Sintag Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 -Ray was this close to facepalming.- "Barkeep? Do you have earplugs, per chance?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny2669 Posted November 16, 2016 Author Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, Sintag said: -Ray was this close to facepalming.- "Barkeep? Do you have earplugs, per chance?" "Every table has a headphone system. You can always mute your helmet too, y'know." Luv answered "Also, it's hostess... but barkeep isn't that bad either." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)chillichillman Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Gael stared at the osprey, unsure of what to make of it. "BARWENCH! THE BIRDS ARE BUGGERIN ME!" He slams the table, yelling as he does so to scare the osprey. It pays him no mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sintag Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 -Ray had the headphones in ASAP. Tuning in to, of all things...Wait, how did he get "Hooked On A Feeling in there?!- "Better." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny2669 Posted November 16, 2016 Author Share Posted November 16, 2016 "Man, I have to record this..." Luv quietly said to herself, taking out a codex scanner to record the drunktard Rhino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sintag Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 -A cloaked Helios was already on it.- "Way ahead of you there, hostess. Way ahead of you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny2669 Posted November 16, 2016 Author Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, Sintag said: -A cloaked Helios was already on it.- "Way ahead of you there, hostess. Way ahead of you." "I ain't gonna let an edgelord get more views than me from the same video..." muttered the Ember, turning all the security cameras in the bar on the Rhino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sintag Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 -Ray made a joking 'bring it' gesture.- "It began when he hurled his helmet. That's when I had that little guy doing my recording for me. Also, shouldn't you have a camera monitoring the entrance?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny2669 Posted November 16, 2016 Author Share Posted November 16, 2016 "Pfft, this is more important." Luv replied with a challenging grin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)chillichillman Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 (edited) As an osprey brought Gael another bottle, Gael jumps up and knocks the tray away, and grabs the osprey. "GO BACK TO THE BAY, YE SEABIRD!" He then threw it across the room. Another osprey came to clean up his second mess. "BARWENCH! THE BIRDS ARE ATTACKING!!" He grabbed his helmet, and threw it at the osprey. He missed, the helmet flying past the osprey and towards the kitchen. Edited November 16, 2016 by (XB1)chillichillman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sintag Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 -Ray nailed the helmet with a second shuriken, this one bringing it to him. He looked ready to kill.- "Hostess? Do you know of any place where a body could be reasonably dumped?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny2669 Posted November 16, 2016 Author Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, Sintag said: -Ray nailed the helmet with a second shuriken, this one bringing it to him. He looked ready to kill.- "Hostess? Do you know of any place where a body could be reasonably dumped?" "That edge of yours isn't going to cut anything honney. Let the drunk be drunk. If he becomes a problem, the 'birds' will throw him out." she replied, continuing to record the Rhino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sintag Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 -Ray leaned back.- "This is why I sometimes wish an Acolyte would show up. A battle of edgelord and or edgelass. It'd be hilarious, at any rate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny2669 Posted November 16, 2016 Author Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, Sintag said: -Ray leaned back.- "This is why I sometimes wish an Acolyte would show up. A battle of edgelord and or edgelass. It'd be hilarious, at any rate." "Believe it or not, one did show up her earlier. THe Valkyr one. I'm sure you two would go well together." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sintag Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 "Yup. It'd be a thing o' beauty." -Ray manifested a Shuriken, again idly toying with it in his free hand.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 ((Oh boy, what did I miss?)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)chillichillman Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, Ghost333 said: ((Oh boy, what did I miss?)) ((A drunken Scottish rhino is currently in battle against the ospreys AKA seabirds)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sintag Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 ((This, and Ray making a triumphant return. And Katherine chatting with a Volt. Doren's his name.)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 ((Oh, that puts it into perspective.)) Somehow, Umbra had shut down and ceased responding at his seat. At least, he did until he heard drunken swearing and something about seabirds, triggering emergency startup protocols. He jumped to life, making the Windows XP startup sound."...what the cheese plated biscuits is going on..." He muttered as he saw the Rhino batting away the ospreys. The urge to suddenly spring into action and yell 'HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO MY PEOPLE!' struck, though he kept it down. He wasn't a robot, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)chillichillman Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 35 minutes ago, Denny2669 said: -snip- Gael got up, lunging after a stray osprey while yelling something about drowning in fish. It dragged him a bit before he stumbled off of it, grabbing onto Luv's chest to stable himself. "Oh! Now that's a nice barwench, lass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny2669 Posted November 16, 2016 Author Share Posted November 16, 2016 23 minutes ago, (XB1)chillichillman said: Gael got up, lunging after a stray osprey while yelling something about drowning in fish. It dragged him a bit before he stumbled off of it, grabbing onto Luv's chest to stable himself. "Oh! Now that's a nice barwench, lass." ((Alright, I'll allow it this once. But in the future, try to avoid this...)) There were alot of things Luv could forgive. As long as they were actual accidents, she was fine with it. Tripped her over? Not problem. Friendly fire? Fine. This current situation though... is an exception... Gael would wish he kept smacking his head into the wall, because right now he's going to get hit by something much, much more powerful and painfull: another head. A helmeted one... A flaming one... What followed was a kick that would break the poor Rhino's codpiece, and most likely what lies within it. Also flaming. No doubt there's now a War Within his pants, which would send even the most battle hardened and veteran soul into a girly scream. Then, a roundhouse kick. Of course, flaming too. The lesson learned here is: never anger an Ember... gosh, that sounded generic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrlockCedar Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 The whole time Doren calmly continues at his drink before ordering another. He then raises it high for a silent toast and takes a long sip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)chillichillman Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Denny2669 said: ((Alright, I'll allow it this once. But in the future, try to avoid this...)) -snip- The lesson learned here is: never anger an Ember... gosh, that sounded generic... ((k,k. It does say 'probably +18' though)) Gael stumbled back, his hands moving to his groin. Somehow he managed not to fall until he got back to his chair, and then he fell in it. "Bloody, bar, not again." He collapsed onto the table, still groaning softly. He raised a hand. "Booze. more. Hold the foot." When a fresh bottle was on his table, he held it, and just laid there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denny2669 Posted November 17, 2016 Author Share Posted November 17, 2016 1 hour ago, (XB1)chillichillman said: ((k,k. It does say 'probably +18' though)) Gael stumbled back, his hands moving to his groin. Somehow he managed not to fall until he got back to his chair, and then he fell in it. "Bloody, bar, not again." He collapsed onto the table, still groaning softly. He raised a hand. "Booze. more. Hold the foot." When a fresh bottle was on his table, he held it, and just laid there. ((You gotta try and stick to actual dating thoe. And there are the general RP sub-forum rules that apply to every RP, not matter if +18.)) "One, more, time, and you're banned from both this bar and reproduction for life." the Ember said, anger burning in her voice like her frame is right now. This guy is going to be the next big meme of the spacenet, she'll make sure of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)chillichillman Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Denny2669 said: ((You gotta try and stick to actual dating thoe. And there are the general RP sub-forum rules that apply to every RP, not matter if +18.)) "One, more, time, and you're banned from both this bar and reproduction for life." the Ember said, anger burning in her voice like her frame is right now. This guy is going to be the next big meme of the spacenet, she'll make sure of that. "Please. No more. Foot. Mean bird lass." And with those final words, he began to snore softly, still holding the bottle. ((You said to wait for someone to approach. You didn't say that the character had to be awake.)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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