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Okay, here I am. You probably know me, you probably don't. Regardless, I'm LazerSkink. What's a skink?

This is a skink.

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How did I come up with my username? A misheard conversation in a Skype call

Why am I posting an intro just now? Reasons

Why am I answering my own questions? Deeper reasons

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I make random time wasting threads in Off Topic a lot.

My portfolio (all off topic, non chronological):


https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/472602-new-warframe-idea-krillin/
https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/468685-what-do-you-call-it-when-grineer-cant-stop-smiling/
https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/463088-when-its-too-bright-and-youve-only-slept-12-hours-total-this-whole-week/
https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/462599-stepping-on-the-everything/
https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/452421-deer-de/
https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/465798-theory-why-corrupted-lancers-carry-deras/
https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/460105-what-is-a-sniper-crewmans-favorite-country/
https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/464644-approaching-the-anniversary-of-the-greatest-warframe-video-ever/
https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/469662-what-is-the-hottest-thing-about-ember/
https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/472070-i-have-accomplished-a-great-thing/
https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/464126-just-a-reminder-that-this-was-a-thing/


There have been many more, these are just a select few.

Moving on.

I don't enjoy playing with people. No matter what the gamemode is, I always encounter problems with people. People are horrible.

Reasons I haven't done the Law of Retribution are


1. No, I'm not looking for that heavy of coordination
2. No, being one shot isn't end game
3. No, the map is illogically set up

This is turning into feedback

4. No, I will not voice chat
5. No, I'm not being blamed for another person's obvious fault
6. No, don't determine my level of skill by mastery



This doesn't mean I Solo all the time, it means I Solo for the majority my in game hours display.

My favorite frames?

Seadragon, Poster Boy, Death, The Wristblade Massacre, Deadly Sophistication

Determine who they are, it can't be that difficult. I made it easy.

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My favorite weapons?

Primary: Dragon Nikana

Secondary: Dragon Nikana

Melee: Dragon Nikana

Dragon Nikana

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Favorite companion?

Huras Kubrow.



Now, let's move on to my personal life, if it really matters that much.

Age? Yes

Interests? Yes

Sex? Male

I do have one specific interest of mine that I treasure. Won't say it flatout, however if you see the name of my Huras Kubrow above, you will find it very easily by looking the name up. Please don't provide an opinion on it, thank you very much.

Why am I talking about this? Well the answer to that question is the same to "Why am I reading this?"

If we're talking "introverts and extroverts", which I personally don't like as they're labels, I'd consider myself an introvert, though I hate being labeled by a public, especially psychological, opinion.

In reality, I do not have many friends. I have friends, yes, however not many. And even though I have friends, I don't necessarily speak to them much. I just have always preferred to be alone. Being alone is serene, it's tranquil, it raises no issues and gives me time to actually ponder without being distracted by the verbal thoughts of others.

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Contact:

In Relays, you will primarily find me in Orcus when I'm relaxing, I am located in Region North America-East. Come say hi if you find me, and I may reward with you a grand I don't know. I hardly ever go to Larunda or Kronia, Kronia especially. It seems Larunda is a heavy spot for Baro to appear, so that's one of the only reasons I'll go there, aside from any Relay events, such as the impromptu pre Prime Time Party in the most recent Prime Time (75).

If you want to, add me in game.

If you want my Steam, PM me, though I only do Warframe and few other games so it's kind of a waste of a friend slot, unless you're super high leveled in it and don't care. My Steam friends are close.

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That about wraps up my long intro. If you read this far, thank you and congratulations.

Here, have Neil Patrick Harris display two thumbs up to you:
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i always thought your name was laserskank :/ well i am outa here

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Honestly not surprised.

I know this guy. 10/10 would get to know this guy again.

Damn right.

I once caught a skink in my front yard as a child. I proceeded to genetically modify it to shoot lazers. I am glad that my experiment is proving successful, as it appears it has reproduced and created many LazerSkinks'.

I killed all my siblings, I am The One.

An unanticipated welcome is due then, perhaps? Welcome!

You favorite weapon is a Dragon Nikana...shouldn't there be a laser weapon in there somewhere for a LazerSkink? ;-)

WindHorse

Quantum Entanglement

If lasers are built in, no point in using a weapon for them. I prefer *shink shink shank shank* over *pew pew beep beep*. Edited by LazerSkink
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I've always read your name wrong. Goodbye LazerSink, hello LazerSkink.

I don't blame people for mistaking my name, not many know that a skink is even a thing.

 

Welcome and hello!

Thank you. I've actually been here a very long time but was never motivated enough to make an intro because there was a lot of information I wanted to get out but was too lazy to gather. Well here it is, the gathering.

 

"My self deprecating introduction title" *

Hello anyway. ;)

I tend to display potential self hatred a lot on the forums. It's not how I am in real life though...kind of. In real life I'm indifferent.

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Also, Hyouka..?

 

I know you said no opinions but... <3

 

It's the only anime I watch, light novel series (Classic Literature Club is the name of the whole series), AMVs I watch (I never watch AMVS and Hyouka is the only exception), etc. I truly connected with the anime on an emotional and mental level.

 

Since I watched it, it's been the only thing relating to anime/manga in my life, literally. I guess you can count the animes and mangas from my past, but even then, they get little to no attention as I already finished or experienced burnout and haven't been interested in them again.

 

Only reason I ask for no opinions about it in this thread is because the last time I even mentioned it, it was stereotyped as just another "fan service, puppy eyes, high school drama". So I just remained silent about it.

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It's the only anime I watch, light novel series (Classic Literature Club is the name of the whole series), AMVs I watch (I never watch AMVS and Hyouka is the only exception), etc. I truly connected with the anime on an emotional and mental level.

 

Since I watched it, it's been the only thing relating to anime/manga in my life, literally. I guess you can count the animes and mangas from my past, but even then, they get little to no attention as I already finished or experienced burnout and haven't been interested in them again.

 

Only reason I ask for no opinions about it in this thread is because the last time I even mentioned it, it was stereotyped as just another "fan service, puppy eyes, high school drama". So I just remained silent about it.

 

Glad to see the remaining Lazer Skink is one with good taste. Is that a pun?! I will attempt to bypass this fault.

 

Clarification:

 

(Act like this is in a spoiler, cause I'm too stupid to make one)

 Taste referring both to his taste in anime (the true statement), and to the fact that he ate his siblings (the pun) 

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