Let us hold a prayer to our lord and saviour Gaben, come pray with us and receive the gift of gabens touch.

[dangerdragon117]

lets us pray in silence, in the glorious glow of Gabens might, let us pray for the Gaben so bright. let us revere his holy hair, for it has flowed rivers, let us revere his holy eyes for they have seen all, let us revere his bountiful ever merciful youth for it is limitless and as we pray, let the mighty steam sales rain down upon them! amen.

Edited August 25, 2016 by dangerdragon117
forgot the y

[dangerdragon117]

also please let us add a gaben tag moderators as it is helpful for our religion.

[Eidolon_Slayer]

Amen is not part of the Gaben religion. You're a heretic.

[dangerdragon117]

I repent!! for I have sinned!! please forgive my misunderstanding!!

[dangerdragon117]

4 minutes ago, RetiredEdgeLord said:

Amen is not part of the Gaben religion. You're a heretic.

what would one say, then fellow gabenist? praise be to gaben!

[Eidolon_Slayer]

4 minutes ago, dangerdragon117 said:

I repent!! for I have sinned!! please forgive my misunderstanding!!

[dangerdragon117]

3 minutes ago, RetiredEdgeLord said:

HERESY!!! gaben does not have space marines, he is ever powerful and ever merciful! he does not need them! PRAISE BE TO GABEN!!!

Edited August 25, 2016 by dangerdragon117

[dangerdragon117]

we must not fight though, the heretics want us to fight, so they can isolate us and destroy us.

Edited August 25, 2016 by dangerdragon117

[Eidolon_Slayer]

16 minutes ago, dangerdragon117 said:

HERESY!!! gaben does not have space marines, he is ever powerful and ever merciful! he does not need them! PRAISE BE TO GABEN!!!

Gaben has the Warhammer 40K: Space Marines in his endless library. You are a true heretic.

[dangerdragon117]

20 minutes ago, dangerdragon117 said:

HERESY!!! gaben does not have space marines, he is ever powerful and ever merciful! he does not need them! PRAISE BE TO GABEN!!!

I ask where art though scripture so that I may repent.

p.s. we really need a priest.... and more members. theres just the two of us. HERISEEEEY!!!!!!

[Eidolon_Slayer]

4 minutes ago, dangerdragon117 said:

I ask where art though scripture so that I may repent.

p.s. we really need a priest.... and more members. theres just the two of us. HERISEEEEY!!!!!!

There's only one of us in this church, and that's me.

 

 

 

[dangerdragon117]

gabens mercy is truly that of wonders, he has extended his glorious grace to the console peasants and has given them the steambox, the glorious box! for now we are all united under his glorious grace!

[Eidolon_Slayer]

Just now, dangerdragon117 said:

gabens mercy is truly that of wonders, he has extended his glorious grace to the console peasants and has given them the steambox, the glorious box! for now we are all united under his glorious grace!

Lord Gaben is no console peasant, his love will forever be for the tower machines.

[dangerdragon117]

1 minute ago, RetiredEdgeLord said:

There's only one of us in this church, and that's me.

 

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you heretic! you are trying to spread rebellion! this heresy shall not stand, you shall be cursed with bad rng!

[Eidolon_Slayer]

Just now, dangerdragon117 said:

you heretic! you are trying to spread rebellion! this heresy shall not stand, you shall be cursed with bad rng!

I'm not the heretic, you are. You don't even possess a deep understanding of Gaben's ways.

[dangerdragon117]

for the might of gaben shall save us all!!

[Eidolon_Slayer]

Just now, dangerdragon117 said:

for the might of gaben shall save us all!!

For a heretic like you, there is no salvation.

[dangerdragon117]

1 minute ago, RetiredEdgeLord said:

I'm not the heretic, you are. You don't even possess a deep understanding of Gaben's ways.

no one possesses the glorious mind that gaben has, to even think on his level!

[Eidolon_Slayer]

Just now, dangerdragon117 said:

no one possesses the glorious mind that gaben has, to even think on his level!

You're not as high ranking as I thought. I'm disappointed in you, but that's to be expected. You are a heretic after-all.

[dangerdragon117]

3 minutes ago, RetiredEdgeLord said:

For a heretic like you, there is no salvation.

YOU are the heretic here, rebellion shall be quenched with gabens steam sales!!

Edited August 25, 2016 by dangerdragon117

[dangerdragon117]

we must not break prayer, for gaben is the one above all! "jumps in sacrificial pit"

[Eidolon_Slayer]

11 minutes ago, dangerdragon117 said:

YOU are the heretic here, rebellion shall be quenched with gabens steam sales!!

Yeahh... They won't be coming for some time, heretic.

[.corvon.]

you called for the power of a 16gb water-cooled machine?

[dangerdragon117]

3 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said:

you called for the power of a 16gb water-cooled machine?

all hail the power of gabens glorious PC master race!!!

[Eidolon_Slayer]

1 minute ago, dangerdragon117 said:

all hail the power of gabens glorious PC master race!!!

Exactly why steam machines are console-tier, and their controllers (they're cheap quality).