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...I wanna have the kind of sex at night. For some reason it only happens during the day for me. This makes me sad because I can't turn off the lights.

That is my other main reason for not liking sex at night. It's dark. You better be able to see me rollin my eyes if you aren't doing anything worthwhile. And I better tell that I am going the distant.

We could always discuss glory holes.

*sets up walls around Senpai-Pie*

You heard the guy. Followers of the Ark, cut out your own holes.

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Sure, why not?

I need something to lean on anyway.

 

Alrighty!

 

 

*huggy hugs*

 

 

...I wanna have the kind of sex at night.  For some reason it only happens during the day for me.  This makes me sad because I can't turn off the lights.

 

Ooh, sex discussion.

 

 

 

I have...

 

 

Nothing to contribute to the conversation at hand. 

 

 

 

Oh boy.

 

 

*sets up walls around Senpai-Pie*

You heard the guy. Followers of the Ark, cut out your own holes.

 

No, thanks.

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You have tentacles anyway.

 

Unfortunately, they are somewhat irrelevant to my sexlife.

 

 

This. 

 

So much this.

 

 

One of my exes used to complain about how I would fall asleep like a brick right after.

 

Maybe it's because we do most of the work?

I know I do.

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Unfortunately, they are somewhat irrelevant to my sexlife.

Maybe it's because we do most of the work?

I know I do.

I hate those type of people. They don't contribute. Like that russian chick from 2 & a half men.

*sets up walls around Senpai-Pie*

You heard the guy. Followers of the Ark, cut out your own holes.

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The walls don't have windows...only tiny holes...

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Wow. Quote fail. That is why I don't like "smart" phones.

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