(XBOX)General D1rtbag Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Well there's been a lack of threads of this brave Corpus Prodman so for Halloween let's all exchange stories about this Corpus equivalent of Chuck Norris that will leave a shade of brown in the bottom of even to toughest Tenno around. What's your story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOnlyWarBear Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 John Prodman killed 1,000 infested enemies with a look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kratos Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 I once had a Prodman one hit me during a Corpus Defense. True story, though, I was really surprised when he did that. I knew it was because of lag, but my mind instantly went to "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN PRODMAN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 John prodman fears nothing. He goes kill phorid even when lots of ancients are close. But he kills phorid before any of those infested peasants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoseUrself2Dance Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 What is this about John Prodman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyroil Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 What is this about John Prodman He's the Corpus version of Clem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsterwithin Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 He's the Corpus version of Clem. No. He's better then clem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AethonWalker Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 John Prodman once got mind-controlled by Nyx. She fired many rounds into him before the ability ended. He giggled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)General D1rtbag Posted October 27, 2015 Author Share Posted October 27, 2015 The many facts we hear about John Prodman are just small achievements to him. If you learned about what he could really do. You'd never sleep again at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 John Prodman once got mind-controlled by Nyx. She fired many rounds into him before the ability ended. He giggled. That's the same for any other enemy that is mind controlled...There are no heretics against John Prodman, only those who love him and those who worship him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AethonWalker Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 That's the same for any other enemy that is mind controlled... There are no heretics against John Prodman, only those who love him and those who worship him. Context might've told you that the ability ended, he took no damage, he giggled. But it's cool. I guess I'll spell it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rheoidegen Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 John "Cena" Prodman. I'm so sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 John "Cena" Prodman. I'm so sorry. Someone make this a gif. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ropefish- Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 his power level is over 9 million thatsrightiwentthere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 John Prodman killed 1,000 infested enemies with a look. and he killed 9 million with a single crotch thrust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 John Prodman sometimes just watches hardcore valkyr bondage p0rn with Alad V in the nude, just to prove it doesn't arouse him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOnlyWarBear Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 John Prodman sometimes just watches hardcore valkyr bondage p0rn with Alad V in the nude, just to prove it doesn't arouse him. or disgust him. It does absolutely nothing to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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