LordOfScrugging Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Praise Orange steve. may he bless us with with scurvy free lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void-Shyrok Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Fool praise Chroma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 balloon steve vs balloon snake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LordOfScrugging Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 Fool praise Chroma repent you sinner! Orange steve is a benevolent deity and he will forgive, if not he shall judge you harshly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void-Shyrok Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 repent you sinner! Orange steve is a benevolent deity and he will forgive, if not he shall judge you harshly. I believe in first Dragon God Chroma Prime,the Father Almighty Booben,Creator of the Origin system; and in The Dragon God Chroma, His only Son, Our Lord,Who was conceived by the First Dragon God, born of the Fires of 5 hour T4 Defense's, suffered under Banner of the orokin, was Banned by DE, died, and was buried.He descended into Hell known as RNG. On The third Rotation of the Sun, He arose again from the dead;He ascended into Heaven,sitteth at the right hand of the frist Dragon God, the Father Almighty Booben; from thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead and all Non chromas.I believe in the Dragon God,the holy Church of Chroma,the communion of Dragon Gods,the forgiveness of sins of non Chromas,the resurrection of the operator,and the life everlasting. Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhoyzu Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I believe in first Dragon God Chroma Prime,the Father Almighty Booben,Creator of the Origin system; and in The Dragon God Chroma, His only Son, Our Lord,Who was conceived by the First Dragon God, born of the Fires of 5 hour T4 Defense's, suffered under Banner of the orokin, was Banned by DE, died, and was buried.He descended into Hell known as RNG. On The third Rotation of the Sun, He arose again from the dead;He ascended into Heaven,sitteth at the right hand of the frist Dragon God, the Father Almighty Booben; from thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead and all Non chromas.I believe in the Dragon God,the holy Church of Chroma,the communion of Dragon Gods,the forgiveness of sins of non Chromas,the resurrection of the operator,and the life everlasting. Amen. a recent chroma convert myself, i lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meristu Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Praise the Clem ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Praise the Clem ! DEATH TO CLEM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demogarose Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Praise the Clem ! Grakata!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeraltOfRivia1 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 All Hail Shrek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void-Shyrok Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Clem is a false prophet like lotus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfScrugging Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 The one true Deity is Orange Steve. He Died to prevent scurvy, and returned to the land on the third harvest. He shall forgive those who may be blind to his radiance. for he loves us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void-Shyrok Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Lord Chroma Prime,you were fastened with sentient bones the galiium of the Bo Satff raised on high for all to see. As the sun grew dark and the earth quaked,you surrendered your spirit to your Fathers Booben and Gojira and descended among the dead,broke open the gates of the hell known as RNG. You freed those bound in darkness of space. As Tenno choirs rejoiced,you were raised to life again on the third day,destroying death by your own deadhand canceling the power of RNG. By these mighty deeds on our behalf,rescue us from our blindness and tepidity,inspire us anew by your Divine Vex Armor,and lead us into a life of Loot and Glory worthy of your awesome sacrifice,O Savior of Warframe,living and reigning with the Father Booben,in the light of the Divine Dragon, one God, for ever and ever.~AMEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Calm down and just worship me. At least I have candy on the back of my windowless van! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Calm down and just worship me. At least I have candy on the back of my windowless van! nah no thanks. no real benefit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfScrugging Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 (edited) Calm down and just worship me. At least I have candy on the back of my windowless van! I've been appointed by orange steve to allow me to let orange steve inside you....for science of course Edited February 11, 2016 by LordOfScrugging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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