MacLocheart Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Carol of the Tenno* Orokin cells, Infected smells, Grind every day, For a Warframe, Chrismas is here, Kill more Grineer, Save only one, All Tennos Love, Clem, Clem, Grakata, Clem That is his song, All Tennos sing, Dojo gongs ring, One thing is clear, Prime Access here, Gifts everywhere, Missions to share, Loot we have found, Relics abound, My friend has fell, Objective failed. Clem, won’t you sing, This gong I’ll ring, End Corpus Greed, Christmas is here, Wishing all a Merry Warframe Christmas, Wishing all a Merry Warframe Christmas! Alright, my friends. Time to defend. My friend went down, Let’s try again. Clem, Clem, Grakata, Clem *Based on "Carol of the Bells" Composed by Mykola Leontovych, Lyrics by Peter J. Wilhousky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kammurite Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) Dedicated my special little song to a special little Cephalon... "Have yourself a Merry Little Ordis", as presumably sung by Cephalon Ordis: Spoiler - Have yourself a merry (ANGRY) little Ordis, Let my voice be quiet From now on I'll try not to be such a blight Have yourself a merry little Ordis, I'll make the Operator proud, From now on, I'll try not to make a sound. Yet we are together Operator, Once again Operator, like (DURING THE WAR). My faithful friend who is dear to me, Please come sit with me, once more. Even when you're gone We will still be together, If the Operator allows One day you might forget me, Operator, where I'm Disavowed but at least we can be together, at least right now My only friend who doesn't (EVEN LIKE) me, Please just be with me, once more. Through the (RUNNING TEARS) We will still be together, If the Operator allows One day you will (HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF ME), Operator, where I'm Disavowed but at least we can be together, at least right now... - Based off Michael Buble's cover of Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane's 1944 Christmas song "Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas". ( https://goo.gl/zX9Bw6 ) - Michael's Cover / Lyrical altercation of this song parody ( https://goo.gl/BgsGia ) - Info about the original Edited December 12, 2017 by Kammurite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker-Umbra Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I submit for your consideration: Harrow the Red Veil Warframe (Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer) Spoiler You know Nidus and Nova and Nezha and Ember Wukong and Rhino and Mesa and Zephyr But do you recall the most sadistic Warframe of all Harrow the Red Veil Warframe Really likes to stack his crit Chains up the waves of Grineer Makes them all cry out 'aw ' All of the other children Didn't like to play with Rell Left him behind when they ran Little Rell scared them to hell Then one fateful night Rell saw The truth behind it all He jumped in Harrow and exclaimed "I gotta keep the Rap Tap Tap restrained!" The Man in the Wall a bit miffed The Red Veil's still cabalistic Harrow the Red Veil Warframe You're cool but you are sadistic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skidish_Prime Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Over the River and Through the Woods - Concerning Grandmother - Christmas Day - Words: Based on the poem by Lydia Maria Child Over the Plains and through the Caves To Cetus we go. The Archwing knows the way to carry the Tenno Through dead and drifted Grineer. Over the Plains and through the Caves, Oh, how the Tusk Ogma does blow. It stings the tenno and explodes the warframe As over the Plains we go. Over the Plains and through the Caves To have a full day of loot. Oh, hear the screams ringing Retroy as Tenno!, For it is Tennobaum Day. Over the Plains and through the Caves, Invis fast my black Itzal; Fly o'er the plains just iike a Condroc, For this is Tennobaum Day. Over the Plains and through the Caves And straight through the Cetus gate. It seems that pugs go so dreadfully slow; It is so hard to wait. Over the Plains and through the Caves, Now Cetus Gate I spy. Hurrah for loot; the plunderings done; Hurrah for the Murkray Bait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codexguy44 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) Baro Ki'teer Is Coming To Town/Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Mariah Carey You better watch out, you better check the time, you better not complain im telling you why, Baro Ki'teer is coming to town, Baro Ki'teer is coming to town. He's bringing some items, he's checking it twice, He's gonna find out if you traded him twice. Baro Ki'teer is coming to town, Baro Ki'teer is coming to town. Baro Ki'teer is comin' to town. He see's you farming ducats, he knows when you're going to missions. He knows if you've been complaining or not so be lucky for goodness sake. So you better check the time, you better not complain im telling you why. Baro Ki'teer is coming to town, Baro Ki'teer is coming to town, Baro Kiteer is comin' to town. SECOND PART The tenno in girl and boy land, will have a nice time. They're gonna build a mod collection, all around the orokin tree. You better check the time, you better not complain im telling you why. Baro Ki'teer is coming to town, Baro Ki'teer is coming to town. Baro Ki'teer is coming, Baro Ki'teer is coming, Baro Ki'teer is coming, is coming to town! Edited January 4, 2018 by [DE]Helen Repeated Content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Invisoboy99 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 The twelve days of warframe Invisoboy99 (Xbox) On the first day of warframe the Stalker gave to me An unranked heated charge On the second day of warframe Clem gave to me 2 prisma grakatas, and an unranked heated charge On the third day of warframe a spy mission gave to me 3 meso relics, 2 prisma grakatas, and an unranked heated charge On the fourth day of warframe Darvo gave to me 4 Darvo deals, 3 meso relics, 2 prisma grakatas, and an unranked heated charge On the fifth day of warframe DE gave to me 5 “balanced” updates, 4 Darvo deals, 3 meso relics, 2 prisma grakatas, and an unranked heated charge On the sixth day of warframe a fissure gave to me 6 bronco blueprints, 5 “balanced” updates, 4 Darvo deals, 3 meso relics, 2 prisma grakatas, and an unranked heated charge On the seventh day of warframe the void gave to me 7 control modules, 6 bronco blueprints, 5 “balanced” updates, 4 Darvo deals, 3 meso relics, 2 prisma grakatas, and an unranked heated charge On the eighth day of warframe my syndicate gave to me 8 thousand standing, 7 control modules, 6 bronco blueprints, 5 “balanced” updates, 4 Darvo deals, 3 meso relics, 2 prisma grakatas, and an unranked heated charge On the ninth day of warframe the servers gave to me 9 disconnections, 8 thousand standing, 7 control modules, 6 bronco blueprints, 5 “balanced” updates, 4 Darvo deals, 3 meso relics, 2 prisma grakatas, and an unranked heated charge On the tenth day of warframe Konzu gave to me 10 Naramon lenses, 9 disconnections, 8 thousand standing, 7 control modules, 6 bronco blueprints, 5 “balanced” updates, 4 Darvo deals, 3 meso relics, 2 prisma grakatas, and an unranked heated charge On the eleventh day of warframe the grineer gave to me 11 tenno SCOOMs, 10 Naramon lenses, 9 disconnections, 8 thousand standing, 7 control modules, 6 bronco blueprints, 5 “balanced” updates, 4 Darvo deals, 3 meso relics, 2 prisma grakatas, and an unranked heated charge On the twelfth day of warframe Space Mom gave to me 12 harrow chassis,11 tenno SCOOMs, 10 Naramon lenses, 9 disconnections, 8 thousand standing, 7 control modules, 6 bronco blueprints, 5 “balanced” updates, 4 Darvo deals, 3 meso relics, 2 prisma grakatas, and an unranked heated charge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jctheninjaboss Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) Dashing Through The Bodies By: jctheninjaboss (PC) Special thanks to Clem for saying CLEM! and shooting the grineer. Original: Dashing Through the Snow, OG song writer: Debbie Macomber Don't screw with Clem Don't screw with Clem He has Twin Graka(ka)tas Look at Tyl Regor here He screwed with Clem to much CLEM! Don't screw with Clem Don't screw with Clem He has Twin Graka(ka)tas Look at Tyl Regor here He screwed with Clem to much CLEM! Dashing through the bodies of our dead enemies Hey there is Regor, he got shot by Clem CLEM! CLEM! CLEM! CLEM! Bullets in the chamber Making enemies flee What fun it is shooting enemies While singing this dang song CLEM! Don't screw with Clem Don't screw with Clem He has Twin Graka(ka)tas Look at Tyl Regor here He screwed with Clem to much CLEM! Don't screw with Clem Don't screw with Clem He has Twin Graka(ka)tas Look at Tyl Regor here He screwed with Clem to much CLEM! Edited December 13, 2017 by jctheninjaboss forgot stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Hyper-Bird Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 12 Months of Warframe [A tenno parody of "12 Days of Christmas" by Federick Austin] comes with a bonus 13th verse. Spoiler "12 Months of Warframe" By Hyper-Bird (PS4) On the first day of log-in my lotus sent to me, A one-time half off coupon. On the first month of log-ins my lotus sent to me, Two fieldron samples And a one-time machete blueprint. On the second month of log-ins my lotus sent to me, Three-hour booster Two orokin cells And a special eclipse sigil. On the third month of log-ins my lotus sent to me, Four void relics Three-hour booster Two mutagen samples And a very rare forma blueprint. On the fourth month of log-ins my lotus sent to me, Five-thousand credits Four void relics Three-hour booster Two orokin cells And a special Azima pistol. On the fifth month of log-ins my lotus sent to me, Six random resource Five-thousand credits Four void relics Three-hour booster Two mutagen samples And a one-time Lotus Bounty! On the sixth month of log-ins my lotus sent to me, Syndicate medallion Six random resource Five-thousand credits Four void relics. Three-hour booster Two detonite injectors And another half off coupon. On the seventh month of log-ins my lotus sent to me, A free grakata blueprint Syndicate medallion Six random resource Five-thousand credits Four void relics Three-hour booster Two free neurodes And an awesome Primed Fury! On the eighth month of log-ins my lotus gave to me, Ninty more endo 25% off coupon Syndicate medallion Six random resource Five-thousand credits Four void relics Three-hour booster Two detonite injectors And a one-time mutagen mass. On the ninth month of log-ins my lotus gave to me, Ten times oxium Ninty more endo An orokin reactor Syndicate medallion Six random resource Five-thousand credits Four void relics Three-day boosters Two extra morphics And another free sigil. On the tenth month of log-ins my lotus gave to me, Even more credits Ten times oxium Ninty more endo 25% off coupon A syndicate medallion Six random resource Five-thousand credits Four void relics Three-hour booster Two fieldron samples And the mighty Zenistar melee. On the eleventh month of log-ins my lotus gave to me, Dex Weapon Set More and more credits Ten more oxium Ninty more endo Fifty more cryotic One more medallion Six more resource Five-thousand credits Four more relics Three-hour boosters Two more samples And the promise of exciting content. After one year of warframe, lotus has given me Better and better content Many hours of grinding Forma after forma Event by event Desecrate for loot Lecta for Credits Mission after mission Alerts and invasions Newer story quests All the daily runs Even built myself a clan And I enjoy every minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armerkat Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Mine is Twelve days of Warframe based off of the Twelve days of Christmas "The Twelve Days of Christmas" (Roud 68) is an English Christmas carol that enumerates in the manner of a cumulative song a series of increasingly grand gifts given on each of the twelve days of Christmas (the twelve days that comprise the Christmas season starting with Christmas Day).[1][2] The song, published in England in 1780 without music as a chant or rhyme, is thought to be French in origin.[3] "The Twelve Days of Christmas" has a Roud Folk Song Index number of 68. The tunes of collected versions vary. The standard tune now associated with it is derived from a 1909 arrangement of a traditional folk melody by English composer Frederic Austin, who first introduced the now familiar prolongation of the verse "five gold rings". On the first day of Warframe Great Lotus sent to me: Excalibur in a foundry tree On the second day of Warframe Great Lotus sent to me: Two Tigris Primes and an Excalibur in a foundry tree On the third day of Warframe Great lotus sent to me: Three Orokin cells Two Tigris Primes and an Excalibur in a foundry tree On the fourth day of Warframe Great Lotus sent to me Four Nitains Three Orokin cells Two Tigris Primes and an Excalibur in a foundry tree On the fifth day of Warframe Great Lotus sent to me Five Argon Crystals Four Nitains Three Orokin cells Two Tigris Primes and an Excalibur in a foundry tree On the sixth day of Warframe Great Lotus sent to me Six Neo Relics Five Argon Crystals Four Nitains Three Orokin cells Two Tigris Primes and an Excalibur in a foundry tree On the seventh day of Warframe Great Lotus sent to me Seven Loki Primes Six Neo Relics Five Argon Crystals Four Nitains Three Orokin cells Two Tigris Primes and an Excalibur in a foundry tree On the eighth day of Warframe Great Lotus sent to me Eight Nullifier bubbles Seven Loki Primes Six Neo Relics Five Argon Crystals Four Nitains Three Orokin cells Two Tigris Primes and an Excalibur in a foundry tree On the ninth day of Warframe Great Lotus sent to me Nine players trading Eight Nullifier bubbles Seven Loki Primes Six Neo Relics Five Argon Crystals Four Nitains Three Orokin cells Two Tigris Primes and an Excalibur in a foundry tree On the tenth day of Warframe Great Lotus sent to me Ten Mag Primes Nine players trading Eight Nullifier bubbles Seven Loki Primes Six Neo Relics Five Argon Crystals Four Nitains Three Orokin cells Two Tigris Primes and an Excalibur in a foundry tree On the eleventh day of Warframe Great Lotus sent to me Eleven Dragon Nikanas Ten Mag Primes Nine players trading Eight Nullifier bubbles Seven Loki Primes Six Neo Relics Five Argon Crystals Four Nitains Three Orokin cells Two Tigris Primes and an Excalibur in a foundry tree On the twelfth day of Warframe Great Lotus sent to me Twelve Mirage Primes Eleven Dragon Nikanas Ten Mag Primes Nine players trading Eight Nullifier bubbles Seven Loki Primes Six Neo Relics Five Argon Crystals Four Nitains Three Orokin cells Two Tigris Primes and an Excalibur in a foundry tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echo_Citrus Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 In Honour of Darvo's Deals, and the new Mirage Prime access, if give you: Darvo's Twelve Days (The twelve days of christmas) On the first day of Christmas, Darvo gave to me:Mirage Prime access for free. On the second day of Christmas, Darvo gave to me:Two Bolto Primes, and Mirage Prime access for free. On the third day of Christmas, Darvo gave to me:Three Spanish Harrows, two Bolto Primes, and Mirage Prime access for free. On the fourth day of Christmas, Darvo gave to me:Four screaming Banshees, three Spanish Harrows, two Bolto Primes, and Mirage Prime access for free. On the fifth day of Christmas, Darvo gave to me:FIVE GO-LD CLEMS. Four screaming Banshees, three Spanish Harrows, two Bolto Primes, and Mirage Prime access for free. On the sixth day of Christmas, Darvo gave to me:Six cosmic spectres, FIVE GO-LD CLEMS. Four screaming Banshees, three Spanish Harrows, two Bolto Primes, and Mirage Prime access for free. On the seventh day of Christmas, Darvo gave to me:Seven Hydroids swimming, six cosmic spectres, FIVE GO-LD CLEMS. Four screaming Banshees, three Spanish Harrows, two Bolto Primes, and Mirage Prime access for free. On the eighth day of Christmas, Darvo gave to me:Eight Mesas shooting, seven Hydroids swimming, six cosmic spectres, FIVE GO-LD CLEMS. Four screaming Banshees, three Spanish Harrows, two Bolto Primes, and Mirage Prime Access for free. On the ninth day of Christmas, Darvo gave to me:Nine Octavias dancing, eight Mesas shooting, seven Hydroids swimming, six cosmic spectres, FIVE GO-LD CLEMS. Four screaming Banshees, three Spanish Harrows, two Bolto Primes, and Mirage Prime access for free. On the tenth day of Christmas, Darvo gave to me:Ten Vaubans bouncing, nine Octavia's dancing, eight Mesas shooting, seven Hydroids swimming, six cosmic spectres, FIVE GO-LD CLEMS. Four screaming Banshees, three Spanish Harrows, two Bolto Primes, and Mirage Prime access for free. On the eleventh day of Christmas, Darvo gave to me:Eleven Valkyrs screaming, ten Vaubans bouncing, nine Octavias dancing, eight Mesas shooting, seven Hydroids swimming, six cosmic spectres, FIVE GO-LD CLEMS. Four screaming Banshees, three Spanish Harrows, two Bolto Primes, and Mirage Prime access for free. On the twelfth day of Christmas, Darvo gave to me:Twelve Atlas punches, eleven Valkyrs screaming, ten Vaubans bouncing, nine Octavias dancing, eight Mesas shooting, seven Hydroids swimming, six cosmic spectres, FIVE GO-LD CLEMS. Four screaming Banshees, three Spanish Harrows, two Bolto Primes, and Mirage Prime access for free. From all of the Tenno, Merry Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Original: "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" by Johnny Mathis It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go Take a look at the five and ten bombards once again With Penta ‘nades and Kuva Braids aglow It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Lasers in every door But the prettiest sight to see, is the noggle that will be On your own orbitoor A pair of fished up boots and a Lex that shoots Is the wish of Inaros and Vay Hek Grineer that will talk and will fight for a cause Is the hope of Nyx and Corpus Tech And the Red Veil can hardly wait for the cleansing fire to start again It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go There's an ancient in the Dojo bell, one in the orbiter as well The caustic kind that doesn't mind the snow It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Soon Darvo will start And the thing that makes him sing, is the platinum that you bring Right from within your heart It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Soon the Stalker will start And the thing that that makes him sing, is the death count that you bring Right from within your heart It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhaseDemon Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Original: March of the Toys Writer: Adaptation: Come back to the Orokin your tenno knew, Deep in the void, holding your primes. We’re waiting for our nitain like you, Through alerts and luck, we pray for drops, twitch does it best! Stake out the night, play with friends All farming on earth, where are the eggs! Forget Kubrows, Kavats Be a lone wolf, play solo young tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Captain_NepNep22 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Joy to the world Joy to the tenno They'll save Cetus And defeat the eidolon We'll take its shields out And make the Quills proud Then capture the eidolon Or kill it in its tracks Until you get your eidolon shards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)gorezilla1 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Mary Did you know (By Mark Lowry and Buddy Greene) Natah Did you know Révélation Natah did you know that the Tenno child would one day gain transference Natah did you know that the Tenno child would save our stars and system Did you know that the tenno child has come to make you new This child that you delivered will soon deliver you. Lotus did you know that the Tenno child shall rend the void to save Lua Lotus did you know that this Tenno know child shall one day restore Suda Did you know that this Tenno child has walked were Warframes stride When you saved this child from Hunhow You saved the world Oh lotus did you know Infested slain The corpus ruined Grineer have lost a queen Rell at peace Konzu found love Even Neewa found her voice Space-mom did you know that this Tenno child shall break the chains of the dax Space-mom did you know that this Tenno child can change New Loka's beliefs Did you know that this Tenno child has seen the prime Warframes That child that dreams on lua Shall de-cide ALL Edited December 13, 2017 by (PS4)gorezilla1 Hiding spoilers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wafflesk9 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Original: Bing Crosby's A White Christmas Spoiler I'm dreaming of a platinum Christmas Just like the ones Darvo knows Where the ayatan glistens and the Tenno listen To hear that endo flows With every Inbox that I fill May your days be merry and chill And may your wishlist be fufilled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soujourner7 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 To the Tune of "O come all ye faithful" oh come, all ye warframes Fighters and protectors Oh save us, oh save us From infestation Come and destroy those Born upon a falling star Oh don't let them absorb us Oh don't let them absorb us Oh don't let them absorb us into the swarm Oh slice through the masses Slash in exultation stave off the endless hoards of infestation pray for our tenno fighters for our family Oh don't let them absorb us Oh don't let them absorb us Oh don't let them absorb us into the swarm All Hail to our tenno Triumphant this morning oh let us be grateful for this salvation Word of the lotus shall now be spread far and wide they won't let them absorb us they won't let them absorb us they won't let them absorb us into the swarm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhrazedDane Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas Perry Como’s It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go Take a look in Darvo’s den Glistening once again With gifts, sales and endo orbs aglow It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Toys for Operator But the prettiest sight to see Is the holly that will be On your own Orbiter A pair of planets with soot and toxins to boot Is the wish of Vay Hek and Kril Bounties to do and an animal zoo Hoped Konzu and Teasonai still And sentient cores from teralysts for Onkko and the Quills It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go There’s a wee little Orokin cell One from Ruk as well And relic farming ducats for Baro It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Soon the bells will start And the thing that will make them ring Is the Sentient that will bring Cores from within their hearts A pair of platinum boots and grakatas that shoot Is the wish of Darvo and Clem Shadows that talk and will go for a walk Stalker wants to get them And Queen and Worm can hardly wait for Kuva Flood again It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Soon the vaults will part And the primes that they will bring Rejoice! Tenno, let’s sing! Right within our hearts -end- :1 Happy holidays ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)miharu382 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Twelve days of christmas By Hugh D. Mckeller On the first day of christmas lotus gave to me: A visit from the shadow stalker On the second day of christmas lotus gave to me: 2 chinese frames and a visit from the shadow talker On the third day of christmas lotus gave to me: 3 Ambulas to hack 2 chinese frames and a visit from the shadow stalker On the fourth day of christmas lotus gave to me: Four Dragon keys three Ambulas to hack 2 chinese frames and a visit from the shadow stalker On the fifth day of christmas lotus gave to me: Five Stalker Acolytes Four Dragon keys three Ambulas to hack 2 chinese frames and a visit from the shadow stalker On the sixth day of christmas lotus gave to me: Six exceptional sentient core Five Stalker Acolytes Four Dragon keys three Ambulas to hack 2 chinese frames and a visit from the shadow stalker On the seventh day of christmas lotus gave to me: Seven ayatan sculptures six exceptional sentient core Five Stalker Acolytes Four Dragon keys three Ambulas to hack 2 chinese frames and a visit from the shadow stalker On the eight day of christmas lotus gave to me: The Eight tenno raid seven ayatan sculptures six exceptional sentient core Five stalker Acolytes Four Dragon keys three Ambulas to hack 2 chinese frames and a visit from the shadow stalker On the ninth day of christmas lotus gave to me: Nine Cetus wisps The Eight tenno raid seven ayatan sculptures six exceptional sentient core Five stalker Acolytes Four Dragon keys three Ambulas to hack 2 chinese frames and a visit from the shadow stalker On the tenth day of christmas lotus gave to me: Ten empty mod slots nine cetus wisps Eight tenno raid seven ayatan sculptures six exceptional sentient core Five stalker Acolytes Four Dragon keys three Ambulas to hack 2 chinese frames and a visit from the shadow stalker On the eleventh day of christmas lotus gave to me: My eleventh master test Ten empty mod slots Nine Cetus wisps Eight tenno raid seven ayatan sculptures six exceptional sentient core Five stalker Acolytes Four Dragon keys three Ambulas to hack 2 chinese frames and a visit from the shadow stalker On the twelfth day of christmas lotus gave to me: Twelve caves in the plains eleven master rank test ten empty mod slots Nine Cetus wisps Eight tenno raid seven ayatan sculptures six exceptional sentient core Five stalker Acolytes Four Dragon keys three Ambulas to hack 2 chinese frames and a visit from the shadow stalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper007head Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Title: Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer Artist: Elmo & Patsy Space Mom got run over by a Rhino Space mom got run over by a Rhino Sliding home from our Liset Tenno Eve You can say there's no such thing as Stalker But as for me and Hunhow we believe She'd been drinking too much Apothic And we begged her not to go But she forgot her Health Restores And she staggered out the door into the Plains When we found her Tenno morning At the scene of the attack She had stomp-prints on her forehead And incriminating Stalker marks on her back Space mom got run over by a Rhino Sliding home from our Liset Tenno Eve You can say there's no such thing as Stalker But as for me and Hunhow we believe Now we're all so proud of Hunhow He's been taking this so well See him in there watching Lunaro Drinking Apothic and playing cards with Tenno Val It's not Tenno Eve without Space Mom All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts Or trade for plat (trade for plat) Space mom got run over by a Rhino Sliding home from our Liset Tenno Eve You can say there's no such thing as Stalker But as for me and Hunhow we believe Now the Condroc is on the table And the pudding made of nano spores And the blue and silver Syandana That would just have matched the top of Space Mom's helmet I've warned all my Tennos and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a Nav Coordinate To a Shadow who drives Xiphos And plays with Acolytes Space mom got run over by a Rhino Sliding home from our Liset Tenno Eve You can say there's no such thing as Stalker But as for me and Hunhow we believe Singin' Hunhow Space mom got run over by a Rhino Sliding home from our Liset Tenno Eve You can say there's no such thing as Stalker But as for me and Hunhow we believe Merry Tenno Eve Edited December 13, 2017 by Copper007head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)DEVILDOG2907 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 I really dont even know to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScienceDragon Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 I think this is pretty good. It's off of Silent Night by Franz Xaver Gruber and Joseph Mohr. Enjoy! Silent Night by: Franz Xaver Gruber and Joseph Mohr Parody (Silent Spy) by: ScienceDragon Silent spy, Peaceful spy No alarms, No Harrow Round yon virgin Saryn and Clem. Holy infant so Graka and Ta Sneak in silent peace. Sneak in silent peace. Silent spy, Peaceful spy Tenno shake at alarms Son of Vor, Sly Warframes Bright beams from thy Grineer face, With the dawn of unknown items, Ivara at thy birth. Ivara at thy birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aXzeraut Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 "Tenno Lotusmas day" (Michael Buble – Winter Wonderland Parody) Baro’s coming, are you listening? In the ship, snow is glistening A beautiful sight, We're happy tonight. Playing in a Tenno Lotusmas day. Gone away is Saryn Prime, Here to stay is Mirage Prime It look so pretty, While we play along Playing in a Tenno Lotusmas day. On Europa, we can build a snowman, Will pretend that he is Vor He'll say: Are you mad? We'll say: No man, But I can beat you again When you're in the void. Later on, we'll count stars, As we dream by the fire To face unafraid, The plans that we've made, Playing in a Tenno Lotusmas day. On Pluto we can build a snowman, Will pretend that he is Vay’Hek He'll say: Are you ready? We'll say: No man, But i can tell it to you When we’ll go raid. Later on, we'll count plat, As we dream by the fire To face unafraid, The plans that we've made, Playing in a Tenno Lotusmas day. Playing in a Tenno Lotusmas day. Playing in a Tenno Lotusmas day. Merry Lotusmas everyone ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dendkill Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) "O Litlle Town of Bethlehem" Phillips Brooks O Litlle Plains of Eidolon Spoiler O little Plains of Eidolon So beautiful is thy sky Above astonishing lakes and mines so deep Grineer ships goes by Yet on electrified lakes shining The Teralyst blue light It's hopes and fears throughout all this years Are free in the briefly night Sentients born from orokin greed And gathered in tau system While orokin sleep, the tenno keep To fight on sentient machines Oh vomvalysts all gather To aid the teralyst Shields And praises sing to Hunhow the King And doom to people in Cetus How bravely, how bravely The woundrous battle is driven So gear up, call the team to fight Ice Chroma and healer are needed All ears may hear it coming But in the plains of sin Where our operators will greet him still The AMP strikes all shields within Oh mighty teralyst eidolon Drop flawless sentient core we pray Get trapped by 2 lures Be defeated by us today We build up our expectations and search for all the shards Oh come to us, abide with us Our Lord RNG... Oh come to us, abide with us Our Lord RNG... Edited December 13, 2017 by Dendkill forgot to put the name of the song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaikiX7 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 I don't think I'm going to win but a chance at free stuff is too much to pass up. So I present "My 12 First days of Warframe"(The 12 Days of Christmas, Swortzell) Spoiler On my first day of Warframe, a game of space ninjas One malfunctioning Ordis On my second day of Warframe, a game of space ninjas Two missions done, And one malfunctioning Ordis On my third day of Warframe, a game of space ninjas Three new mods Two missions done, And one malfunctioning Ordis On my fourth day of Warframe, a game of space ninjas Four Lith relics Three new mods Two missions done, And one malfunctioning Ordis On my fifth day of Warframe, a game of space ninjas Five GRAKATAS Four Lith relics Three new mods Two missions done, And one malfunctioning Ordis On my sixth day of Warframe, a game of space ninjas Six cool Syndicates Five GRAKATAS Four Lith relics Three new mods Two missions done, And one malfunctioning Ordis On my seventh day of Warframe, a game of space ninjas Seven rare resources Six cool Syndicates Five GRAKATAS Four Lith relics Three new mods Two missions done, And one malfunctioning Ordis On my eighth day of Warframe, a game of space ninjas Eight eximus foes Seven rare resources Six cool Syndicates Five GRAKATAS Four Lith relics Three new mods Two missions done, And one malfunctioning Ordis On my ninth day of Warframe, a game of space ninjas Nine max rank weapons Eight eximus foes Seven rare resources Six cool Syndicates Five GRAKATAS Four Lith relics Three new mods Two missions done, And one malfunctioning Ordis On my tenth day of Warframe, a game of space ninjas Ten thousand salvage Nine max rank weapons Eight eximus foes Seven rare resources Six cool Syndicates Five GRAKATAS Four Lith relics Three new mods Two missions done, And one malfunctioning Ordis On my eleventh day of Warframe, a game of space ninjas Eleven runs on Fossa Ten thousand salvage Nine max rank weapons Eight eximus foes Seven rare resources Six cool Syndicates Five GRAKATAS Four Lith relics Three new mods Two missions done, And one malfunctioning Ordis On my eleventh day of Warframe, a game of space ninjas Twelve mastery ranks Eleven runs on Fossa Ten thousand salvage Nine max rank weapons Eight eximus foes Seven rare resources Six cool Syndicates Five GRAKATAS Four Lith relics Three new mods Two missions done, And one malfunctioning Ordis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100just Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Warframe Prime is hereeeee/Christmas time is hereee (I'd recommend listening to the original song 1st) Warframe Prime is here Mirage prime and gear Grind and all that players call The time of sorrow and tears Relics as a gift Dropping everywhere In the end, it's all commons And sadness to share Ripping out my hair Pieces everywhere Screaming at the relic screen And crappy memories there..... Warframe Prime is here Coming over here..... Oh, that we could always see Such sadness through the air Ripping out my hair Pieces everywhere Screaming at the relic screen And crappy memories there..... Warframe Prime is here Coming over here..... Oh, that we could always see Such sadness through the airrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........... Edited December 13, 2017 by 100just Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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