Guest Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 (edited) 06/06/2016 2PM Good afternoon ! This just in, we have an emergency report that ElGuirrix is currently at Tenno court receiving the highest level of judgement. The details have not been release by the officials yet, but they promise there will be a detail report on ElGuirrix's court case at 8:00 PM (GMT-7). Stay tuned for more information at Channel Val ! 06/06/2016 4:50 PM Spoiler This just in! The Tenno Court official has stated that, "At our current state the evidence aren't sufficient to support any charges against ElGuirrix, however it is clear that this convict must be put down, we will continue our case tomorrow." TNPD (Tenno Police Department) Chief stated that until the final verdict announce ElGuirrix's innocent, he will continue to remain in jail. This is Jane Valteria with your Solar System celebrity news...only on Channel VAL 06/07/2016 1:15PM Spoiler Today we have an update report regarding ElGuirrix's court case The Supreme Tenno Court has ruled that all 420 charges against ElGuirrix, not guilty. However, the Supreme Tenno Court has stated that, "The case of Guillie vs. Lotuson is a tragedy and must be prevent from happening again." The Supreme Tenno Court has ruled that, "From now there will be a new set of Laws called the "Tencro Laws," although the likes of ElGuirrix will be walk free again among our Solar System, and we will treat them equally as a fellow Tenno, but we must separate them from our normal Tennos. We announce "separate but equal" to all Stalker theme Excaliburs." We have yet to heard from ElGuirrix's official statement from this ruling, stay tuned for more breaking news on CHANNEL VAL! Edited June 7, 2016 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Oh ELG... what mess have you gotten into this time...? Spoiler Should get my jailbreak equipment... Spoiler Just incase... Spoiler I'll see what happens in court though... Spoiler Gonna miss game of thrones because of you ELG... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 (edited) PURGE THE HERETIC NOAMUTH VULT Edited June 6, 2016 by Skycook3y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 I do hope he goes for the "going out for lunch. I'll be back" escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 OBJEC- Wait, do I want to object? I'm not sure... ... Spoiler Do character rules still apply outside the original thread? Spoiler I'm not sure about that either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YasaiTsume Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Off Topic is getting weirder everytime. How refreshing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 *Breaking News music* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 This concerns me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 *looks through a court window* Hey! I was told this would be private! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 *breaking news music* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 I'm still on TV hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)makrisbrik Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Prosecute him to the fullest! Just kidding. What have you gotten yourself into now, ElGui. Crimson and I are working on a plan to get you out. I was thinking of covert sneaking in with a disguise but Crimson wants to just roll into the front entrance like Neo and Trinity and blowing up the elevator. We promise we wont hit anyone, just shoot the ground around their legs until they give up. You know kinda like the 80's A-Team? But in the meantime hang on tight. And don't drop the soap. Jane Valteria? Nice! Glued to Channel Val. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 52 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said: Prosecute him to the fullest! Just kidding. What have you gotten yourself into now, ElGui. Crimson and I are working on a plan to get you out. I was thinking of covert sneaking in with a disguise but Crimson wants to just roll into the front entrance like Neo and Trinity and blowing up the elevator. We promise we wont hit anyone, just shoot the ground around their legs until they give up. You know kinda like the 80's A-Team? But in the meantime hang on tight. And don't drop the soap. Jane Valteria? Nice! Glued to Channel Val. I'm free but they are being bad towards my color scheme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 54 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said: Prosecute him to the fullest! Just kidding. What have you gotten yourself into now, ElGui. Crimson and I are working on a plan to get you out. I was thinking of covert sneaking in with a disguise but Crimson wants to just roll into the front entrance like Neo and Trinity and blowing up the elevator. We promise we wont hit anyone, just shoot the ground around their legs until they give up. You know kinda like the 80's A-Team? But in the meantime hang on tight. And don't drop the soap. Jane Valteria? Nice! Glued to Channel Val. Don't worry. I got the perfect disguise... *puts on noa mask* i'm wearing this mask so people know i'm a follower of the noddle army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)makrisbrik Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 44 minutes ago, crimsonspartan1 said: Don't worry. I got the perfect disguise... *puts on noa mask* i'm wearing this mask so people know i'm a follower of the noddle army I don't care what mask you put on, you can even put on geek's likeness. Are you ready? You don't look ready? I'll follow your lead and use you as a shield. Let's do this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Let's do this! *puts tnt in makrisbrik's mouth and puts him by the door, before denotating the explosive* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 15 minutes ago, crimsonspartan1 said: Let's do this! *puts tnt in makrisbrik's mouth and puts him by the door, before denotating the explosive* What the hell did you do to my house?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)makrisbrik Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 11 minutes ago, crimsonspartan1 said: Let's do this! *puts tnt in makrisbrik's mouth and puts him by the door, before denotating the explosive* Just wow! You're confused with genders again and you've been to my profile 10 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 17 minutes ago, crimsonspartan1 said: him *slow clap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said: What the hell did you do to my house?! 2 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said: Just wow! You're confused with genders again and you've been to my profile 10 times. Crimson doing goofy things again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)makrisbrik Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Skycook3y said: *slow clap* What was it, void corrupted heavy gunners - Crimson thinks its a "he". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Just now, (PS4)makrisbrik said: What was it, void corrupted heavy gunners - Crimson thinks its a "he". *the clapping gets slower* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, ElGuirrix said: What the hell did you do to my house?! Apparently, a wall is gone now? *checks* Yep, definitely gone. Just now, (PS4)makrisbrik said: What was it, void corrupted heavy gunners - Crimson thinks its a "he". I have a pal who does that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElGuirrix Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said: What was it, void corrupted heavy gunners - Crimson thinks its a "he". I don't even... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Kek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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