New Contest: Carol of the Tenno

[(XBOX)destryer1boom]

Rocking around the Christmas tree by: lee “scratch perry 

Rocking around the foundry 

 

We’re Rocking around the foundry at the mirage prime release date 

Ayatan sculptures hung where you can see 

Every loot drop shows up on the map 

Rocking around the foundry 

Let the Tenno spirit ring

Later well get a ember prime 

And well do some farming 

 

You will get a sedimental feeling when you hear your voices coming from the back of your ship, deck the foundry with boughs of forma  

Rocking around the foundry have a happy Tenno day

Everyone farming Marrily 

In the Tenno fashioned way

Edited December 12, 2017 by (XB1)destryer1boom

[(PSN)azerothian698472]

Alad V and Zanuka (A parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

(I play on PS4 as azerothian698472) in case you're wondering)

---

Spoiler

 

You know Sargeant

And Raptor

Jackal and

Tyl Regor

And you know

Sargas Ruk

Kela and

Captain Vor

 

But do you recall

The most famous kill mark of all?

 

Alad V and Zanuka

Both have very shiny frames

And if you ever saw them

Then it would put yours to shame

 

All of the other Corpus

Used to laugh and call them names

They never invited them to

Any of the Index games

 

Then one Tenno raid later

Nef Anyo did say:

"Alad V, we're dying here! Won't you make these Tenno fear?"

 

He started stealing Warframes

And the Corpus all did say:

"Alad V and Zanuka, we're going to up your pay!"

 

 

Edited December 12, 2017 by (PS4)azerothian698472
I forgot to put in my console type.

[Maranshadjaret]

Нюша & MBAND - Попробуй почувствуй (Русская версия песни “Taste the Feeling" производства Avicii и Конрада Сьэла)

Так легко, моя песня летит лишь когда Тенно со мною.
Пусть продлится вечно этот ивента день...
Высоко! Война в руке, навсегда.
Я запомню всё, что привело меня к тебе.
Мы можем быть собою и жить, мечтою вдвоём с тобою, и:

Попробуй Сталкера обнять, чувствам на миг открыться.
От Наблюдателей нам уже не скрыться, не убежать.
Попробуй Сталкера обнять, чувствам на миг открыться.
От Наблюдателей нам уже не скрыться, не убежать.

Платина,с тобой поёт моя душа.
С тобой поёт моя душа.
Моя душа!
Платина,с тобой поёт моя душа.
Душа, душа!
С тобой поёт моя душа.

Ведут, на Эйдолон в море волны и.
Ресурсы волнами, накрывают Варфрейма с головой.
Нас ждут, весёлые зачистки и оборона с друзьями.
И ты Звезда Аятан, и ты Герой.
Мы можем быть собою и жить, мечтою вдвоём с тобою, и:

Тёплый приходит Сталкер, как долгожданный гость.
Он нам подарит встречу и любовь!

Мы можем быть собою,играть с тобою.
И жить мечтою Экскалибура Прайм купить!
Вдвоём с тобою жить одной мечтой!

Попробуй Сталкера обнять, чувствам на миг открыться.
От Наблюдателей нам уже не скрыться, не убежать.
Попробуй Сталкера обнять, чувствам на миг открыться.
От Наблюдателей нам уже не скрыться, не убежать.

Платина,с тобой поёт моя душа.
С тобой поёт моя душа.
Моя душа!
Платина,с тобой поёт моя душа.
Душа, душа!
С тобой поёт моя душа.

Атмосферу Варфрейма почувствуй !

 

Edited December 14, 2017 by Maranshadjaret

[eighm_]

You know Excal, and Chroma, and Nova, and Nyx
Ember, and Banshee, and Ash and Mesa
But do you recall the least used warframe of all

Atlas the no neck warframe had a very small neck
And if you ever saw it, you would even say its gross
All of the other warframes used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Atlas join in any warframe raids

Then one foggy Christmas Eve Lotus came to say
"Atlas with your neck so small, Why won't you just go to punch grineer?"
Then how the tenno loved him as they shouted out with glee
"Atlas the no nech warframe, you'll go down in history"

Atlas the no neck warframe had a very small neck
And if you ever saw it, you would even say its gross
All of the other warframes used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Atlas join in any warframe raids

Then one foggy Christmas Eve Lotus came to say
"Atlas with your neck so small, Just go to punch grineer?"
Then how the tenno loved him as they shouted out with glee
"Atlas the no neck warframe, you'll go down in history"

This was a parody of "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer"

Edited December 13, 2017 by Blue_Beetle

[(PSN)SimulatedWhiskey]

Author: Ernst Anschütz
Song: O Christmas Tree
 

 

O' Grineer Queens! O' Grineer Queens!
Thy elite guards are crazy;
O' Grineer Queens! O' Grineer Queens!
Thy elite guards are crazy;
Not only red when kuva's here,
But also when 'tis commanding Dax Grineer.
O' Grineer Queens! O' Grineer Queens!
Thy elite guards are crazy!

O' Grineer Queens! O' Grineer Queens!
Much kuva thou can'st give me;
O' Grineer Queens! O' Grineer Queens!
Much kuva thou can'st give me;
How often has the Grineer Queens
Afforded me the greatest genes!
O' Grineer Queens! O' Grineer Queens!
Much kuva thou can'st give me.

O' Grineer Queens! O' Grineer Queens!
Thy exalted blade shines so brightly!
O' Grineer Queens! O' Grineer Queens!
Thy exalted blade shines so brightly!
From tube to field, angry and smite,
There's only cloning for the gunfight.
O' Grineer Queens! O' Grineer Queens!
Thy exalted blade shines so brightly!

O' Grineer Queens! O' Grineer Queens!
How poorly Tenno has fought thee!
O' Grineer Queens! O' Grineer Queens!
How poorly Tenno has fought thee!
Clones are decaying and serving thee,
And obey in the Queens unchangingly.
O' Grineer Queens! O' Grineer Queens!
How poorly Tenno has fought thee!

 

Merry Christmas, Tenno! :)

Edited December 14, 2017 by (PS4)Whiskey1015566

[Pacmanak]

Jingle Bell - James Pierpoint

Darvo's Sales

Spoiler

Dashing through the shop
In a one hour open sale
O'er the sales we go
Buying all the things
The deals on Darvos shop
They make our money dissapear
What fun it is to buy crap
That noone cares about,Hey!

Darvo's sales, Darvo's sales
Sales are everywhere
Oh, what fun it is to buy
A one part of a frame
Darvo sells, Darvo sells
stuff that noone wants
Oh, what fun it is to buy
everything he sells

A hour or two ago
I had money by my side
And from now on then
I'll have mirage by my side
I must go to my favorite bank
To pay a parking lot
Darvo's happy now
And i'm a stupid cow

Darvo's sales, Darvo's sales
Sales are everywhere
Oh, what fun it is to buy
A one part of a frame
Darvo sells, Darvo sells
stuff that noone wants
Oh, what fun it is to buy
everything he sells
 

 

[Zuzzie]

To the tune of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee:

Walkin' around Baro's Relay
At the Void Trader Party
Primed mods hung where you can see
every Tenno tries to stop

Walkin' around Baro's relay
Hide your disappointment please
So what if he just has Primed Bane mods
he'll be back in two more weeks

You will get a slightly better feeling
When you hear 
Trade chat spamming: "PM offer; want to sell Prisma Grakata"

Walkin' around Baro's relay
Trade in all your bad prime parts
Everyone's walking so slowly
In that super laggy way

You will get a slightly better feeling
When you hear 
Trade chat spamming: "PM offer; want to sell Prisma Grakata"

Walkin' around Baro's relay
Trade in all your bad prime parts
Everyone's walking so slowly
In that super laggy way
 

[Soiluan]

Tonttujen jouluyö / Tomtarnas julnatt / Tipp tapp / (Evening before Christmas of the Christmas elves)
Composer Vilhelm Sefve.
Lyrics by Alfred Smedberg, translator of the Finnish version unknown.

Link to the music (Finnish version).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCigFtg_b5A
 

Quote

 

Night is closing, Grineer are patrolling.
-- are pat-rol-ling.
Kuva Fortress is wrapped in shadows.
-- wrapped in sha-dows.
RAP TAP. RAP TAP. RA-PA-TA-PA TAP TAP. RAP. TAP. TAP.

Group of Tennos sneaking past cameras.
-- past ca-me-ras.
Searching for a way to steal some data.
-- steal some da-ta.
RAP TAP. ...

Grineer offer food for Grineer Queens.
-- Gri-neer Qu-eens.
Tennos wonder: "Why are they so ugly?"
"Ugh, so ug-ly..."
RAP TAP. ...

At the table Queens are getting comfy.
-- getting comfy.
Worm eats paste and Elder drinks some Kuva.
-- drinks some Ku-va.
RAP TAP. ...

"Tenno spotted!" Grineer sound the alarms.
-- sound the a-larms.
Worm Queen wonders: "What the Tennos taste like?"
-- "Ten-nos taste like?"
RAP TAP. ...

Lotus worries: "It is time to escape."
-- "Time to es-cape."
Disagreeing Tennos want to battle.
-- want to bat-tle.
RAP TAP. ...

Victorious Tenno group now extracts.
-- group now extracts.
Happy Ordis greets them at Orbiter.
-- at Or-bi-ter.
RAP TAP. ...

 

Based on a Christmas carol of my childhood.

Happy, warm and comfy holidays for every Tenno!

Edited December 12, 2017 by Soiluan
Grammar edit

[(XBOX)SaggingMoth7961]

 (twelve days of christmas : Max Splodge creator of original song) 

 

.      Onthe first day of christmas, DE gave to me, Mirage prime access for free, 

.      on the second day of christmas DE gave to me, 2 argon scopes and mirage prime access for free, 

.       on the third day of christmas DE gave to me, three stalker beacons, two argon scopes, and mirage prime access for free,

.        on the fourth day of christmas DE gave to me , 4,000 kuva, three stalker beacons, two argon scopes, and mirage prime access for free,

.         on the fifth day of christmas DE gave to me, five prime chambers, 4,000 kuva, three stalker beacons, two argon scopes, and mirage prime access for free,

.          on the sixth day of christmas DE gave to me, six mote amps, five prime chambers, 4,000 kuva, three stalker beacons, two argon scopes, and mirage prime access for free, 

.          on the seventh day of christmas DE gave to me,seven nitain extracts, 6 mote amps, five prime chambers, 4,000 kuva, three stalker beacons, two argoon scopes, and mirage prime access for free,

.          on the eighth day of christmas DE gave to me, eight vaykor heks, sev6en nitain extracts, 6 mote amps, five prime chambers,  4,000 kuva, three stalker beacons, two argon scopes, and mirage prime access for free,

.          on the ninth day of christmas DE gave to me, nine mortus lungfish, eight vaykor heks, seven nitain extracts, 6 mote amps, five prime chambers, 4,000 kuva, three stalker beacons, two argon scopes, and mirage prime access for free,

.          on the tenth day of christmas DE gave to me, ten riven mods, nine mortus lungfish, eight vaykor heks, seven nitain extracts, 6 mote amps, five prime chambers, 4,,000 kuva, threee stalker beacons, two argon scopes, and mirage prime accesss for free, 

.           on the eleventh. day of Christmas DE gave to me, eleven forma blueprints, ten riven mods, nine mortus lungfish, eight vaykor heks, seven nitain extracts, 6 mote amps, five prime chambers, 4,000 kuva, three stalker beacons, two argon scopes, mirage prime access for free,

.  on the twelfth day of christmas DE gave to me, twelve covert lethalitys, eleven forma blueprints, ten riven mods, nine mortus lungfish, eight vaykor heks, seven nitain extracts , six mote amps, five prime chambers, 4,000 kuva, three stalker beacons, 2 argon scopes, and mirage prime access for free.         

[PanicAS]

Deck the Lander (Deck the halls, written by Thomas Oliphant)

Spoiler

Deck the Lander with Orokin Reactors,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
'Tis the season for warframe,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Raid the Corpus, pop an osprey,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Pass around our themed carols,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Gaze upon the vast landscape,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Kick-up dirt and route grineer.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Team up for sentient hunts,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
While we lust for rarer drops,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Fast away the old year passes,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses!
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Laughing, playing all together,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Heedless of the Yultide Stalker,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

 

[HoovyTheOnly3rd]

Do You Hear What The Tenno hears? (Do You Hear What I Hear? by Carrie Underwood)

Said a fellow Tenno to his little kavat:
Do you see the what I see?
At Warframe's website little kavat.
Do you see what I see?
Two events! All Tenno allowed to join!
Donation to children and making carols –
Their health is important to us all.

Asked the kavat to its master Tenno:
What are the songs about?
All about Christmas my kavat.
For all the Tenno to hear
A song. A song as beautiful as the sea;
A song as cute as Clem himself.
A song as cute as Clem himself.

Said the Tenno to his kavat:
Did you know?
The more kids we save my kavat
The more happiness in the Plains.
We Tenno sworn to help the poor,
We shall destroy the Infested,
The Grineer, and Corpus too.
Said the Lotus to all the Tenno:
I believe you will succeed.
Serve justice, Tenno everywhere!
The Tenno, The Tenno living in their Liset.
They will bring us peace and prosperity,
They will bring evil to an end

Edited December 12, 2017 by HoovyTheOnly3rd
Minor Grammatical Error Fixes

[DracoZXV]

Here goes 

Original Song : Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer by Gene Autry

Spoiler

 

Mirage, The New Prime Warframe

You know Excalibur, and Frost, and
Mag, and Ember,
Rhino, and Loki, and
Nyx and Nova
But do you want
The most newest Prime of all

Mirage, the new Prime Warframe
comes with Akbolto Prime
and also the Kogake Prime
you would even say its gold.

All of the other Warframe
used to get Primed in order
They never think about Banshee
or even the Zephyr fans.

Then one foggy Sortie game
Lotus came to say:
"Mirage with your demand so high,
won't you be my next Prime?"

Then all the registered losers
as they wait for the next update,
Mirage, the new Prime Warframe,
you'll be just like Valkyr Prime!

 

 

[CptCardboard]

Came up with this over lunch.  Do an awful lot of decorating every year at multiple locations and I am unwillingly subjected to hearing every song there is.  That said, this was fun to come up with.

Based off the song Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer by Johnny Marks which itself is based off the story of Rudolph.  Which was probably based on something else.

Spoiler

You know Regor and Lech Kril and De Thaym
Shik Tal and Leekter and Tabook
But do you recall
The most ugly Grineer of all

Vay Hek the no nosed Grineer
Had a very scary face.
And if you ever saw him.
You would say "Dear god!"

All of the other Grineer
Would run and pray to the queens.
They knew that crazy Vay Hek
Would order them to their deaths.

Then one foggy winter's eve
Lotus came to say
Tenno with your blades so sharp
Won't you end Vay Hek Tonight

And so the Tenno hunted
Stalking him across the Earth
Vay Hek the no nosed Grineer
Lost the fight and flew away

 

[Spin999]

Le 8-12-2017 à 19:17, [DE]Helen a dit :

Do the lyrics need to be written in English?

• No, the lyrics can be written in another language!

 

Can the original song be in a different language too?

[(PSN)Jeffers88]

Please Drop Your Rift

to the tune of Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano

 

Please drop your Rift
Please drop your Rift
Please drop your Rift, so my bullets won’t just whiff

Please drop your Rift
Please drop your Rift
Please drop your Rift, so my bullets won’t just whiff

I’m trying to complete a challenge
Are you even here or off making a sandwich
Would you please drop your rift so I can earn some affinity

Could you consider adjusting the range
Rather shoot than melee, call me strange
Would you please drop your rift so I can earn some affinity

[FabulousHorse]

Spoiler

Eidolons

Eidolons, I gave it my all 
But my laser-pointer mote could only get me so far
This time, I grinded all night
And built my first tier-two scaffold

Eidolons, I tried once again
I spam in recruiting, "I have infested zaws"
This time, I tried with my might
But died before I could press 4

Once dead and twice revived
Equip my [Life Strike]
And die another time
Tell me, space mom
Do I need [Munitions]?
"Well, It's been a month,
Just buy while it's still cheap."

(Happy Purchase!)

The trader said while selling
Adds endo
Saying "Just for you," while smiling
Now I see, they still have feelings
But then I see the trade
"A thousand plat for a [lenz]"

Eidolons, I gave it my all 
But my laser-pointer mote could only get me so far
This time, I grinded all night
And built my first tier-two scaffold

Eidolons, I tried once again
I spam in recruiting, "I have infested zaws"
This time, I tried with my might
But died before I could press 4

Looking for you, with some friends of mine
Who want to kill you, and get their shards all night
"Stand still, and let me kill this overgrown Bursa."
"You? Just Harrow and press 4 when it falls down."

I'm just a bystander with a laser-gun toy
But now, more than ever I want to be a boy
(Ooh-hooh)
Now that focus is worth, I won't be offline again

Eidolons, I gave it my all 
But my laser-pointer mote could only get me so far
This time, I grinded all night
And built my first tier-two scaffold

Eidolons, I tried once again
I spam in recruiting, "I have infested zaws"
This time, I tried with my might
But died before I could press 4

I'm just a bystander with a laser-gun toy
But now, more than ever I want to be a boy

(Next year)
I'll solo my first one
I'll solo my first Eidolon

Original is 'Last Christmas' by Wham

Edited December 12, 2017 by FabulousHorse
chorus was inconsistent

[(XBOX)TookDadsScore]

 

Jingle Bells by James Peirpont

 

Warframe Farms by TookDadsScore

 

Dashing through the Void

With my one favorite prime

Killing the corrupted we go

Farming all the way

Alarms in halls ring

Making corrupted spawn

What fun it is to farm and grind

A sleighing song tonight

 

Oh, Tenno slays, Baro sells

Stalker comes your way

Oh, what fun it is to grind

In a our favorite free game

Oh, Tenno slays, Baro sells

Stalker comes your way

Oh, what fun it is to grind

In a our favorite free game

 

A day or two ago,

I thought I'd farm a part,

And soon Miss Cephalon Shy

Was farming by my side;

The grind was long and dank,

Misfortune seemed our lot

We got no mirage prime parts,

And then we got upsot.

 

Oh, Tenno slays, Baro sells

Stalker comes your way

Oh, what fun it is to grind

In a our favorite free game

Oh, Tenno slays, Baro sells

Stalker comes your way

Oh, what fun it is to grind

In a our favorite free game

 

Oh, Tenno slays, Baro sells

Stalker comes your way

Oh, what fun it is to grind

In a our favorite free game

Oh, Tenno slays, Baro sells

Stalker comes your way

Oh, what fun it is to grind

In a our favorite free game

 

Now the primes are here

Go it while there here

Take the relics tonight

And farm these warframe parts

Just take a fast volt prime,

six-thirty as his speed

Get him in your open squad

And crack! you'll take the lead!

 

Oh, Tenno slays, Baro sells

Stalker comes your way

Oh, what fun it is to grind

In a our favorite free game

Oh, Tenno slays, Baro sells

Stalker comes your way

Oh, what fun it is to grind

In a our favorite free game

[(PSN)MechanicalHatter]

"A visit from ST. Nicholas" by Clarke Moore. 

A visit from ST. Ordi

Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the plains not a grineer was stirring, not a even kubrows pups were snoring.

The fish hung above the campfire all snug and ready for a bite in hopes that St. Ordis would soon be ready for flight .

The Grineer was nestled snug in their beds while visions of Violence danced in their heads.

  

 And Vey Hek in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap, had settled our grakatas for a long winters nap. 

When out in the camp arouse such a clatter, i sprang out of bed to see what was the matter. Out of the tent i fetch like a flash tore open my door and threw up my grakata

The breast of new infection gave luster of mid day objects below; When what to my wondering eyes would see, a miniture ship with warfames atop.

With a mechanical old driver so broken and quick i knew in a moment it was St Ordis.

More rapid than Kvats his warfames they came, and glitched and shouted calling rude names! Now Chroma, Now Rhino, Loki and Wukong" Saryn, on, Gara on, Hydroid and Oberon come on! "To the top of the camp, to the top of the wall, now bullet jump up and fast for all!" for these Grineer deserve nothing we'll visit the ostrons! So with Lex and Grakata primes too the kids will awake better armed than the adults and for the Grineer? A chunk of Kvatt poop.

Edited December 12, 2017 by (PS4)MechanicalHatter

[Froyopro]

This song was based on those long survival missions and my new found favorite the baza.

The song is "Let it snow" and the singer of the original song is Dean Martin.

Spoiler

Oh, The bombard outside is frightful.

But my slash procs are so delightful,

And since we have three minutes to go.

Best reload, Best reload, Best reload.

Oh, It doesn't show signs of dropping

And my screen is flashing for some crashing,

My graphics turned down to low

Quick let's go, Quick let's go, Quick let's go.

When we finally reach our extraction,

How I'll hate this distraction,

But if you cast desecration,

All the loot will shine and glow!

Well, the waves are slowly dying,

And my procs aren't that exciting,

But as long as your guns are firing!

Don't leave yet! Don't leave yet! Don't leave yet!

 

[Desamondo]

Warframe by desamondo513

 

The grineer are falling down
I'm watching them all in town
Lots of people around
Clem please come home

The Banshee yells really loud
All ringing in the air
Full of angry sounds
Clem please come home

[Chorus:]
They're singing "Clem’s downfall"
But it's not like Warframe at all
'Cause I remember when you were here
And all the time we ground last year

Pretty Corpus on the tree
I'm watching them whine
You should be here with me
Clem please come home

If there was a way
I'd hold back this inner rage
But it's grinding day
Please please please please
Clem please come home
Clem please come home
Clem please come home
Clem please come home

Original Song Christmas by Mariah Carey

[Poison_Rose]

Here goes everything !

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer by Gene Autry

Stalker the Red-Themed Warframe

Spoiler

You know Loki and Limbo and Nekros and Nova,

Atlas and Banshee and Ember and Chroma,

But can you recall

The scariest Warframe of all

 

Stalker the Red-Themed Warframe

Have a very eerie glow

And if you ever saw him

You might probably be dead

All of the other Warframes

Used to scream and flee the scene

They never let poor Stalker

Join in any of their games

 

Then one faithful Tennobaum,

Hunhow came to say,

“Stalker with your Dread and Hate,

Won’t you slay Tennos tonight,”

 

Then how the Warframes feared him,

As they shouted out with plea,

Stalker the Red-Themed Warframe

He will bring you misery.

 

[RhymesWithPsycho]

Slay Them All (A Meditation on Murder)
Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells, aka "One Horse Open Sleigh" 1857 by James Lord Pierpont

Sliding through the snow,

In a highly armed Warframe,

Through Grineer we go,

Slaying all the way,

HA HA HA!

Shots crack air like whips,

Clearing way for flight,

What fun there is in rolls and flips,

While killing day and night,

[Chorus]

Oh, Slay them all, slay them all,

Slay them every day,

Oh what fun it is to kill,

In a highly armed Warframe, hey,

Slay them all, slay them all,

Slay them every day,

Oh what fun it is to kill,

In a highly armed Warframe.

[(XBOX)iB5carface]

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Written by Johnny Marks, first major recording by Gene Autry)

Spoiler

Excal the Starter Tenno

You know Frost and Volt and Vauban and Trinity

you know Ember and Nova and Ivara and Loki

But do you recall,

The most enjoyable Tenno of all

 

Excal the starter Tenno

Had a very shiny sword

And if you ever used it

You would even say it gored

All of the other Tenno

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Excal

Join in on any Tenno sorties

 

Then one foggy Tennobaum

Lotus came to say,

Excal with your sword so bright,

Won’t you join my squad tonight

 

With Radial Blind and Exalted Blade

The damage was plain to see

Excal the starter Tenno

You’ll go down in history

 

[(PSN)YoKiwi__]

Runnin' Around in Nezha's Ring 

(Rocking Around the Christmas Tree by Lee "Scratch" Perry)

*cheerful void choir*

Runnin around in Nezha's ring 

at the Bazaar Oberon's top/

Forma hanging

Where Darvo can see,

every player tries to get/

Runnin around in Nezha's Ring

letting his energy bling/

Later we'll have some blue potatoes 

And we'll do some quick farming/

You will get a void-y feeling when you hear 

Anyo's praising "let's get that *lolly",

Deck the halls with tons of folly/

Runnin around in Nezha's ring 

and have a great drolly day

Everyone's farming merrily 

in the good ol' Banshee way

*Octavia sax solo*

end

*lolly = British term for money

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Cell0Fello]

the night santa went crazy by weird al yankovich

the night stalker went crazy

Spoiler

 

Down in the dojo all the tenno were trainin' hard
For the bad greedy corpus and the bad filthy grineer
When their haunter busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a bow in his hands and cheap smoke on his breath
From his mask to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fit dark disgruntled edgy Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a shadow in his eye,
"Happy Tennobaum to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Stalker went crazy
The night St. dark went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain