Archwizard Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Here's to hoping that we don't end up in the circumstances from last time of accidentally missing the target twice in a row... ... (Nyx please.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archwizard Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 (edited) Actually scratch that last one. She's got doctor-patient confidentiality, there's nothing we could learn from her about anyone else. After 91 pages three days of puns and trolling, we need some of Volt's class up in this thread. Edited August 30, 2013 by Archwizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonMD Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Frost or Volt would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonMD Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 And now to decide to spam post or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archwizard Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Frost or Volt would be nice. Only one per post, you fool! We're so dangerously close! Don't let us miss our best chance of seeing Volt discuss how he got to be the epitome of class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonMD Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Only one per post, you fool! We're so dangerously close! Don't let us miss our best chance of seeing Volt discuss how he got to be the epitome of class! I apologize my fine fellow, but I believe that Frost might be best here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archwizard Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 I apologize my fine fellow, but I believe that Frost might be best here! Please, the classiest he gets is a golden tie. At least Volt enjoys it rough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonMD Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Please, the classiest he gets is a golden tie. At least Volt enjoys it rough... Hmm... I see your point. Volt actually most deserves this, just out of sheer class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archwizard Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Hmm... I see your point. Volt actually most deserves this, just out of sheer class. I'm honestly quite surprised nobody called "oh snap" or "shots fired". ... Although I suppose Volt wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonMD Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 I'm honestly quite surprised nobody called "oh snap" or "shots fired". ... Although I suppose Volt wouldn't. Of course! Volt is much too gentlemanly for something as crass as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalmonSamurai Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 We do need class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalmonSamurai Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Rhino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archwizard Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 (edited) ... Huh. Well then. *pulls out his monocle and plops it in his tea* Edited August 30, 2013 by Archwizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonMD Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 (edited) Rhino Well aren't you a massive @$$. Good day sir. Edited August 30, 2013 by AnonMD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalmonSamurai Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archwizard Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Doesn't even have a monocle. Shameful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalmonSamurai Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Doesn't even have a monocle. Shameful. He obviously stuck the monocle in the other eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StereoTypo Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 You're a little off key here, Baroque was a period of art. Late to the party but I had to mention mention the fact that Baroque IS a period in music and these puns were really far too basic to warrant any praise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaurus Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 I can't possibly be the one who skips all the random chatter for a Rhino Pic and a "Doo" in the character name section before I start reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Oh my god. Amazing Rhino hijack. This thread is about to be annihilated with swagger. So beautiful. Volt would have been fun too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zergla Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Oh my god. Amazing Rhino hijack. This thread is about to be annihilated with swagger. So beautiful. Volt would have been fun too. IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalenath Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 The Rhino is IN THE HOUSE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaurus Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Oh my god. Amazing Rhino hijack. This thread is about to be annihilated with swagger. So beautiful. Volt would have been fun too. Aw man Volt would have been awesome. I would finally get to ask how much he costs the Corpus in light fixtures everytime he uses Overload. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IntegrityKnight Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 (edited) Aw man Volt would have been awesome. I would finally get to ask how much he costs the Corpus in light fixtures everytime he uses Overload. That has inspired me to write a story. All you hear is a faint sound, none of your group of crewmen can recognize what it is. When it gets closer they recognize it as... classical music? Is that The Four Seasons? Then he is upon you, the music is now louder, distracting even, but just as fast as he came, he runs right past you, naturally you try and shoot him, but the lasers are absorbed by his shield. You then see a Leech Osprey ready to fire, and think "This is my chance!" until you notice what he was lining up. You see it to late, the Tenno levitates in the air, music blaring in your ears, and you see all of your friends and coworkers slaughtered by lightning. You are the only one left, you stand dumbfounded, as all of the lights around you explode. The Tenno comes down, and turns to you, Lex in hand. "But..... but..... I JUST REPLACED THOSE LIGHTS!" The scene closes with a Tenno ship flying off into space, and a faint cry from what can only be assumed to be the High Counsel as they see just how many bulbs were blown. Edited August 30, 2013 by UnknwnKnghtS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordAsmolicious Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 We want Rhinoooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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