321agemo Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 Roses are red Violets are blue Here's my exalted blade All for you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RexusEagle Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 I hit 10% harder and faster when using swords, including "my sword" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *wink wink* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted April 6, 2016 Author Share Posted April 6, 2016 I hope you know a thing or two about wielding heavy blades. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja234 Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Hey baby i got a stug with your name on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Uio937 Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only Tenno I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BladeWielder65 Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Girl you can call me inaros 'cause i'm gonna devour you forum spare me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)buddy72757 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 (edited) Alright, everybody get ready for my Warframe pick up line. It is the best: Girl are you a Limbo? Because NOBODY F***ING WANTS YOU. You see... I'm playing hard to get. Edited April 11, 2016 by (PS4)buddy72757 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)buddy72757 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 I decided to grace this post with another one of my lines: Girl are you a Nekros? Because you're so anorexic I can't believe you have enough muscle to support your body weight or enough fat to help you survive the winter. The trick is to say it like you mean it so they think you actually care about their health. If anyone needs any more dating tips just message me. Remember, if you can't tell whether she is pregnant or fat, complement her anyways. It shows you care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibro156 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Ash: What's up, Ivara Ivara: Needs something, Ash? Ash: *blushes* can I have a kiss? *Ivara and Ash moves in close* *Loki switch Teleport with Ash* *Ivara and Loki kissed* Ash: F@%K YOU, LOKI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhinowo Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Inaros: Hey girl you spin me right-a-round Hydroid: Hey Girl, You Wet yet? Ember: Hey, lighten up excal: I am going slash-n-dash all over dat kitty (if u know what i mean Hue Hue Hue Hue) thats all i can think of ATM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhinowo Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 i am like the boltor i can penetrate so hard (sorry if this to far) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BladeWielder65 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 I just imagine drunk and lonely tenno hanging around a bar hitting on anything that's the opposite sex and it's hilarious (P.S. i thought of a rebuttle for you lady tenno: *in a vay hek voice* DID YOU REALLY BELIVE I WOULD BE THIS EASY!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted April 11, 2016 Author Share Posted April 11, 2016 Health orbs are red Energy orbs are blue I'll be your ordis Are you enjoying the view? drops pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LeBlingKing Posted April 26, 2016 Author Share Posted April 26, 2016 Let's play Inaros. I'll devour you and then you can suck the life out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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