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So there was I, investigating a crime scene while talking to my assistant via earpiece when he suddenly decides to tell me a joke bad enough to make me laugh.

 

The police officers nearby end up thinking I'm a suspect, and chased me through town for two hours on foot.

 

 

 

I can no longer feel my legs.

 

 

 

 

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20 minutes ago, OverlordMcGeek said:

No. But it has pheremones that will forcibly attract the females to you.

Sounds improbable and impractical.

15 minutes ago, Snyphurr said:

 

So there was I, investigating a crime scene while talking to my assistant via earpiece when he suddenly decides to tell me a joke bad enough to make me laugh.

 

The police officers nearby end up thinking I'm a suspect, and chased me through town for two hours on foot.

 

 

 

I can no longer feel my legs.

 

 

 

 

Talk about professionalism to tell a joke there... Did you clear the misunderstanding or something else?

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Just now, ElGuirrix said:

Sounds improbable and impractical.

Talk about professionalism to tell a joke there... Did you clear the misunderstanding or something else?

They gave up eventually.

And he decided to explain it all after I was dying of asthma.

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5 minutes ago, Snyphurr said:

They gave up eventually.

And he decided to explain it all after I was dying of asthma.

I don't know exactly how your job works of course, but one'd think the officers would know who you are beforehand.

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6 minutes ago, Skycook3y said:

*hands everybody Jewish jewelry* don't ask where I got it. If you got a ring there might still be a finger in there. 

Jewish jewelry? Limbs? Unexpected gifts? Is it Overlord's birthday?

5 minutes ago, Snyphurr said:

Nah, they are crazy.

 

Also, this is so glitched it quoted the previous one.

So it seems.

That is so weird. Wonder why it's working that bad.

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5 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said:

Jewish jewelry? Limbs? Unexpected gifts? Is it Overlord's birthday?

So it seems.

That is so weird. Wonder why it's working that bad.

Probably not, but the gas chamber just got cleared. BTW. When is her birthday actually? 

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27 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said:

Think they're laughing at you bout it?

I didn't en click the quote button this time.

 

 

Peobably UC Browser, but I ( três d ) tried another one and it was still glitched.

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6 minutes ago, Skycook3y said:

Probably not, but the gas chamber just got cleared. BTW. When is her birthday actually? 

Actually I don't know... And thinking about it I have no idea what I could give her.

5 minutes ago, Snyphurr said:

I didn't en click the quote button this time.

 

 

Peobably UC Browser, but I ( três d ) tried another one and it was still glitched.

I mainly use Google Chrome and it works without any issue.

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30 minutes ago, Eredoc said:

So I broke my Xbox Controller... So Now I'm forced to play my PS4, which means Bloodborne... but I was never good at the souls games... Send help.

Never used Xbox. How difficult it is to replace the controller?

Parry them to death!

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