(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) Menu: ______________________________________ Meals: 1. Sandskate soup 2. Mostly dead rats 3. Pickled frogs 4. Grilled sour popcorn 5. Bread sandwich 6. Cartel casserole 7, [NEW] Raisin syrup ice cream ______________________________________ Appetizers: 1. Acid fried shrimp 2. Slug Mac and(probably)cheese 3. Clams in target bag 4.Year old Mozzarella sticks 5. Pickled grilled cheese 6. Rehashed hash hash hashyellows 7. [NEW] Clem strips ______________________________________ Drinks and stuff: 1. MK's classic Super "Mystery drink" 2. Probably pineapple juice 3. Ice cold mystery meat tacos 4. Part time shepards pie 5. Homemade goat cheese 6. Illuminati confirmed tinfoil hat shrimp basket 7. [NEW] Brain Juice ______________________________________ Specials: 1. Monday: Moldy Cheeseburger 2. Tuesday: Crusty Calamari 3. Wednesday: Mystery meat 4. Thursday: Plastic potato pancakes 5. Friday: Green eggs 6. Saturday: Red deflated bread 7. [NEW] Sunday: Pepe frog legs ______________________________________ Other things: 1. MK Donald's is not responsible for sickness, death or in the best case diarrhea. 2.You can make custom orders if you like it you'll have to speak with MK or his employees about that. 3. If you question the menu please meet with MK or one of his thugs employees in the freezer. ______________________________________ Current employee:TheMetrocop Current employee:Spot. Current employee:(PS4)makrisbrik Current employee:heskaroid Current employee:EvilKam Enjoy your meal. (Your favorite restaurant MK Donald's is re-opened. Just order things and have a good time in this thread. Pm me if you'd like to become an employee) Edited August 8, 2016 by (XB1)MK Ultra K11 no drugs please. thanks! (Fine as long as you don't send a health inspector here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 *slams hand on table* WHY ARE THERE NO DANK MEMES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 4, 2016 Author Share Posted August 4, 2016 13 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: *slams hand on table* WHY ARE THERE NO DANK MEMES We're fresh out of those sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 4, 2016 Author Share Posted August 4, 2016 Guys...I can see you lurking outside. I'm not blind you know stop staring at me through the windows and order some food already your creeping out all of my customers...*crickets can be heard* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) *passive-aggressively smacks hand on cash register* PICK UP THAT GODDAMN CA- I mean next, please. Edited August 4, 2016 by TheMetrocop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 4, 2016 Author Share Posted August 4, 2016 Just now, TheMetrocop said: *passive-aggressively smacks hand on cash register* PICK UP THAT GODDAMN CA- I mean next, please. *smiles and gestures thumbs up while counting cash* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) I'll order the souls of the innocent Edited August 4, 2016 by crimsonspartan1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 may i order one existential crisis soft beverage please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TheCrimsonTuckr Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Can I get just salt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) *puts on uniform* Why did I sign up for this again? 1 hour ago, crimsonspartan1 said: I'll order the souls of the innocent We don't have that as a official meal, but I managed to get this skull from a random skeleton wandering by if that will do. 56 minutes ago, heskaroid said: may i order one existential crisis soft beverage please Will that be with our without the little ice cubes that resemble the thinking man? 7 minutes ago, (PS4)TheCrimsonTuckr said: Can I get just salt? Sure thing. *hands over a small bag of salt* Edited August 4, 2016 by Spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Just now, Spot. said: *puts on uniform* Why did I sign up for this again? We don't have that as a official meal, but I managed to get this skull from a skeleton wandering by if that will do. Will that be with our without the little ice cubes that resemble the thinking man? Sure thing. *hands over a small bag of salt* A skull isn't a soul :| Begins draining anyone who reads this post's soul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Just now, crimsonspartan1 said: A skull isn't a soul :| Begins draining anyone who reads this post's soul TAKE IT! *shoves the skull in your mouth and kicks you out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TheCrimsonTuckr Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 That's not that much salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Spot. said: TAKE IT! *shoves the skull in your mouth and kicks you out* *Comes back in and steals your soul before spitting the skull back out.* Also, you got a bagel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, (PS4)TheCrimsonTuckr said: That's not that much salt. *gets a bag of salt the size of a head* That better? 1 minute ago, crimsonspartan1 said: *Comes back in and steals your soul before spitting the skull back out.* Also, you got a bagel? *has soul stealing insurance, making me immune to your attempt* We do not sell bagels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TheCrimsonTuckr Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Yay that's better. *Rips open bag and pours all of the salt in mouth.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, crimsonspartan1 said: I'll order the souls of the innocent uh.. incense soup coming right up. 1 hour ago, heskaroid said: may i order one existential crisis soft beverage please exhaust crustacean soda coming right up, mister dankaroid 45 minutes ago, (PS4)TheCrimsonTuckr said: Can I get just salt? *opens bag of salt, takes powder from under the counter and sprinkles some of it in the bag before handing it to you* have a g-good d- PREPARE FOR CIVIL JU- I.. uh.. day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TheCrimsonTuckr Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Yay more salt. *Eats salt.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 40 minutes ago, Spot. said: *puts on uniform* Why did I sign up for this again? We don't have that as a official meal, but I managed to get this skull from a random skeleton wandering by if that will do. Will that be with our without the little ice cubes that resemble the thinking man? Sure thing. *hands over a small bag of salt* *slap* NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SPRINKLE THE FOOD WITH POLONI- I mean salt, first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 13 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: *slap* NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SPRINKLE THE FOOD WITH POLONI- I mean salt, first. Ow! I'm sorry! I forgot! ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) this existential crisis beverage sucks Edited August 4, 2016 by heskaroid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 10 minutes ago, Spot. said: Ow! I'm sorry! I forgot! ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽ LISTEN YOU BASTARD THIS IS A VERY DELICATE OPERATI- food chain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, heskaroid said: i found amazing tutorials from a guy named howtobasic, you might make good meals if you watch his videos no, ysac ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 9 hours ago, TheMetrocop said: no, ysac ftw what did you just say come at me bro i'll destroy you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Just now, heskaroid said: what did you just say come at me bro i'll destroy you y.. Y-YOU SUCK AT COOKING YEAH Y-YOU TOTALLY SUCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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