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Twelve days or tennomas (original: twelve days of Christmas by Waring's  Pennsylvanians)

 

On the first day of tennomas the lotus gave to me a brand new warframe.

On the second day of tennomas the lotus gave to me two new alerts and a brand new warframe

On the third day of tennomas the lotus gave to me three kubro eggs two new alerts and a brand new warframe

On the fourth day of tennomas the lotus gave to me four volt primes three kubro eggs two new alerts and a brand new warframe

On the fifth day of tennomas the lotus gave to me five facts about ordis four volt primes three kubro eggs two new alerts and a brand new warframe

On the sixth day of tennomas the lotus gave to me six vapor specters five facts about ordis four volt prime three kubro eggs two new alerts and a brand new warframe

On the seventh day of tennomas the lotus gave to me seven rollers rolling six vapor specters five facs about ordis four volt primes three kubro eggs two new alerts and a brand new warframe

On the eighth day of tennomas the lotus gave to me eight corpus dancing seven rollers rolling six vapor specters five facts about ordis four volt primes three kubro eggs two new alerts and a brand new warframe

On the ninth day of tennomas the lotus gave to me nine archwings gliding eight corpus dancing seven rollers rolling six vapors specters five facts about ordis four volt primes three kubro eggs two new alters and a brand new warframe

On the tenth day of tennomas the lotus gave to me ten banshees singing nine archwings gliding eight corpus dancing seven rollers rolling six vapor specters five facts about ordis four volt primes three kubro eggs two new alerts and a brand new warframe

On the eleventh day of tennomas the lotus gave to me eleven stalkers stalking ten banshees singing nine archwings gliding eight corpus dancing seven rollers rolling six vapor specters five fast about ordis four volt primes three kubro eggs two new alerts and a brand new warframe

On the twelfth day of tennomas the lotus gave to me twelve rhinos roaring eleven stalkers stalking ten banshees singing nine archwings gliding eight corpus dancing seven rollers rolling six vapor specters five facts about ordis four volt primes three kubro eggs two new alerts and a brand new warframe.

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Jingle Bells -  James Lord Pierpont

Spoiler

Lethal Blows

[Verse 1]
Dashing through the Ship
a Zakti in my hand.
The reason for my trip, 
I have a nasty plan.
I'm heading for the core
Destruction is my cause
wreaking havok through the halls,
a tenno santa claus.

[Chorus]
Lethal Blows, Lethal Blows
A gun shot to the face. 
You never stood a chance against we ninjas of space.

Lethal Blows, Lethal Blows
now you're nearly dead. 
I'll blow your ship to pieces once I take your head. 

[Verse 2]

A deck or two ago,
the corpus thought to hide.
My helios told me so, 
now they all have died. 
My mission must commense, 
there's lots of work to do.
The blast will be intense, 
and the rewards will be too.

[Chorus]
Lethal Blows, Lethal Blows
A gun shot to the face. 
You never stood a chance against we ninjas of space.

Lethal Blows, Lethal Blows
now you're nearly dead. 
I'll blow your ship to pieces once I take your head. 


[Verse 3]
When the Lotus comes to call
I will answer with much haste.
I'll battle all her foes
and punch them in face. 
No mission is too hard,
no duty is too long.
When the lotus summons me
I'll gladly do them all.

Lethal Blows, Lethal Blows
A gun shot to the face. 
You never stood a chance against we ninjas of space.

Lethal Blows, Lethal Blows
now you're nearly dead. 
I'll blow your ship to pieces once I take your head. 

[Verse 4]
Now the ground is red,
our enemies lay slain.
My target is in sight,
time to end the game. 
The system sings our song,
a message strong and true. 
Be good this year on tennobaum,
or next we come for you. 

Lethal Blows, Lethal Blows
A gun shot to the face. 
You never stood a chance against we ninjas of space.

Lethal Blows, Lethal Blows
now you're nearly dead. 
I'll blow your ship to pieces once I take your head.

12

 

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Deck the Halls by John Ceiriog Hughes and Thomas Oliphant

Deck the halls with chains of harrow, Fa la la la la la la la.

Tis' the season to be farming, Fa la la la la la la la.

Done are we waiting for umbra, Ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Solo the ancient Jordas Golem, Fa la la la la la la la la.

 

See the blazing Ember before us, Fa la la la la la la la la.

Strike the queens and slay the corpus, Fa la la la la la la la la.

Follow me to sortie missions, Fa la la la la la la la la.

While I tell you of Old War stories, Fa la la la la la la la la.

 

Fast away the old prime access, Fa la la la la la la la la.

Hail the new, Mirage prime access, Fa la la la la la la la la.

Sing we joyous Tenno together! Fa la la la la la la la la.

Heedless of the void and the Sentients, Fa la la la la la la la la.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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O Ember Prime  (O Christmas Tree by Aretha Franklin)

 

O Ember Prime , O Ember Prime

How cute are thy stretches

O Ember Prime , O Ember Prime

How cute are thy stretches

 

You leave us nothing in defense

And stay seated in excavation

O Ember Prime , o Ember Prime

Just how many kills can you get

 

Let us all farm  for you

In our relics and in our grind

With our void traces and our E1ˈs

The real and true meaning of the unvaulting

Is the sellinng of our hottest frame, Ember

 

O Ember prime , O Ember Prime

How rare is thy blueprint

O Ember Prime , O Ember Prime

How rare it is , how rare it is thy blueprint

 

the players waiting anxiously

Our trust in DE unchangedly

O Ember Prime , O Ember Prime

How adorable are thy stretches

 

On Vor, on Hek, on Sargas and Kril

 

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CLEM! and His Guns (The Little Drummer Boy - Katherine Kennicott Davis)

Clem, they call him, the mutated one
Cap-tured and held was he, the mutated one
Res-cued from hell was he, the mutated one
A sal-vage trip for him, the mutated one
Mutated one, mutated one
So we honor Him, the mutated one
Clem and his guns

Dis-loyal ba-by, the mutated one
We are out-casts like you, the mutated one
Po-ta-to thieves like you, the mutated one
Twin Queens should fear you too, the mutated one
Mutated one, mutated one
Can we slay with you, oh mutated one
You and your guns

Clem, he nod-ded, the mutated one
Gra-katas held in hand, the mutated one
Shik Tal never stood a chance, the mutated one
Now a blueprint is in our hands, the mutated one
Mutated one, mutated one
Now, he rides with me, the mutated one
Clem and his guns

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"Little ClemBoy"

Come the Lotus told me
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum

A new born Clem to see
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum

Our finest weapons we bring
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum

To lay before the Clem
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum

So to honor Clem
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
When we shoot

Pum-pum-pum-pum
Pa-rum-pum-pum

Little baby Clem
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I am a poor Tenno too
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum

I have no riven to bring
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
That's fit to give our Clem
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum

Shall I farm for Him
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum

The Lotus nodded
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
The orokin kept time
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum

I played this game for Him
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I played my best for Clem
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum

Then Clem smiled at me
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Me and my friends
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Come the Lotus told me
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
A new born Clem to see
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum

Me and my friends
Me and my friends
Me and my friends
Me and my frames
Rum-pum-pum-pum

 

"original song: Drummer boy, composed by Katherine K. Davis, Henry Onorati and Harry Simeone"

i like this version of the song the best

 

Edited by hawkcap
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The Christmas Song (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)

Scene: A glass arena somewhere on the plains of Eidolon…

The audience: a group of nervous Osterons, twichy trigger-fingered Grineer and placid Corpus.

Front and centre is s benevolently smiling Lotus. Several enterprising bad buys have tried to kill her already, but Vauban’s Repelling Bastille has so far held off - quite literally - all comers.

In the Royal Box to the left sits Vor, Kirrel, and Ruhk. In the box to the right sits Ergo Glast, Nef Anyo and Alad V.

In the Orchestra pit, Octavia tunes up the Mandachord, Atlas bashes a few dojo drums and his golems clobber a few dojo bells, while conductor Baro Ki’Teer twiddles his fingers nervously.

Vombulists glow eerily again the glass walls and below them the infested press hungrily against the base. The cracks are already beginning to show. 

An Eidolon hoots mournfully in the distance because he was told he’d have to buy two tickets due to his enormous size and is considering suing the producers (the Corpus naturally!) for speciesism. 

Two sanguine emus bouncers throw out yet another Nox without a ticket, trying to claim to be Buzz Lightyear.

A few Osprey make it over Gara’s high glass wall only to be shot down by a hovering Zephyr with a Vectis Prime.

A chorus line of high kicking moa break free of the curtains and Nef Anyo exclaims; “By the Void” loudly enough for everyone to know who the major investor is. Ergo tries to comfort him as Volt shoos the finale off the stage in a shower of sparks.

Kayla de Thame is of course streaming the entire thing, together with her customary squalling commentary.

Finally Banshee, in charge of sound production hits everyone with Savage Silence and Hydroid and Nidus, tentacles and infested pod draw the curtains of the stage back to reveal a cast of Tenno in their deluxe skins. The scene is Valac, Europa and the snow falls gently on the mountains while a gentle breeze blows the Ki’Teer Solstice Syandana and seasonally coloured red and green ribboned  Mozi syandana of the assembly.The silent Tenno rock to the beat Atlas set with their Pendulum Narata emotes, Mirage prime tosses a Star into the air and blows a kiss to the auudience while Ash briefly face palms in embarrassment. Valkyr steps up to the mic and screams (pardon me!) sings;   

“Infested roasting on Ember and Nehza’s fire,
Frost’s chilling globe nipping at Grineer toes,
Second Dream soundtrack being hummed by Sentients,
And Warframes dressed up in Tennogen
Corpus are all men!

A Raptor and some heavy explosive;
Help to make the season bright.
Kavat, Heminth and Kubrow with their eyes all aglow
Will open many lockers tonight.

We know that Eidolons, Zanuka, G3  and Stalker are on the way!
They’ll drop many cores and goodies when we slay!
And every; Space mom’s child (especially Loki and Ivara) are going to Spy
To figure out how Titania and Vey Hek can even fly.

And so we’re offering this simple meme,
From Ghost, Shadow, Storm, Mountain, Moon clans and Alliance too.
Although we have died many times many way,
Tennobaum grofit to you!”

The glass wall shatters spectacularly as the high kicking moa once again flood the stage and the Tenno disappear in cloud of Ash’s special effect smoke, rescue the captive Osterons and extract in their ships with Lotus before the audience know what’s hit them. 

Credits roll.

A Digital Extremes Production 2017

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The Twelve Days of Tennomas (based on The Twelve Days of Christmas)

Spoiler

On the first day of Tennomas the Lotus gave to me:
A sculpture reward from Sortie.

On the second day of Tennomas the Lotus gave to me:
Two Grakata,
And a sculpture reward from Sortie.

On the third day of Tennomas the Lotus gave to me:
Three Grustrag mercs,
Two Grakata,
And a sculpture reward from Sortie.

On the fourth day of Tennomas the Lotus gave to me:
Four Forma blueprints,
Three Grustrag mercs,
Two Grakata,
And a sculpture reward from Sortie.

On the fifth day of Tennomas the Lotus gave to me:
Five Argon drops (thanks Nekros),
Four Forma blueprints,
Three Grustrag mercs,
Two Grakata,
And a sculpture reward from Sortie.

On the sixth day of Tennomas the Lotus gave to me:
Six Corpus Walkers,
Five Argon drops (thanks Nekros),
Four Forma blueprints,
Three Grustrag mercs,
Two Grakata,
And a sculpture reward from Sortie.

On the seventh day of Tennomas the Lotus gave to me:
Seven Helminth Chargers,
Six Corpus Walkers,
Five Argon drops (thanks Nekros),
Four Forma blueprints,
Three Grustrag mercs,
Two Grakata,
And a sculpture reward from Sortie.

On the eighth day of Tennomas the Lotus gave to me:
Eight Syndicate marks,
Seven Helminth Chargers,
Six Corpus Walkers,
Five Argon drops (thanks Nekros),
Four Forma blueprints,
Three Grustrag mercs,
Two Grakata,
And a sculpture reward from Sortie.

On the ninth day of Tennomas the Lotus gave to me:
Nine Shield Ospreys,
Eight Syndicate marks,
Seven Helminth Chargers,
Six Corpus Walkers,
Five Argon drops (thanks Nekros),
Four Forma blueprints,
Three Grustrag mercs,
Two Grakata,
And a sculpture reward from Sortie.

On the tenth day of Tennomas the Lotus gave to me:
Ten Ancient Healers,
Nine Shield Ospreys,
Eight Syndicate marks,
Seven Helminth Chargers,
Six Corpus Walkers,
Five Argon drops (thanks Nekros),
Four Forma blueprints,
Three Grustrag mercs,
Two Grakata,
And a sculpture reward from Sortie.

On the eleventh day of Tennomas the Lotus gave to me:
Eleven Orokin Cells,
Ten Ancient Healers,
Nine Shield Ospreys,
Eight Syndicate marks,
Seven Helminth Chargers,
Six Corpus Walkers,
Five Argon drops (thanks Nekros),
Four Forma blueprints,
Three Grustrag mercs,
Two Grakata,
And a sculpture reward from Sortie.

On the twelfth day of Tennomas the Lotus gave to me:
Twelve Sentient Cores,
Eleven Orokin Cells,
Ten Ancient Healers,
Nine Shield Ospreys,
Eight Syndicate marks,
Seven Helminth Chargers,
Six Corpus Walkers,
Five Argon drops (thanks Nekros),
Four Forma blueprints,
Three Grustrag mercs,
Two Grakata,
And a sculpture reward from Sortie.

 

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Before I start, just wanna say that I hope everyone has a merry Christmas, and if you celebrate anything else I hope you have a happy holiday. This is my Tennofied version of my favorite Christmas song. Hope everyone likes it.

Orginal is Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Frank Sinatra

 

Have Yourself a Deadly Little Defense

 

Have yourself a deadly little defense
Let your guns, be light
From now on their heads all will be down our sights

Have yourself, a deadly little defense
Make the floors blood red
From now on we’ll stack the bodies of the dead

Here we are by the cryo pod
Now Frost throw up a, chilling globe
But watch out for that 
Bounce pad from that trolling Vaub

Through these rounds we all will farm our radiants.
Hoping RNGesus allows
So we make this solemn Tenno pact, and vow
To have ourselves a deadly little defense now

Edited by (PS4)Devil_of_Ramadi2
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“O Come, All Ye Faithfulby John Francis

“O Come, All Young Tenno” by Hpguy2

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O come, all young Tenno, dignified and triumphant!,
O come ye, O come ye to Relays,
Come and behold him,
Behold the trader of Ducats,
O come, let us adore Him [x3],
Baro the Lord.

Scavenger of Void, beholder of class,
Lo, he abhors not lack of Ducats,
But class, created, not bought,
O come, let us adore Him [x3],
Baro the Lord

Sing, old voice of Orokin, sing in exultation,
Sing, all ye travellers of Void between!
Glory to Ki’Teer, glory in the highest,
O come, let us adore Him [×3],
Baro the Lord.

O, Lord, we greet thee, Come this happy weekend;
Baro, to thee be glory bought!
Word of the class, now in flesh appearing!
O come, let us adore Him, [3×],
Baro the Lord.

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Just something i threw together at work. (im not very creative)

 

Rockin around the Christmas tree
At the Tenno party hop.
Vay Heks head hung, where you can see
Every Tenno makes a stop.

Rockin around the hristmas tree
where the Tenno cheer and sing,
later we'll have some power pads
and recharge our energy.

You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Clem singing "Grakata Grakata" LET'S BE JOLLY!
and farm some poly, you'll need it anyway.
space mom speaks, its time to go.
its the old..... tennooo.... waaaaaaaaaaay!

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All I want for Christmas Are Primes

All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey

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[INTRO]

I don't want a lot from the market

There's just one shiny thing I need

I don't care about the platinum

that has 75 percent off

I just want shiny things for my own

More than Ki’teer could ever know

Make my Tenno dreams come true

All I want for Christmas are primes

 

[Verse 1]

I don't want a lot from the market

There's just one shiny thing I need (and I)

Don’t care about the platinum

Along with the credits that I plea

I don’t need to buy from Darvo

There upon the three relays

Even Konzu won’t make me happy

With Eidolon lens every day

 

[Chorus]

I just want primes for my own

More than Lotus could ever know

Make my Tenno dreams come true

All I want for Christmas are primes

Access, baby

 

[Verse 2]

Oh, I won’t ask a lot but primes yea

I won’t even wish for endos (and I)

I’m just going to keep on sitting

underneath my omega kubrow

I won’t make a very long trade list

To Maroo’s relay to sell

I won’t even stay in trade chat

Hear overpriced rivens flick

 

[Chorus]

I really want primes here tonight

Glowing so bright RIP my eyesight

How many fissures can I do?

Baby, all I want for Christmas are primes

Access, baby

 

[Bridge]

All prime accessories are glowing

Surrounding frames everywhere

Heard the sound of Ostron kids

Peace fills Cetus air

Then everyone starts screaming

hearing the siren warning

Quill, whatchu need? Can we really even succeed?

Ordis, please drop my prime archwing to me!!

 

[Verse 3]

Oh, I don’t want a lot from the market

Primes are all I’m asking for

I want the Tennos to see me

Glowing brightly on relay floor

 

[Chorus]

Oh, I just want primes for my own

More than Ki’teer and Lotus know

Make my Tenno dreams come true

Baby, all I want for Christmas are

 

[Outro]

Primes

Access, baby

(all I want for Christmas are ) primes

Access, baby

 

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I really enjoyed doing this
"Carol of the Drum" by Katherine Kennicott Davis
"Carol of Tenno"

Spoiler

Awake the told me, grakata ta ta
Awake Tenno to fight, grakata ta ta
We have a war to fight, grakata ta ta
We fight for Lotus, grakata ta ta
ta ta ta ta, ta ta ta ta

So to save her kin, grakata ta ta
For Space Mom

Metal Warframe, grakata ta ta
You're more than warframe too, grakata ta ta
You are a tenno too, grakata ta ta
You are blessed by the void, grakata ta ta
ta ta ta ta, ta ta ta ta

So, we fight this war, grakata ta ta
Together

Clem he guide us, grakata ta ta
Baro and Space Mom too, grakata ta ta
We follow them, grakata ta ta
We fight so hard for them, grakata ta ta
ta ta ta ta, ta ta ta ta

Then she said to me, grakata ta ta
We are Tenno

 

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Warframe Bells

 

Spoiler

Dashing through the plains
In a archwing mounted frame
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Clem and Grakatas ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to fly and sing
A slaying song tonight

Nishan bells, Vey Hek smells
Phorid laid an egg
Oh what fun it is to fly
In a archwing mounted frame
Nishan bells, Vey Hek smells
Phorid laid an egg
Oh what fun it is to fly
In a archwing mounted frame

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon, the Grustrag three
Were looking for a fight
My War was long and sharp
And Tigris had a shot
We got into a firefight
And then they took a nap

Nishan bells, Vey Hek smells
Phorid laid an egg
Oh what fun it is to fly
In a archwing mounted frame
Nishan bells, Vey Hek smells
Phorid laid an egg
Oh what fun it is to fly
In a archwing mounted frame


A day or two ago
The story I must tell
I went out to the void
And to my great surprise
A sculpture caught my eye
But In a trap I fell
It left as there I sprawling lay
And to my great dismay


Nishan bells, Vey Hek smells
Phorid laid an egg
Oh what fun it is to fly
In a archwing mounted frame
Nishan bells, Vey Hek smells
Phorid laid an egg
Oh what fun it is to fly
In a archwing mounted frame

Now the time is right
archwings are quite fun
Take clem with you tonight
And sing this slaying song
Just get orokin wings
So deadly and quite swift
Hitch it to your favorite frame
And streak into the air


Nishan bells, Vey Hek smells
Phorid laid an egg
Oh what fun it is to fly
In a archwing mounted frame
Nishan bells, Vey Hek smells
Phorid laid an egg
Oh what fun it is to fly
In a archwing mounted frame

Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont 1857

 

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12 Days of Warframe Christmas

1. On the first day of Christmas Konzu sent to me, a Condroc in a Maprico tree

2. On the second day of Christmas Suumbaat sent to me, two Argon crystals and a Condroc in a Maprico tree

3. On the third day of Christmas Saya sent to me, three Riven mods, two Argon crystals and a Condroc in a Maprico tree

4. On the fourth day of Christmas Teanosai sent to me, four howling Kubrows, three Riven mods, two Argon crystals and a Condroc in a Maprico tree

5. On the fifth day of Christmas Darvos sent to me, five golden Kamas, four howling Kubrows, three Riven mods, two Argon crystals and a Condroc in a Maprico tree

6. On the sixth day of Christmas Simaris sent to me, six Helios scanning, five golden Kamas, four howling Kubrows, three Riven mods, two Argon crystals and a Condroc in a Maprico tree

7. On the seventh day of Christmas Hai-Luk sent to me, seven Sharrac swimming, six Helios scanning, five golden Kamas, four howling Kubrows, three Riven mods, two Argon crystals and a Condroc in a Maprico tree

8. On the eighth day of Christmas Ordis sent to me, eight Inbox messages, seven Sharrac swimming, six Helios scanning, five golden Kamas, four howling Kubrows, three Riven mods, two Argon crystals and a Condroc in a Maprico tree

9. On the ninth day of Christmas Suda sent to me, nine Octavias dancing, eight Inbox messages, seven Sharrac swimming, six Helios scanning, five golden Kamas, four howling Kubrows, three Riven mods, two Argon crystals and a Condroc in a Maprico tree

10. On the tenth day of Christmas Alad-V sent to me, ten Zanukas a leaping, nine Octavias dancing, eight Inbox messages, seven Sharrac swimming, six Helios scanning, five golden Kamas, four howling Kubrows, three Riven mods, two Argon crystals and a Condroc in a Maprico tree

11. On the eleventh day of Christmas Lotus sent to me, eleven Gifts of Lotus, ten Zanukas a leaping, nine Octavias dancing, eight Inbox messages, seven Sharrac swimming, six Helios scanning, five golden Kamas, four howling Kubrows, three Riven mods, two Argon crystals and a Condroc in a Maprico tree

12. On the twelfth day of Christmas, Stalker sent to me, twelve Death threats piping, eleven gifts of Death, ten Death threats leaping, nine Death threats dancing, eight Death messages, seven Death threats swimming, six Death threat scannings, five golden Death threats, four howling Death threats, three Assassination attempts, two Death reckonings  and a Death mark in a Maprico tree~

Lololol

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Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer by Burl Ives

Excalibur Prime The Legendary Warframe

You know Harrow and Hydroid and Nidus and Ember,
you know Volt and Mag and Ivara and Atlas
But do you recall
The most legendary warframe of them all

Excalibur Prime so golden
Had a very neat look
And if you ever met him
You would see his mean right hook
All of the other warframes
Got so very jealous and mean
They locked away dear excalibur
To hide his great gold gleam

Then one fateful day
DE came up and said
Excalibur will never be out again
So go out and cry yourselves to bed!

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Jingle Bells by James L. Pierpont

Tenno Bells

 

Spoiler

Slash-Dashing through the Corpus
In a one-tenno open Excalibur
O'er the corpses we go
Radial Blinding all the way

Bells on Kavat tail ring
Making Vomvalysts bright
What fun it is to slide and blind
A slaying song tonight!

Tenno bells, Tenno bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to slide
In a one-tenno open Excalibur.

Tenno bells, Tenno bells,
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to slide
In a one-tenno open Excalibur

 

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OH BOY!

Good luck All!

Written by Mr.Portaloo (PC)

All I Want For DEmas Is Clem   Original: ( Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You )

 

 

I don't want a lot for DEmas

There is just on thing I need

I don't care about the presents

Underneath the DE tree

I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true oh

All I want for DEmas is Cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

 

I don't want a lot for DEmas

There is just on thing I need, and I

I don't care about the presents

Underneath the DE tree

I don't need to hang my Targis Greaves

There upon the Lisetplace

DeClaus won't make me happy

With a Noggle on DEmas day

 

I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

All I want for DEmas is Cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

 

I won't ask a for much this DEmas

I won't even wish for endo, and I

I just wana keep on waiting

Underneat the mistletoe

 

I won't make a list and send it

To the North Cetus quite quick

I won't even stay awake

To hear those magic Kubrow click

 

'Cause I just want you here tonight

holding on to twin grakatas so tight

What more can I do

Oh. Baby all I want for DEmas is Cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

 

All the lights are shinning

So brightly everywhere

And the sound of Corpus's

Osprey fill the air

 

And everyone is shooting

I hear those specters spawning

DE won't you bring me

THe one I really need

Won;t you please bring my Clemy to me quickly

 

I don't want a lot for DEmas

This is all I'm asking for

I just wana see my Clem

Standing right outside my door

 

I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

Clemy all I want for DEmas is you

 

All I want for DEmas is you, Clemy

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Another Tenno Christmas carol

Originally titled Jingle Bells.

Spoiler

Sortie Bells

Dashing through Exterminate
Over a Grineer Galleon
With a Mesa and Soma
Shooting all the way

Oh, sortie bells, sortie bells
Anasa all the way
Oh what fun it is to guard
This dummy Operative for 10 rounds

And for the final mission
I thought i'd do Assassination
And soon Alad V
Was no more to be

Oh, sortie bells, sortie bells
Be a Riven, please
Oh what fun it is to guard
This dummy Operative for 10 rounds

Now my Orbiter's all white
The Christmas decorations have returned
And now it's time to set up
A beautiful Treschcone tree

Sortie bells, sortie bells
You can do it once per day
Be it Endo or a Forma
I'll be okay with it anyway.


 

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