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Warframe Wonderland (Winter Wonderland written in 1934 by Felix Bernard and Richard B. Smith)

 

Spoiler

 

The Lotus sings, can you hear her?

Tenno cheer for Baro Ki'Teer

A fantastic sight

We’re farming tonight

Walking in a Warframe wonderland

 

Gone away is the daylight

Here to stay is the moon light

We pack our best guns

Get ready for fun

Walking in a Warframe wonderland

 

In the plains we can fight an Eidolon

Then pretend that he is Alad V

 

He’ll say: Join my project

We’ll say: No thanks

But Zanuka’s on the hunt

Once we leave the plains

 

Later on, we’ll conspire

As we warm by Ember’s fire

To farm all the things

And complete our rankings

Walking in a Warframe Wonderland

 

In the plains we can fight an eidolon

And pretend that he’s the Shadow Stalker

We’ll have lots of fun with Mister Stalker

Until space kid Void Beams him to death

 

When it rains, the infested

Vay Hek’s panties, get all twisted

We’ll save the day, the Konzu way

Walking in a Warframe Wonderland

 

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ver 1: Tenmas

Have A Holly Jolly Tenmas (based on A Holly Jolly Christmas by Burt Ives)

have a holly jolly Tenmas
its the best time of the year
i don't know if there'll be bows
but have a catalyst

have a holly jolly Tenmas
and when you are on the plains
say hello to kubrows
and every sentient you meet

Oh
No
the do-oh-jo
soo e-empty

Lech Kril waits for you
kill em once for me
have a holly jolly Tenmas
And in case you didn't hear

Oh by stalker
have a holly
Jolly Tenmas this year!

 

ver 2:Tennobaum

Have A Holly Jolly Tennobaum (based on A Holly Jolly Christmas by Burt Ives)

have a holly jolly Tennobaum
its the best time of the year
i don't know if there'll be bows
but have a catalyst

have a holly jolly Tennobaum
and when you are on the plains
say hello to kubrows
and every sentient you meet

Oh
No
the do-oh-jo
soo e-empty

Lech Kril waits for you
kill em once for me
have a holly jolly Tennobaum
And in case you didn't hear

Oh by stalker
have a holly
Jolly Tennobaum this year!

 

(i know that Tenmas flows better but Tennobaum can also work if you get used to singing it and i think Tennobaum works better for me)

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the friendly beast by stagecoach stars

the ice effigy 

chroma our tank strong and tall breathing fire to keep us warm on pluto

while we snipe corpus around his effigy he stands tall with his tenno and freinds

chroma our tank strong and tall breathing ice for our snowball fight on Everest 

we gather round the effigy drinking hot chocolate while he poisons infested on eris

his fire boost our resolve as we fight on against the threats

his ice gave us fun till night then we hunted eidolons till dawn

then he and frost took to the sky on the effigie's back to fill the sky of venus with a snowy show 

as chroma and Santa told the queens ho ho ho we hope your Christmas is miserable  

merry christmas tenno 

 

 

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The melody is: twelve days of Christmas

 

On the first day of Christmas The Lotus gave to me,

A Warframe to start my journey

On the second day of Christmas The Lotus gave to me,

Two melee weapons

and a Warframe to start my journey

On the third day of Christmas The Lotus gave to me

three meso relics 

Two melee weapons

and a Warframe to start my journey

On the fourth day of Christmas The Lotus gave to me

Four nistlepods

three meso relics

Two melee weapons

and a Warframe to start my journey

On the fifth day of Christmas The Lotus gave to me

Five phase specters

Four nistlepods

three meso relics

Two melee weapons

and a Warframe to start my journey

On the sixth day of Christmas The Lotus gave to me

Six cyan stars

Five phase specters

Four nistlepods

three meso relics

Two melee weapons

and a Warframe to start my journey

On the seventh day of Christmas The Lotus gave to me

Seven Cetus wisps

Six cyan stars

Five phase specters

Four nistlepods

three meso relics

Two melee weapons

and a Warframe to start my journey

On the eighth day of Christmas The Lotus gave to me

Eight proof fragments

Seven Cetus wisps

Six cyan stars

Five phase specters

Four nistlepods

three meso relics

Two melee weapons

and a Warframe to start my journey

On the ninth day of Christmas The Lotus gave to me

Nine tellurium

Eight proof fragments

Seven Cetus wisps

Six cyan stars

Five phase specters

Four nistlepods

three meso relics

Two melee weapons

and a Warframe to start my journey

On the tenth day of Christmas The Lotus gave to me

Ten judgement points

Nine tellurium

Eight proof fragments

Seven Cetus wisps

Six cyan stars

Five phase specters

Four nistlepods

three meso relics

Two melee weapons

and a Warframe to start my journey

On the eleventh day of Christmas The Lotus gave to me

Eleven neural sensors

Ten judgement points

Nine tellurium

Eight proof fragments

Seven Cetus wisps

Six cyan stars

Five phase specters

Four nistlepods

three meso relics

Two melee weapons

and a Warframe to start my journey

On the twelfth day of Christmas Natah gave to me

Twelve alert missions

Eleven neural sensors

Ten judgement points

Nine tellurium

Eight proof fragments

Seven Cetus wisps

Six cyan stars

Five phase specters

Four nistlepods

three meso relics

Two melee weapons

and a Warframe to start my journey

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Silent Night composed by Franz Gruber with lyrics written Joseph Mohr            I call this Warframe Nights

 

Silent Fight, Quiet fight                                                                                                                                                                                                            I am death, here tonight                                                                                                                                                                                                  Round yon corner pokes warframe's head                                                                                                                                                                              Sneaking to make the grineer dead                                                                                                                                                                                         Kill them to make Lotus proud, kill them to make her proud

Fun boss fight, Farming tonight                                                                                                                                                                                                Killed him thirty-seven times                                                                                                                                                                                                Got the same blueprint again                                                                                                                                                                                           Luckily I have a good clan                                                                                                                                                                                                      Finally got this warframe                                                                                                                                                                                                        Nope I have to wait three days

Stalker Fight, Quite a fright                                                                                                                                                                                              Hope I don't quickly die                                                                                                                                                                                                       Health got low during the fight                                                                                                                                                                                                  Then got help from a random guy                                                                                                                                                                                        Holy moly he's dead                                                                                                                                                                                                              Now I have that bow called Dread

 

I will sing this if I have to but I would rather not

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Inaros' Night

(A tenno rendition of Silent Night)

 

Sky worshipers,

Reside on Mars.

All is calm, 

All is bright.

Then the golden

Skymen invade. 

Rushed she hides her child away.

With her last breath, she pleads,

"Please, Inaros save him."

 

Baro Ki'tTeer,

Returns to Mars.

Thanks to him,

The God King.

Inaros swears to protect them,

With his sands, he sweeps threats away.

Then Inaros ascends,

The God King ascends.

 

The God King ascends.

 

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Jingle Bells!

By James Pierpont

(Warframe Version by PurLink)


 

Spoiler

 

Dashing through the space
In a weird Archwing way
"SCOOM" the Grinner go,
Shooting all the way
Bells on Sindo ring,
making spirits dark
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A savage song tonight

Oh, Scindo Prime, Scindo Prime!
Smash em' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to slash
In a weird combo way, oh!
Scindo Prime, Scindo Prime
Smash em' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to slash
In a weird combo way!

A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
to a small Grineer camp
right aside my fishing ramp;
The Ballista was on high lookout
Misfortune seemed her lot
I slashed her with my Scindo Prime,
And then I got shot.

Oh, Scindo Prime, Scindo Prime!
Smash em' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to slash
In a weird combo way, oh!
Scindo Prime, Scindo Prime
Smash em' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to slash
In a weird combo way!

Now the ground is red
I'm hurt by my mistake
Took this way too loud
I was laughing way too hard
"Return to Cetus" was my way
To not die out by here
I failed Konzu's bounty
and the Lotus too!

Oh, Scindo Prime, Scindo Prime!
Smash em' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to slash
In a weird combo way, oh!
Scindo Prime, Scindo Prime
Smash em' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to slash
In a weird combo way!

 

 

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Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont

Jingle Plains

Dashing through the air,

On a two engine Arch-Wing, 

O'er the Plains we go,

Shooting all the way (bam bam bam!)

Guns on turrets blaze, 

Making trees all bright,

Oh what fun it is to buy a Vaykor Hek tonight,

Oh, tap tap Rell,

Tap tap Rell,

Shoot up all his chains,

Oh what fun it is to kill some Tusk troops on the Plains, 

Oh, tap tap Rell,

Tap tap Rell,

I'll shoot Kela de Thaym,

Oh what fun it is down some beige Firebolg planes!

 

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Silent night- Kelly Clarkson

Cetus night: 

Night on the plains 

Sentient reins

Grab your Chroma

Trinity and Harrow

Fight the Goliath before the sun's rise

Kill the Teralyst to save, people’s lives

Make sure to kill it before dawn

Collect your sentient cores

 

Sunrise in the plains

An achievement gained

Grineer return

To their camps

A bounty from Konzu held in thy mind

Ready to save Cetus from dangers I find

Capture the captain of the squad

Receive your common reward

 
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Original: Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpoint

 

Threshcone prime

 

Dashing through the stars

In a decked out orbiter

O're the nodes we go

Farming all the way

 

The alerts keep coming in

They make our minds go wild

What fun it is to grind and sing

Our deepest dark desires

 

oh

Threshcone Prime

Threshcone Prime

Glowing all the way

Oh how fun it is to know

That you will soon be mine

hey

 

Threshcone Prime

Threshcone Prime

Glowing all the way

Oh how fun it is to know

That you will soon be mine

 

A month or two ago

I thought I'd given up

But then I caught a glimpse

Of a shinny new relic

 

It seemed quite out of place

cause the update's far away

But then I thought I'd take a shot

And went into the grind

 

oh

Threshcone Prime

Threshcone Prime

Glowing all the way

Oh how fun it is to know

That you will soon be mine

hey

 

Threshcone Prime

Threshcone Prime

Glowing all the way

Oh how fun it is to know

That you will soon be mine

 

It's taking way to long

It's really making me sad

But then I realized

That there's the void trader

 

Ki'teer will have it all

And even something more

And since it's winter Solstice

He actually has it now

 

oh

Threshcone Prime

Threshcone Prime

Glowing all the way

Oh how fun it is to know

That you will soon be mine

hey

 

Threshcone Prime

Threshcone Prime

Glowing all the way

Oh how fun it is to know

That you... will... soon... be... miiiiiiiine!!!

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Song: O Grakata

O grakata, o grakata,

O how everyone loves you.

O grakata, o grakata

O how everyone loves you.

Not only helping Clem succeed,

But also those in need!

O grakata, o grakata,

O how everyone loves you.

 

O grakata, o grakata,

O how you kill everything.

O grakata, o grakata,

O how you kill everything.

Not only killing low tiers,

But even destroying the god tiers!

O grakata, o grakata,

O how you kill everything.

 

O grakata, o grakata,

O how beautiful you are.

O grakata, o grakata,

O how beautiful you are.

From the unique grip you possess,

To your golden shine so unrivaled,

O grakata, o grakata,

O how beautiful you are.

 

Clem!

 

Original Song: O Christmas Tree.

Creator: Ernst Anschütz, based on a 16th-century Silesian folk song by Melchior Franck

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 Grakata shells  (Jingle bell - James Lord Pierpont)

 

Spoiler

 

Dashing through the Void

Looking for Argon crystals

On to Earth we go,

to shut down the portal

what did Clem just do?,

making Corpus fright

Oh, what fun it is to sing and run

A slaying song tonight

 

Grakata shells, Nidus smells

Zephyr laid an egg

                              Oh, what fun it is to run                               

         In a one man ran sortie        

Grakata shells, Grakata shells

Clem just ran away

    oh, what fun it is to run  

  alongside with a Clem

 

A day or two ago,

I thought I’d try to farm

and soon the Corpus were in a fright,

 standing by my side

the Clem was short and dank

with Grakata in his slot

we got into a firefight,

And he got upset

 

Grakata shells, Grakata shells,

someone's gonna pay

oh, what fun it is to run

a solo que with a clem

Grakata shells, Grakata shells

the Corpus ran away

oh, what fun it is to have

a crazy little bud 

 

Grakata shells, Nidus smells

                                                                                   Just don't look his way                                                                                    

oh, what fun it is to watch

A clem clear a whole room

Grakata shells, Grakata shells

No one in his way!

oh, what fun it is to run

A solo que with him

 

now the ground is red

go through while its clear

take your clem tonight

as he sings his clemmy song

just fill up your credit bank

two Grakata at his side

then pitch him into an open room

and BOOM! He’ll clear the room

 

Grakata shells, Grakata shells

Flying every way!

oh, what fun it is to have

A crazy little bud

Grakata shells, Grakata shells

He just cleared the way

oh, what fun it is to run

In..a..SOL..O...QUE…..WITH…….CLLLEEEEEEMMMMMM!!!

 

Related image

 

 

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Original: "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" by Johnny Marks

Modified: "Vay Hek the tin-nosed Grineer" by Sgt_Tanto

Spoiler

You know Sargus, and Kela, and Ven'Kra, and Sprag,
Vor, and Lech, and Tyl, and the Grustrag,
but do you recall,
the most heinous Grineer of all?

Vay Hek, the tin-nosed Grineer.
Had some very slimy toes.
And if you ever saw them,
you would even say, "They're gross."

All of the other Grineer
used to gag and call him lame.
They never let poor Vey Hek
join without his terra frame.

Then one rainy Cetus eve, Vey Hek came to say,
"Keep trying to cleanse these Plains!
You'll only die in a shower of feculent DEFEAT!"

Then all the Tenno loathed him, as they tried to shoot his face.
Vay Hek, the tin-nosed Grineer, you're the worst boss in space.

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"You have not won, maggots... YOU HAVE NOT WON!"

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AHEM* here we go.

 

Spoiler

Song: Jingle bells       Artist: James Pierpont

Dashing through the void

wielding my janus key

Corrupted as I am

the tenno can't touch me

I may be half a clone

but I'll tear their flesh and bone

eradicate the tenno and get the queens on the phone! OH

captain vor

wants a war

one that will not end

The sentries are my allies

and corruption is my friend! HEY

captain vor

forever more

the void bends to my will

I'm better than vey hek,

sargus ruk, or even Kril HEY!

 

 

Vor's Christmas Song

Written by MCLapisGaming

 

 

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How can you have a musical contest without using Octavia!

Mandachord Rock

Based on “Jingle Bell Rock” by Bobby Helms

Mandachord, Mandachord, Mandachord rock
Mandachords ring and Sentients scream
Lockin' and Loadin' up bullets of fun
Now the War Within has begun

Mandachord, Mandachord, Mandachord rock
Mandachords ring and Sentients scream
Slicin' and Dicin' in Corpus Square
In the blood-stained air!

Listen in to Prime Time, it's the right time
For platinum giveaways,
Mirage Prime will be a swell time
Disco Ball and Dancin’ all day!

Giddy-up Orbiter, please pick up me
Slayin’ around the clock
Forma and Potato to Octavia’s Beat
That's the Mandachord rock!

Mandachord, Mandachord, Mandachord rock
Mandachords ring in Vay Hek’s dreams,
Slicin' and Skinin’ lots of Grineer
In the blood-stained air!

Listen in to Prime Time, it's the right time
For platinum giveaways,
Octavia Prime, maybe next time?
Come ‘on DE what do ya say!

Giddy-up Orbiter, please pick up me
Slayin’ around the clock
Forma and Potato to Octavia’s Beat
That's the Mandachord
That's the Mandachord
That's the Mandachord rock!

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 12 Days of Christmas ( Frederic Austin version)

12 days of Warframe

( you know how the song goes, so I'm just going to type the whole of the last verse).

On the 12th day of Christmas My True love gave to me.

Twelve Lokies Sneaking

Eleven Excaliburs Swinging

Ten Limbos Rifting

Nine Titanias Flying

Eight Mirages Shimmering

Seven Trinity's Healing

Six Stalkers Stalking

Five Diving Zephyrrrrs!

Four Running Nezha

Three Roaring Rhinos

Two Silent Banshees

 AND A Valkyr on a killing spreeeeee.🎵

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Song: The Christmas Shoes by Alabama

Spoiler

 

 

Solstice 'gen

It was almost Solstice time, there I stood in another line
Tryin' to buy that last gift or two, not really in the Warframe mood
Standing right in front of me was a little Nova waiting anxiously
Pacing 'round like little 'frames do
And in her hands she held some Tennogen

Her armor were worn and old, she was dirty from head to toe
And when it came her time to pay
I couldn't believe what I heard her say

Sir, I want to buy this 'gen for my Tenno, please
It's Solstice Eve and this style is just her type
Could you hurry, sir, Ordis says there's not much time
You see she's been sick for quite a while
And I know this 'gen would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful if my Tenno meets Lotus tonight

He counted plat for what seemed like years
Then the cashier said, "Girl, there's not enough here"
She searched her armor frantically
Then she turned and she looked at me
She said, Operator made Solstice good at our house
Though most years she just did without
Tell me Sir, what am I going to do,
Somehow I've got to buy her this Tennogen

So I laid the platinum down, I just had to help her out
And I'll never forget the look on her face when she said
She's gonna look so great!

Sir, I want to buy this 'gen for my Tenno, please
It's Solstice Eve and this style is just her type
Could you hurry, sir, Ordis says there's not much time
You see she's been sick for quite a while
And I know this 'gen would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful if my Tenno meets Lotus tonight

I knew I'd caught a glimpse of Lotus's love
As she thanked me and ran out
I knew that the void had sent that little 'frame
To remind me, just what Solstice is all about

Sir, I want to buy this 'gen for my Tenno, please
It's Solstice Eve and this style is just her type
Could you hurry, sir, Ordis says there's not much time
You see, she's been sick for quite a while
And I know this 'gen would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful if my Tenno meets Lotus tonight

I want her to look beautiful.... if my Tenno meets Lotus tonight

 

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"Jingle Bells Batman Smells new lyrics" by By Steve Wilson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zrFkkIjw74

First time I do this but HERE WE GO!

Jingle Bells Alad Smells

In Sol you can hear the sound of Christmas cheer, But Alad's found no friends around, no one will come near. Everybody knows he doesn't wash his clothes, With smelly socks and infested jocks, Alad's on the nose.

CHORUS Oh, Jingle Bells, Alad Smells, Vey Hek flew away, The Grinner lost a Queen and the Vor got away, hey. Jingle Bells, Alad Smells, Vey Hek flew away, Zanuka lost a leg, oh Happy Christmas Day.

Alad says "Let's go." Zanuka says "No, no." "If you don't wash your socks by gosh they're gonna start to grow" It's no dynamic deal, your bouquet lacks appeal, I can't abide the smell inside your yuletide Infested ship.

"Dashing through the night in three legged 'Zanuka-trike'. Alad looks for Tenno crooks, the smell will win the fight. Sargas Ruk he then spies, takes him by surprise, Zap! Kapow! with BO now the Sargas chokes and dies.

Baro Ki Teer in a trice arrives with good advice, "For Christmas Alad from this lean man, a gallon of Kiteer Spice." Darvo gives a scream, "My nose is turning green. Can someone try to teach this guy some personal hygiene."

Alad sees no hope, Dynamic Duo broke, But back at cave the day is saved, there's Baro Ki Teer with the soap. Zanuka's got the hose, Baro peg on nose. They scrub hero from head to toe, he's smelling like a rose.

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FROSTY THE SNOWMAN WRITTEN BY WALTER ROLLINS AND STEVE NELSON IN 1950.                                                                                                                            FROST THE SNOWMAN: FROST THE SNOW MAN WAS A VERY STRONG WARFRAME WITH HIS POINTY HANDS AND POINTY FEET HE COULD KILL AND PLAY ALL DAY.       FROST THE SNOWMAN IS A LEGEND THE SAY HE IS MADE OF SNOW AND THE TENNO KNOW HOW HE CAME TO LIIFE THAT DAY. 

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Joy to the world by Isaac Watts

Joy to The world! Excalibur prime is come
Let the lotus receive her Tenno
Let ev'ry heart prepare him room
And void and earth sing
And void and earth sing
And void and earth sing

Joy to the world! the Tenno reigns
Let men their songs employ
While fields and floods, rocks, hills and plains
Repeat the sounding joy
Repeat the sounding joy
Repeat the sounding joy

He rules the world with honour and grace
And makes the syndicates prove The glories of His righteousness
And wonders of His love 
And wonders of His love 
And wonder wonders of His love

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Ooo I am loving this contest. Hopefully no one stole my idea lol. Um well here's mine I guess!

Jingle bells by... James Lord Pierpoint. Wow, learn something new everyday!

Song name: Void trader.

Through the void he goes

Taking all of their stuff

O'er the Lua

Taking far too long.

Once a week is fine

Twice a week he comes

All the time we laugh and cry

Over all our dumb luck!

Void trader void trader 

What is it you bring?

Oh! And I thought

I had good luck!

Void trader void trader

What is it you bring?

Oh if only you were here

Weekly!

-firestar55623 PS4

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up on the house top. im fairly proud of this one, lol, hope it wins:

 

Shootin at corpus

Click, click, click.

Oops, gotta re-load

Quick, quick, quick

Reload your gun or you will die

Then stalker shows up to say hi.

 

Oh oh no,

Who could’ve known

Oh oh no,

And your alone

 

In front of stalker

Flick flick flick

oh those despair knives killed you quick

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You're a Mean One Mr. Hek!

Spoiler

 

You're a mean one, Mr. Hek
You really are smelly Grinner
You're as cuddly as lephantis, you're as charming as an roller, Mr. Hek
You're a bad little clone with a greasy torid face!

You're a monster, Mr. Hek
Your heart's just cloned                                                                                                                                                                                                          Your brain is full of latchers you have nullifier as your soul, Mr. Hek
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot Orthos!

You're a screaming little baby, Mr. Hek
You have maggots in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a decaying battalyst, Mr. Hek
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the decaying battalyst!

You're a ugly one, Mr. Hek                                                                                                                                                                                                            You're a nasty smelly little clone
Your heart is full of hate because we kick your @$$ daily, your soul is full of despair, Mr. Hek
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Dread, Despair, Hate"!

You're a rotter, Mr. Hek
You're the king of whining and screaming
Your heart's as dead as your queen, Mr. Hek
Your soul is more corrupted than the ancients overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of mods! oh my lotus what were you thinking?

 

You resonate my ears like a savage banshee me, Mr. Hek
With a resonate super ''res
You're as ugly as original hydroid, Mr. Hek
You're a three decker failure who makes 0 grofit!

 

  
 
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