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A Christmas carol-12 days of Christmas 

12 days of login special

- on the first day on login warframe gave to me a warframe names banshee.

-on the second day of login warframe gave to me two heated daggers and a warframe named banshee

-on the third day of login warframe gave to me a 3day credit booster, two heated daggers , and a warframe named banshee 

-on the fourth day of login warframe gave to me 4 Argon crystals, a 3 day credit booster, two heated daggers and a warframe named banshee 

-On the fifth day of login warframe gave to me 5 golden mods, 3 Argon crystals, a 3 day credit booster, two heated daggers and a warframe named banshee 

-on the sixth day of login warframe gave to me 6 chargers charging, 5 golden mods, 2 Argon crystals, a 3 day credit booster, two heated daggers and a warframe named banshee 

-on the seventh day of login warframe gave to me 7 hollow chassis, 6 chargers charging, 5 golden mods, 1 Argon crystals, a 3 day credit booster, two heated daggers and a warframe named banshee 

-on the eight day of login warframe gave to me 8 specters building, 7 hollow chassis, 6 chargers charging, 5 golden mods, 0 Argon crystals, a 3 day credit booster, two heated daggers and a warframe named banshee 

-on the ninth day of login warframe gave to me 9 damn ducats, 8 specters building, 7 hollow chassis, 6 chargers charging, 5 golden mods, 0 Argon crystals, a 3 day credit booster, two heated daggers and a warframe named banshee 

-on the tenth day of login warframe gave to me 10 fissures glowing, 9 damn ducats, 8 specters building, 7 hollow chassis, 6 chargers charging, 5 golden mods, 0 Argon crystals, a 3 day credit booster, two heated daggers and a warframe named banshee

-on the eleventh day of login warframe gave to me 11 ships of grineers, 10 fissures glowing, 9 damn ducats, 8 specters building, 7 hollow chassis, 6 chargers charging, 5 golden mods, 0 Argon crystals, a 3 day credit booster, two heated daggers and a warframe named banshee

-on the twelveth day of login warframe gave to me 12 Clem’s are clemming, 11 ships of grineers, 10 fissures glowing, 9 damn ducats, 8 specters building, 7 hollow chassis, 6 chargers charging, 5 golden mods, 0 Argon crystals, a 3 day credit booster, two heated daggers and a warframe named banshee

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Deck the halls Warframe edition

 

Deck the halls with heavy gunners, Fa la la la la, la la la la

Kill them all and their brothers, Fa la la la la, la la la la

Lotus says that we're the good guys, Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Grab your boltor aim for their eyes, Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

Set ablaze the corpus crewmen, Fa la la la la, la la la la

Turn the bursa into fluid, Fa la la la la, la la la la

Alad V Is on the bad list, Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Time to meet with christmas scrambus, Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

Last but not least is infested, Fa la la la la, la la la la

A shame for them we cant be bested, Fa la la la la, la la la la

Roast a charger pick the big one, Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Oh the holidays a just such fun, Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

 

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Originally -> Elvis Presley "Blue Christmas"

            Red Christmas

I'll have a red Christmas with you, 
I'll be so angry just thinkin' of you,
Splatters of red all over the Fortress,
I can't wait 'till you're in the cross-hairs of my Vectis.

And when those blood drops start fallin'
Thats when this Tenno keeps shootin'
You wont be such a fright, while in my rifle sight,
Ohhh I'll have a red, red, red, red Christmas.

You wont be such a fright, while in my rifle sight, 
Ohhh I'll have a red, red, red, red Christmas.

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Frosty the snowman in the style of Baro Ki'teer

 

Baro ki'teer, was here again im told*,
With his shiney mods and a funny hat, and his Ducats made of gold.

Baro ki'teer, has arrived this week , they say.
Get your prime parts ready, As he's got the mods you want today.

There must have been some Ducats in this rare prime part i found,

For when i put it in a kiosk, he began to dance around!

Oh, Baro ki'teer, Has some epic loot for me;
and my clan mates say, if i come and play
he will make all my guns OP.

Bleepety bleep, bleep, bleepety bleep, bleep,
looking at my mail.

Bleepety bleep, bleep, bleepety bleep, bleep,
What relay is the sale? 

Baro ki'teer, knew he had been around all day,
so he said, "Better run those fissures and open those relics before i go away."

Down to a relay, with the primed goods in his hands,
All the tenno gather, all around the square,
sayin', "we are your biggest fans"

But he had all the wrong mods, skins that dont fit ;

and only laughed at us, when he heard us all shout, "damn!"

Now, Baro ki'teer, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't cry, I'll be back again some day."
 

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Original song O Holy Night by Adam Adolphe
New song O Stalking Night

O darkest night the stalker is in hiding.
You're marked for death, and he has vowed to make you hurt.
He comes from the void with war to do his slicing.
He has appeared to smash your soul in to dirt.

A flash of light. Don't forget to set a way point.
With dread, and hate. Be mindful and forewarned.
There he is on his knees.
Let's go squad we must destroy him!
Let's FIGHT YOU SWINE!
Lets fight, you worthless swine.
The stalker's down. He dropped a blueprint!
But once again. It wasn't despair...

((I hope everyone atleast enjoys my little rendition. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all my fellow Tenno and the entire staff @ DE))
 

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Jingle Bell Rock - By: Joe Beal and Jim Boothe

Tenno Bell Rock! - By: Nechronyx

 

Tenno bell, Tenno bell
Tenno bell rock
Tenno bells swing
And Tenno Archwing
Shooting and blowing
Up the enemies
Now the Exterminate
Has begun

Tenno bell, Tenno bell
Tenno bell rock
Tenno bells chime
In Octavia's time
Dancing and Farming
While spamming your glyphs
In the Frost Ice Globe
 
What a fine time
It's the prime time
To farm the night away
Tenno bell time
Is the Clem time
To go fishing in
The Plains with your team

Giddy-up kubrow dog
Pick up your feet
Jingle around Ordis
Mix and Fashion-frame
with Christmas palettes
That's the Tenno bell,
That's the Tenno bell,
That's the Tenno bell rock!
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The Chipmunk Song - David Seville is the original artist :)

All right you Ostrons!
Ready to sing your song?
I'll say we are!
Yeah!
Let's sing it now!
Okay, Nakak?
Okay!
Okay, Saya?
Okay!
Okay, Clem?
Clem?
Clem!
Okay!

Tennobaum, Tennobaum time is near
Time for potatoes and time for gear
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Tennobaum, hurry fast
Want a frame that loops the loop
Me, I want an Orvius hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Tennobaum, don't be late.

Okay surah, get ready.
That was very good, Nakak.
Naturally.
Very good Saya.
Ah
Ah, Clem, you were a little flat, watch it.
Ah, Clem.
Clem.
Clem!
Okay

Want a frame that loops the loop
I still need a blade for my Orvius hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Tennobaum, don't be late.
We're still loading at the gate
Please Tennobaum, don't be late.

Very good, Ostrons
Lets sing it again!
Sho-lah, get the termite droppings!
No, that's enough, lets not overdo it
What do you mean overdo it?
We want to sing it again!
Now wait a minute, folks
Clem? Clem! Clem grakata?
Clem, cut that out
Saya, just a minute.
Nakak will you cut that out? Gut parasites!

 

 

My first attempt was this, but the lyrics weren't working out:

 

Baby, It's Gut Parasites

I really can't stay (baby, it's gut parasites)
I've got to go away (but baby, it's gut parasites!!)
The restroom has been (been hoping that I'd drop in)

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Carol of the Frames

Original: Carol of the Bells by Mykola Leontovych

Ding foundry's done
So many guns
Lotus will say
Save cetus today

Framesmas is here
We'll kill the Grineer
Helping Konzu
To save his home

Rap tap rap tap
Red Veil has a trap
Rell's up in chains
Freedom, he'll gain

Stalker is near
To spread so me fear
Hunhow will cheer
When we disappear

What is that sound?
Teralyst around
Over the hills
Cries full of thrills

Many gifts we will give
Donate to the kids
Cheers Tennobaum
We love you Space mom!

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Framesmas
Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Framesmas

Hidden in the sand
Ki'teer will lend a hand
Statues will rise
Inaros comes to life

Rap tap tap tap

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Warframe Sleigh Ride (A Sleigh Ride parody, original by

The Ronettes, writer: Leroy Anderson, this version is by Johnny Mantis )

collaborated with hammers

Spoiler

Just hear those weapons crackl-ing
Rack tack tackl-ing too
Come on, it's a lovely fissure
For cracking some relics together with youuuuu

Outside bad guys are falling
And Jordas is crying "Boo Hoo"
Come on, it's a lovely raid
For getting arcanes with youuuuu

Hurry up hurry up hurry up
Let's go
Let's look at Darvos deeeeaaals
They’ll be worth a lot of dough

Hurry up hurry up hurry up Lets run
There’s an infested horde
We're extracting along with the song from Octavia’s Mandachord

Some frames are fast and tanky 
but very squishy are we
We're stronger than Tyl Regor 
and the tubemen under the sea 

Let’s take the Corpus before us 
And destroy us a bursa or twoooo
Come on, they’ve got lovely techs
For Alad V to experiment on you

There’s a red text update staring at us oooon the screen
It’ll be the perfect time for a perfect scene 
We'll be complaining about the things about the day
And that’s not where we’ll stop
At the forums we’ll be watching the comments drop
DROP! DROP! DROP!

There’s a sappy story in this world that Baro will make you buy
When he brags about his products just to make players sigh
It’ll be like one of those days where we hope for Prisma Fusilai
These terrible things are the things what makes my wallet cry

 

 

 

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Vauban the engineer Warframe (Parody of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)

You know Chroma and Volt and Zephyr and Banshee

Oberon and Limbo and Wukong and Loki

But you maybe don't recall

The most neglected warframe of all

Vauban the engineer warframe

Was considered very bad

By the warframe community

Which Ash and Loki made real glad

Atlas and Volt and Frost

Made his shields real worthless

"He's only good at fighting Corpus"

The playerbase usually said!

Then on a defense mission

Lotus came to say

"Vauban with your crowd control types,

you'll be sure to bring a fight!"

Then all the Tenno loved him,

as they got to wave 50

Vauban the engineer warframe

will go down in warframe history!

 

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It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year. (Andy Williams)

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

With his gaze always piercing

when he looms near.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

 

It's the craziest season of all.

When Hate can have a ball.

When Despair corners you in the hall.

When Dread's reign can fall.

 

There'll be much slashing

with War clashing with Excalibur.

And after fighting out in the snow

there'll be scary tales of Tenno and woe

and tales of the glories of the Orokin long, long ago.

 

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

There'll be many flashes

when Exalted Blade dashes

when Stalker's near.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

 

There'll be much slashing

with War clashing with Excalibur.

And after fighting out in the snow

there'll be scary tales of Tenno and woe

and of the glories of the Orokin long, long ago.

 

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

There'll be many flashes

when Exalted Blade dashes

when Stalker's near.

It's the most hated time,

yes the most despaired time,

oh the most dreaded time

of the year.

(Hopefully it's okay.)

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14 minutes ago, Underurth said:

Deck the halls Warframe edition

 

Deck the halls with heavy gunners, Fa la la la la, la la la la

Kill them all and their brothers, Fa la la la la, la la la la

Lotus says that we're the good guys, Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Grab your boltor aim for their eyes, Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

Set ablaze the corpus crewmen, Fa la la la la, la la la la

Turn the bursa into fluid, Fa la la la la, la la la la

Alad V Is on the bad list, Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Time to meet with christmas scrambus, Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

Last but not least is infested, Fa la la la la, la la la la

A shame for them we cant be bested, Fa la la la la, la la la la

Roast a charger pick the big one, Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Oh the holidays a just such fun, Fa la la la la, la la la la

 

Just in case, For some reason it logged me in as my old PC account that I haven't used in years. This is my active account. Thanks!

 

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Prime Solstice (Based on "White Christmas" by Irving Berlin, famously Sung by Bing Crosby)

I'm dreaming of a Prime Solstice
Just like the ones I owned before
Where the Warframes glisten
And Tenno listen
To hear deals from Darvo.

I'm dreaming of a Prime Solstice
With every Tennobaum gift i wrap.
May your guns be brutal and shine
And may all your Solstices be Prime.

I'm dreaming of a Prime Solstice
Just like the ones I owned before
Where the Warframes glisten
And Tenno listen
To hear deals from Darvo.

I'm dreaming of a Prime Solstice
With every Tennobaum gift i wrap.
May your guns be brutal and shine
And may all your Solstices be Prime.

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Dashing to and fro,
In a rank 1 Rhino frame,
Over the edge we go,
Respawning without shame.
Bombs make my ears ring.
That mods' got +1"Blight"
What fun it is to shoot and kill,
That stalker in my sight...

Ohhh Power Cells, Power cells,
We need em everyday.
Oh what fun it is to ride,
On an archwing I can't play, HEY
Power Cells, Power Cells,
We needem everyday.
Oh what fun it is to ride,
On an archwing I can't play.

A day or six ago,
I thought I'd go and hide,
And soon Miss Saryn Prime, 
Was molted by my side.
My Rhino was the tank,
Misfortune seemed his lot.
I'm selling off this riven mod,
To buy my Hammershot!

Oh Power Cells, Power Cells
We needem everyday
Oh what fun it is to ride, 
On an archwing I can't play. HEY
Power Cells, Power Cells
We needem everyday,
Oh what fun it is to ride,
On an archwing I can't play.

Now the ground is white,
Go it while you're strong
Take it to the fight
and stream this slaying song
Just get a Spira Prime
And color them candycane
Hand them out at killing time
And Warframe will sustain!

Ohhh Power Cells, Power Cells,
We needem everyday
Oh what fun it is to ride, 
On an archwing I can't play. HEY
Power Cells, Power Cells,
We needem everyday
Oh what fun it is to ride, 
On an archwing...I....can't...plaaaaaaay...

Jingle Bells > James Lord Pierpont

Have a Wonderful Holiday Season Every...ONE

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Platinum Christmas

(original song: “White Christmas” written by Irving Berlin, sang by Bing Crosby)

 

Spoiler

I'm dreaming of a Platinum Christmas.

Just like the one I hope to know.

Where the Plains seas glisten and Cetus listens

To hear Grineer crying in the skies.

 

I'm dreaming of a Platinum Christmas.

With every warframe that I build.

May your quests have victories and loot

And may all your Christmases be potatoed.

 

(repeat once)

 

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Carol : silver bells written by jay livingston and ray evans

My version : Hey surah

 

 

Hey surah, hey surah

 its Christmas time here in cetus

Here's the thing (Theres a thing) Hear them sing (yes the thing)

Soon it will be Christmas day

 

Cetus sidewalks, busy sidewalks

Dressed in holiday style

In the air There's a feeling of Christmas 

Nakak laughing, people passing

Meeting smile after smile 

And on every street corner you hear

 

Hey surah, (Hey surah) hey surah (Hey surah)

Its Christmas time here in cetus  

Heres the thing,  (it is the thing)

hear them sing, (hear them sing)

Soon it will be Christmas day 

 

Strings of street lights, even starlight 

Iluminate everything 

As the tenno run off with their treasures

Hear the snow crunch, see the kids bunch

This is konzus big day

And above all this bustle you hear 

 

Hey surah (Its master teasonai)

Hey surah (is busy now because)[personal side note Please give us companion raindeer horns]

Its Christmas time here in cetus 

Heres the thing, it fills the winter air

Hear them sing, you hear it everywhere 

Soon it will be Christmas day 

 

Cetus sidewalks, busy sidewalks (Hey surah)

Dressed in holiday style (Hey surah)

In the air there's a feeling of Christmas (its Christmas time here in cetus)

Nakak laughing, people passing (Heres the thing) 

Meeting smile after smile (Hear them sing)

Very soon it will be Christmas day.

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Ostrons, Be Not Fretful (O Come, All Ye Faithful - Frederick Oakeley, 1841)

 

Spoiler

Ostrons, be not fretful

Timid or despondent

Konzu’s plea, lured back we to Eidolon

Spun us his story

Of a love triangle

 

We followed his wishes

Ostrons buy our fishes

Really quite delicious

For Cetus town

 

Ostrons, we’re regretful

Please don’t be resentful

Sentients are so vengeful on Eidolon

Ostrons, we’re not fearful

His stories made us tearful

Gave us an earful about Eidolon

 

Lotus got back Gara

Konzu got the girl

Konzu’s plea, lured back we to Eidolon

Spun us his story

Of a love triangle

 

Know we, you were queasy

Behind your walls uneasy

The plains are rather breezy

On Eidolon

 

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"Here Comes Ki'teer" inspired by "Here Comes Santa Clause" by Gene Autry

 

Here comes Ki'teer here comes Ki'teer right to the relay.      

All the little workers pulling on the reins.

Ships are rushing, tenno farming all is merry and bright.

So grab your ducats and your credits cause Ki'teer comes tonight.

 

Here comes Ki'teer here comes Ki'teer right to the relay.

He's got a bag full of goodies for all tenno around.

See those primed mods sit there shining, oh what a beautiful sight.

So farm ducats 'cause Ki'teer comes tonight.

 

Here comes Ki'teer here comes Ki'teer right to the relay.

He'll come around when tenno cries ring out, its Ki'teer time again.

Peace to the system will come if we follow Ki'teers light.

So give thanks to the lotus, cause Ki'teer comes tonight.

 

Here comes Ki'teer here comes Ki'teer right to the relay.

All the little workers pulling on the reins.

Ships are rushing, tenno farming all is merry and bright.

So grab your ducats and your credits cause Ki'teer comes tonight.

 

Peace to the system will come if we follow Ki'teers light

So give thanks to the lotus cause Ki'teer comes tonight

So give thanks to the lotus cause Ki'teer comes tonight

 

 

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Original song: Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer by Gene Autry

You know Loki and Mesa and Nehza and Nidus,

you know Gara and Nova and Limbo and Harrow,

But do you recall The most famous warframe of all
Rhino the Iron-Skinned Warframe

Had a very piercing roar

And if you ever heard it

You would flee in terror

All of the other warframes

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Rhino

Join in any conclave games
Then one lonely Christmas Eve,

Lotus came to say,

Rhino with your roar so fierce,

Won't you bring the Grineer to tears

Then how all the warframes loved him,

As they emoted out with glee,

Rhino the Iron-Skinned Warframe

You'll go down in history

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Stalker Bells

Coming from the shadow
with war on his hand
cutting through the field
screaming all the way
just for one purpose
cutting the tenno
you can run but you cant hide
cause you have been marked

door is locked, door is locked
you cant run away
why stalker always appeared 
when doing kuva flood alone, hey
time to fight, time to fight
with operator
its a tough fight 
but you win and get another dread

Tenno running around
killing all the boss
shooting through the field
with a soma prime
at the end of the mission
ordis said new message
another mark from the stalker
and you go to mission

door is locked, door is locked
you cant run away
why stalker always appeared 
when doing kuva flood alone, hey
time to fight, time to fight
with operator
its a tough fight 
but you win and get another dread

wearing pakal armor
slashing with the hate
throwing with despair
shooting with the dread
aiming the target
following you everywhere
finding for the right time
to assassinate the tenno 

door is locked, door is locked
you cant run away
why stalker always appeared 
when doing kuva flood alone, hey
time to fight, time to fight
with operator
its a tough fight 
but you win and get another dread

original is jingle bells song by James Pierpont

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“A Marshmallow World” by Dean Martín 

                        A Tenno World

It's a Tenno world in the plains 

where the body of the Grineer are lain

No time for Dread 

Equip your vectis Instead 

And Hurry with the sacrifice quest

 

There’s Gara’s mass vitrify being reflected 

By the plains wonderful sunlight animation 

Yet, Clem is not here 

and it brings us all to tears 

 

In the plains use your archwing see how it flows

That’s how it flows wherever it goes 

The plains is your battleground just for a while

Go out and play with a smile 

 

Oh,it’s a scary-scary world made for warriors 

Go explore with your favorite warframe 

There are missions to be found

Be, careful eidolon could be around 

In the plains it’s a Tenno world 

 

It's a Tenno world in the plains 

where the body of the Grineer are lain

No time for Dread 

Equip your vectis Instead 

And Hurry with the sacrifice quest

 

There’s Gara’s mass vitrify being reflected 

By the plains wonderful sunlight animation 

Yet, Clem is not here 

and it brings us all to tears 

 

In the plains use your archwing see how it flows

That’s how it flows wherever it goes 

The plains is your battleground just for a while

Go out and play with a smile 

 

Oh,it’s a scary-scary world made for warriors 

Go explore with your favorite warframe 

There are missions to be found

Be, careful eidolon could be around 

In the plains it’s a Tenno world

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Carol of the Bells English author Peter Wilhousky

 

Carol of the Eight

Spoiler

{corus} [not to be sung] (repeats/notes) <to be barely hearable/ background>

 

 

 

Mandacord bells

Ring the death knell

Tenno are here

Void children cheer

 

One weilds a sword][Excal]

His icy ward[Frost}

She burns so bright[Ember]

His charging might[Rhino]

 

{fa la la la la la

la la la la la

la la la la la la la}

 

merry-merry-merry christmas (x2)

 

She crushes foes [Mag]

His stealthy blows[Loki]

He'll zoom right past[Volt]

She'll heal you fast[Trinity]

 

{corus}{corus} [not to be sung] (repeats/misc)

 

Cetus is safe

Parsitic wraiths

Konzu is glad

Vay Hek is mad <GLISTENING MAGNIFECENCE>

 

Sentients fear

Tenno are here

Mandacord bells

doom them to hell (slows down and gets louder after each word)

 

(picks back up to original speed)

{corus}

 

 

 

 

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Apologies if someone has a song similar to this. I didn't find one while sifting through.
 
/the 12 days of tennobaum/(Christmas)
 
On the first day of Tennobaum
my Lotus sent to me:
A forma for my Soma Prime

On the second day of Tennobaum
my Lotus sent to me:
2 neural sensors
and a forma for my Soma Prime

On the third day of Tennobaum
my lotus sent to me:
3 peppered baits
2 neural sensors
and a forma for my Soma Prime

On the fourth day of tennobaum
my lotus sent to me:
4 alloy plates
3 peppered baits
2 neural sensors
and a forma for my Soma Prime

On the fifth day of tennobaum
my lotus sent to me:
5 cetus wisps
4 alloy plates
3 peppered baits
2 neural sensors
and a forma for my Soma Prime

Yada yada yada. For the sake of space I'll condense.....

On the twelfth day of tennobaum
my lotus sent to me:
12 Noggles nogging
11 kavats leaping
10 sugatras swinging
9 spectres singing
8 Kubrows prancing
7 Clems a dancing
6 ostron rugs
5 cetus wisps
4 alloy plates
3 peppered baits
2 neural sensors
and a forma for my Soma Prime
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