(PSN)NinjaTortoise201 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. He was making all kinds of dough. Now he is picking up all the crumbs Edited September 25, 2015 by (PS4)NinjaTortoise201 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinxedEye Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Go watch how it's made. They pack about 3 bad puns in the first 5 minutes of an episode... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)NinjaTortoise201 Posted September 23, 2015 Author Share Posted September 23, 2015 Go watch how it's made. They pack about 3 bad puns in the first 5 minutes of an episode... Is that how puns are made? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsterwithin Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I fought Tyl Regor in Uranus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamael.Prime Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Einstein, Pascal and Newton play hide & seek. Einstein seeks. Pascal hides on the tree. Newton draws a sqare on the ground just behind Einstein. When Einstein finished counting he turns back and shouts 'Newton, you noob! I've found you!'. Newton responds 'Nope, I'm Pascal'. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I fought Tyl Regor in Uranus. Stop Tyling me about that pun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I came to Mercury for whateVor reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)NinjaTortoise201 Posted September 23, 2015 Author Share Posted September 23, 2015 This community is amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 √-1: Dude you should be rational. 3.14: GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU'RE NOT REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamael.Prime Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 √-1 2^3 Σ π ... and it was delicious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Treezzy1 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Never trust atoms, they make up everything. Why dont ninjas make good pornstars? Cos u never see them coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revel72 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) I was working on market and I asked from customer what this is looking for. This responded that this is looking for his husband. In my mind I came up with response "Well that we don't have for sale" but I responded "Well I don't know" (Gotta keep up the good reputation of market ofc) There is similarity with Dark Souls and Warframe bursas. GIMME THAT B.]U[T}T! Edited September 24, 2015 by Revel72 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackerGames Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 How do oceans greet each other? They wave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)NinjaTortoise201 Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 I restate you are all awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I hate all of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I hate all of you.Quite a shocking response. That sort of attitude makes other feels hertz. Watt is wrong with players these days. Like ohms my god have a funny bone so things can be.....humerus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)buddy72757 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Hmm.... I will attempt to bypass these faults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b_m0m0 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 On today's headlines, a psychic midget has escaped during a prison riot.Police are on a look out for a small medium at large. why don't i ever write my puns down in paper? because they're tearable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)NinjaTortoise201 Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 I restate you are all awesome I hate all of you. Opposite profile color system AND opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8gbMoreRAM Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I'm going to Puck, Uranus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I have pants with body builders printed on them. I call it ripped jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 what do you call a chaos worshiper on fire... a Khorne do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)NinjaTortoise201 Posted October 1, 2015 Author Share Posted October 1, 2015 So what if I don't know what apocalypse means not like it's the end of the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kratos Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Everything in Ordis, Operator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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