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That's just edge.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had more edges. ;~;

 

I really wish you had more edges, so you would stop saying that.

 

No, I am saying that because you are going to shoot Ren's flappy wings out of the sky with your chainsaw. You two should kiss and make up.

 

Hey, I wasn't really gonna shoot him. Much less with a chainsaw (wtf?) I was just gonna scare him. Or graze him. Or possibly kill him, birdshot 12Ga shells have a wide unpredictable spread.

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I really wish you had more edges, so you would stop saying that.

 

 

Day 207, I've crawled more than I thought possible.

The skin on my torso has been torn off from all the crawling.

I've learned to ignore the pain, all I think of is crawl.

I'm driven forward by this crawling, it speaks to me.

Stares into my soul and scrapes out what makes me human, replacing it with crawl.

I've modified my body with intense surgery, adding extra muscles for crawling.

My body is on auto crawlot, I simply crawl and crawl and crawl and crawl and crawl and crawl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had more edges.

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Please! I'll do anything other than illegal things!

 

Alright, Renegade. I'll spare you, Uterus and the bagel. 

 

 

You would have made for a nice stuffed roasted zephyr, but I think Noa would be against it.

 

 

 

Almost there.

But not edgy enough.

 

 

I mean.

 

 

Look at that.

 

*points towards an battleaxe*

 

 

That S#&$ is so full of edge it is literally an axe.

 

 

*trims you into a meat axe*

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And you'll be a succulent deer steak if you try to threaten me again, but I think the other Oberons will butt me. 

 

Noa would prompty finish you off if you tried that.

 

Actually I don't give a S#&$, so yeah you can go ahead and do your thing.

 

Same goes for you

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So Snyphurr became really edge, SHiro Threatened someone and Ren begged for his Life? Well Nothing new, But Snyphurr, why do you wanna be so Edgy?

 

I don't really.

 

And I've returned to normal from the edge.

 

 

Well, I don't want to be edgy, just joking at all these edgy doods and their edgy deeds.

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I don't really.

 

And I've returned to normal from the edge.

 

 

Well, I don't want to be edgy, just joking at all these edgy doods and their edgy deeds.

 

But Being Edgy would be awesome, Imagine just running into someone and having them die just from the contact

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