Role-players to be in.

 

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*A worn Steel Meridian flag suspended from the low ceiling, it concealed the space that kept the latrine. A loud grunt sounded from behind. Someone, momentarily abandoned their Vulkar, (a Grineer sniper rifle) and it waited outside. Among the humming of generators, and other ambient sounds that filled the relatively quiet Steel Meridian base, other… breathy, and fruity gabbles could be heard behind the red flag. Shortly, they ended with the sound of a solid object hitting the water.

His name was J-Mes, a pretty boy by Grineer standards. His sand coloured hair was long and straight, it falling in front of his eyes as he squatted over the toilet. The sorry bastard was gritting his teeth, with a wrinkled face that could summon little dignity, so he chose to cover the absence with anger. His bony face was sharp, and his eyes glowed orange.*

Edited May 11, 2015 by Jamblls

[Dynamon_X]

Quietly, a large liset floated across the landscape. J-Mes could see the ship fly just over him, landing somewhere much more ahead. The ship seemed strange, as if it had been decorated with grineer platings. In the jungle just outside the base, a Chroma warframe walked out, however, his suit had been heavily modified, bearing Grineer plates and sigils, making him appear almost like a lancer himself. He looked up at the Steel Meridian base, grabbing his trustworthy sawblade launcher as he approached

[-Jammo-]

* J-Mes looked up, letting his jaw drop slightly in surprise. Then he flashed a harsh gaze to the window while fumbling for the toilet rolls, "Ah S#&$." His voice was as slow as honey. His hands clawed wildly about, the prospect of not finding any crushed his throat. Then he grabbed it, and took a moment to breathe; his eyelids closed. *
 

"Who does this hot shot think he is?" 

[PerishedFraud]

J-Mes completely disregards the Chroma once the call of nature kicks in, however.

 

He pulls out his trusty Hek and continues the toilet business.

 

If the Chroma decides to interfere, he will be ready.

[-Jammo-]

J-Mes completely disregards the Chroma once the call of nature kicks in, however.

 

He pulls out his trusty Hek and continues the toilet business.

 

If the Chroma decides to interfere, he will be ready.

((Can I just say XD That even though this is comedy, is still a forum RP, where we still stick to the normal rules of those threads ((check this out))  

(( https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/182204-silverbones-guide-to-forum-roleplay-read-first-updated-040215/ ))

[Dynamon_X]

The Chroma trotted in, being as sneaky as a 340 pound warframe could be. He took behind pillars, and climbed up one, clawing around on the steel grates of the ceiling. He looked down, taking out a cheap Grineer patented "Image Capturer", stealthily taking photos of the generator, oddly placed next to a bathroom. However, he forgot to turn the flash, and as soon as the bright light flashed, he hastily covered the camera, cursing to himself, fumbling around as if to hide it

[PerishedFraud]

((I thought we were disregarding character control rules for this one))

 

Appearing suddenly right in front of Chroma (yes, on the ceiling), Loki overhears a peculiar sound coming from the bathroom, vanishes once more and then drops down right in front of J-Mes without making a sound. "Good thing we don't need to breathe from inside of our warframes,", he thinks. A troll sinister plan has already taken formed within his mind.

Edited May 17, 2015 by BeeOverlord

[Dynamon_X]

Chroma narrows his eyes... On his helmet... And harshly calls out to Loki

 

"What do you think you're doing?! Well get spotted!"

[PerishedFraud]

Loki immediately switch teleports with Chroma by looking through a small crack in the wall. This causes Chroma to clumsily fall on the bathroom floor, right in front of J-Mes. Loki then leaves a decoy right in front of the bathroom door and waits to see what will occur.

[-Jammo-]

J-Mes stares coldly at the Tenno for a moment, casting a glance between both of them.

He snaps; and quickly darts off, throwing the flag aside with a swipe of the arm, grabbing his Vulkar, and making a brake for the wide window.

[Dynamon_X]

Chroma slowly gets up from the face plant, the camera still in his hand. As he sees the grinder run, he chases after him, taking a few snapshots with his camera by accident, the flash still turned on

 

"Hey wait get back here!!!"

 

He says as he runs, though quickly stopping to pant, keeping over.

[PerishedFraud]

Loki helps by switching with the poor guy, and also disarming him, noticing meanwhile that the alarms have been set off.

[-Jammo-]

J-Mes sighed with a face that weakened, he had lost - and it showed. His Vulkar had scattered across the floor, the sound of alarms boomed but he would probably be killed before any troopers arrived. Worst of all, he had no pants. Call it luck, however, he still had a Kraken pistol. He was, however, afraid to use it.

Edited May 19, 2015 by Jamblls