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Speed Dating [Open RP, IC, Probably +18] Revived~

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Teloch

Teloch

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5 minutes ago, Ghost333 said:

(( Wait, you're visiting a shrink?
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I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT THIS TIME I SWEAR.))

 

((Alright, ye pesky shard of schizophrenia. Provide me with this mental background and I'll consider your existence tolerable for additional week ))

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Ghost333

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3 minutes ago, Teloch said:

((Alright, ye pesky shard of schizophrenia. Provide me with this mental background and I'll consider your existence tolerable for additional week ))

((Provide you as in give a character, or provide you as in make wild mass guessing as to what Rachmaninoff's mental background is?))

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6 minutes ago, Ghost333 said:

((Provide you as in give a character, or provide you as in make wild mass guessing as to what Rachmaninoff's mental background is?))

((I want Rachmaninoff playing his piano in my soddin' ears, so I won't have to use those darned mp3 cords and will also get my toon theme.))

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4 minutes ago, Teloch said:

((I want Rachmaninoff playing his piano in my soddin' ears, so I won't have to use those darned mp3 cords and will also get my toon theme.))

((Just like your character, I have no idea what in the seven hells and their respective bells you just said.))

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13 minutes ago, Ghost333 said:

((Just like your character, I have no idea what in the seven hells and their respective bells you just said.))

((I WANT RACHMANINOFF AS MY BACKGROUND MUSIC THEME, YE TOOL

*Ahem*

And your fresh dose of naughty writing is ready. (That means I updated teh sheet)))

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4 minutes ago, Teloch said:

((I WANT RACHMANINOFF AS MY BACKGROUND MUSIC THEME, YE TOOL

*Ahem*

And your fresh dose of naughty writing is ready))

((I am not an implement used for construction, maintenance or agriculture.))

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((srsly tho: Oooh, so THAT'S what you meant.
And le writing is good.))

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A torquiose and purple germini valkyr with light blue energy walked into the bar, draggin a black and white immortal skin valkyr with the bastet helmet after her. The latter of the two seemed rather nervous about going here while Danes, the germini valkyr, was just happily skidding to a table.

"Danes do you really have to bring me here!?" The valkyr asks trying to pull herself lose from Danes' firm grip, which she had been in for atleast the last hour. 

Luckily for her Danes quickly let her go after she was pushed onto a chair. "Yes and now you are going to stay here, go talk to people and just have a good time!" Danes said on her usual cheery tone.

"But.."

"No buts! I will make sure you are going to stay here you get that!" Danes replies, soon after just dashing away from the table to the exit. Her speed would be comparable to a Volt using a max power strenght speed. But instead of dashing out the exit like she planned to she gracefully hit the wall and fell over. She just laid there on the ground for a few seconds before quickly getting on her feet and looking around if anyone noticed. Soon after checking for that she would just rush out again.

The other valkyr in the meanwhile was just staring down to the table, hoping that no one would decide to approach her.

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Shortly after Danes left she would just walk back in again. Her warframe covered by various scorch marks. She again walked to her fellow valkyr grabbed her wrist again and walked over to Umbra. "Danes what are you..." The valkyr fell quiet as soon as Danes pushed her in a seat next to Umbra. 

"Now go have fun!" Danes said as she ran off again, this time somehow managing to not hit the wall again.

The valkyr just threw a short glance at Umbra before folding her arms over eachother and faceplanting the table. Umbra could hear her mutter something along the lines of "What did I do to deserve this!"

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It was at this moment that Umbra's barely functional Fight-or-Flight systems decided to start sending warning signals. Valkyrs, in his experience, were either hair-trigger tempers, psychotic 24/7, hipsters or some mixture of the three.
Deciding to try and be civil,* Umbra went to say something. It was something well-constructed, friendly, and not at all werid: a simple "Hello, my name is Umbra. How do you do?"
But he didn't say that. Oh no, that would mean that Umbra wasn't having eighty thousand different processes running at the same time. Instead he said in a sing-song tone:
"Trooousers taste best with barbecue sauce!" There was a moment of silence as the colour visibly drained from Umbra's chassis until he was solid white. "GOD DAMN F**KING ERROR RUNTIMES, STOP SCREWING WITH MY SPEECH PATTERNS!"**

 

*Something extremely rare for Umbra to show, since most of his social interaction involves telling crewmen to calm the eff down or telling Grineer that they should stop struggling
**This is hardly the first time panic has made Umbra sound like the Fabricator General, nor will it be the last.

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The Valkyr was startled by the Ash next to her suddenly singing, even more so when he started shouting about runtime errors or something like that. The awkward stare she was giving Umbra wasn't visible due to her helmet but her posture would make clear that she wanted to leave, although that was something shown from the start.

Danes did look back in the bar and saw that the guy shouting was the Ash she pushed her friend to, she facepalmed and walked to a table near them, to keep an eye on things. 

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Teloch

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14 hours ago, Denny2669 said:

~Snoop~ 

Overhearing weird noises made the man turn around. Valkyrs. Two of them, with a potentially third coming along.

"Do you host a weekly kitty convention of sorts?" he threw over his shoulder to Luv.

While the monochromatic valkyr gave him an impression of some cowardly librarian girl being dragged to a wild party, the lesser - hyperactive - one that was lurking at a distance from her shy friend made him chuckle. 

 

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13 minutes ago, kyrozon said:

"I'm not really good with being social either, Danes just decided that I should socialise more and just dragged me here... From what I heard I'm not the only one of my clan that she did that to."

"I wonder if that's why Lyse dragged me along..." The now-returning-to-his-normal-black-and-grey-colour-scheme Ash mused. "Typically my daily social interaction involves calming down Corpus security guard."

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2 minutes ago, Ghost333 said:

"I wonder if that's why Lyse dragged me along..." The now-returning-to-his-normal-black-and-grey-colour-scheme Ash mused. "Typically my daily social interaction involves calming down Corpus security guard."

"It sounds more interesting than what my daily live involves. It's just deciphering various grinneer and corpus files the others get their hands on." Jaiden still was a bit off guard due to the changing colours of the Ash. 

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"Ooooh! Codebreaker! That's a fun job. Sometimes. Depends on what I find. Once I found a copy of 50 Shades of Hek while scrounging through a database on Ceres, plus several critiques on the book. I have no god damn clue why that was there*, but I have a feeling it was the reason the entire base was suspiciously abandoned."

*If you want clarification on this, quote this message @IceDragonOfEmber. They'll be able to tell you everything about it. Hopefully.
I seriously hope this isn't another case of me remembering that one thing no-one else remembers.

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"Oh a friend of mine once send me a copy of that decode. I ended up giving it to one of the other decoders as Aaron said he had something more important for me to work with. The guy I gave it to and ended up giving it to Danes... He was in the medical bay for a week."

Danes giggled at hearing Jaiden talk about that. The guy who gave it to her really had made a big mistake. It was fun hunting the guy down for two whole days before beating him up for giving her that kind of gift. 

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"I didn't read it. I just looked at the title and immediately had a system error before my automated system defences* scrubbed it off as a virus." Umbra said. "How the hell a .txt file translated into a virus is beyond me."

*Fancy-pancy for 'anti-virus software'

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"I am not going to bother asking for further details on that one. Anyhooo..." Umbra tapped his fingers on the table, partially out of boredom but mostly out of discomfort. "I'm wondering if I should buy you a drink or something. I mean, I know it's the polite thing to do but I'm not exactly speed date material. Or social material. Haven't been since the Orokin era."

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