Jflash1996 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 (edited) Jflash1996 obviously Stalk the Halls Based on deck the halls Stalk the Halls with righteous fury, Fa la la la la la la la! Tis the season to be gory, Fa la la la la la la la! Locked the doors they're in mortal peril, Fa la la la la la la la! See the dying fool before us, Fa la la la la la la la! Strike them down and kneel before us, Fa la la la la la la la! Follow the with Hateful Pleasure, Fa la la la la la la la! As I kill this foolish Zephyr, Fa la la la la la la la! Fast the winds spread the ashes, Fa la la la la la la la! Maim the crew and slay the masses, Fa la la la la la la la! Send the Lotus to the Aether, Fa la la la la la la la! Their numbers thinned begin to wither , Fa la la la la la la Edited December 20, 2017 by Jflash1996 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haijiraboshi Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Deck the halls (with a tenno twist) Deck the halls with tons of kuva, Fa la la la la la la la! 'Tis the season for some platinum, Fa la la la la la la la! Don we now our fashion frames, Fa la la la la la la la! Troll the annoying cephalon Ordis , Fa la la la la la la la! See the blazing fight before us, Fa la la la la la la la! Strike the foe and join the fray, Fa la la la la la la la! Follow me in defense measure, Fa la la la la la la la! While I tell of orokin treasure, Fa la la la la la la la! Fast away the old year passes, Fa la la la la la la la! Hail the new, ye kubros and kavats, Fa la la la la la la la! Sing we joyous all together! Fa la la la la la la la! Heedless of our enemies, Fa la la la la la la la! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breadatarian Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 (edited) 12 Nights in Cetus From '12 Days of Christmas' by Swortzell, 1966 Spoiler On the first night in Cetus, Old Man Suumbaat forged for me 12 Blade and whips. Spoiler On the second night in Cetus, The Quills found for me 12 Blade and whips and 11 Cetus wisps. Spoiler On the third night in Cetus, Darvo bought from me 12 Blade and whips 11 Cetus wisps and 10 Lotus chips. Spoiler On the fourth night in Cetus, Ordis located for me 12 Blade and whips 11 Cetus wisps 10 Lotus chips and 9 Riven mods. Spoiler On the fifth night in Cetus, Ivara nicked for me 12 Blade and whips 11 Cetus wisps 10 Lotus chips 9 Riven mods and 8 Octavia songs. Spoiler On the sixth night in Cetus, Alad V forced from thee 12 Blade and whips 11 Cetus wisps 10 Lotus chips 9 Riven mods 8 Octavia songs and 7 Teshin hunches. Spoiler On the seventh night in Cetus, Saya pledged to me 12 Blade and whips 11 Cetus wisps 10 Lotus chips 9 Riven mods 8 Octavia songs 7 Teshin hunches and 6 Konzu lunches. Spoiler On the eighth night in Cetus, Nezha stole from me 12 Blade and whips 11 Cetus wisps 10 Lotus chips 9 Riven mods 8 Octavia songs 7 Teshin hunches 6 Konzu lunches and a 5K credit sum. Spoiler On the ninth night in Cetus, Limbo materialised for me 12 Blade and whips 11 Cetus wisps 10 Lotus chips 9 Riven mods 8 Octavia songs 7 Teshin hunches 6 Konzu lunches 5K credit sum and 4 Tenno scum [scoom]. Spoiler On the tenth night in Cetus, Clem took from me 12 Blade and whips 11 Cetus wisps 10 Lotus chips 9 Riven mods 8 Octavia songs 7 Teshin hunches 6 Konzu lunches 5K credit sum 4 Tenno scum [scoom] and 3 Syandanas. Spoiler On the eleventh night in Cetus, Gara shattered for me 12 Blade and whips 11 Cetus wisps 10 Lotus chips 9 Riven mods 8 Octavia songs 7 Teshin hunches 6 Konzu lunches 5K credit sum 4 Tenno scum [scoom] 3 Syandanas and 2 Clem Grakatas. Spoiler On the twelth night in Cetus, the Lotus sent to me 12 Blade and whips 11 Cetus wisps 10 Lotus chips 9 Riven mods 8 Octavia songs 7 Teshin hunches 6 Konzu lunches 5K credit sum 4 Tenno scum [scoom] 3 Syandanas 2 Clem Grakatas and 1 Happy Community! Edited December 20, 2017 by Monkwithaknife Edits to the starter text each time need to be more noticeable and pronounced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)littlefamden Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 "The carol of the bells - pentatonix version" HUNHOW AND STALKER - Carol of the sentients Spoiler [Verse] As I awake also will they when we cross the gap with worlds to reclaim Come one and all arm yourselves men to slay the sons of Orokin Destroy them all don't stop at the last worlds in ruin far from the past. (Oh! Oh! Ahh) Worlds fall apart till nothing is left existing's your crime (Is...Your...Crime) your sentence is death! The day soon comes (the day soon comes) when our choirs sing and Tenno shall fear their reckoning! (their reckoning) [Chorus] Hunhow! The destroyer, find the Tenno by your power And by my mighty blade destroy them! (And by my mighty blade destroy them!) And by my mighty blade destroy them! (And by my mighty blade destroy them!) They shall recieve what is deserved they are no more justice is served! Ah! Ah! Ah! (Written by Littlefamden) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)XChaosInsanityX Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 I was going to do a version of The Twelve Days of Christmas, but I heard Baro humming this when he was in the relays this past weekend. "Hark! The Trader Baro Sings" Assisted by: (PS4)Risingdragon9819 Original Song: "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" Carols for Choirs version. Spoiler Hark! The trader Baro sings. Glory to the RNG. Tenno cracking relics wide, Hating what they find inside. Trading for ducats galore. Spending them here at my store. For the useless stuff I sell. Man my job pays really well. Hark! The trader Baro sings. Glory to the RNG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ludatman Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 merry christmas, tenno (merry christmas, darling - the carpenters) Spoiler Stalker marks have all been sent The Plague Star rush is through But you still have new sets to farm If relics drop for you RNG's demanding Chances are, you're screwed But you can grind And you may find That missing part comes through Tennobaum is joyful There's gifting through-and-through Your Orbiter is full of cheer When December's here My kubrows, kavats And their matching hats Fur patterns all equipped The system of rewards Pushes me forwards To log in every day And to play this wonderful game Even when I'm through I've just one wish For this Tennobaum To buy cheap sets from you *saxophone instrumental* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)AsgardCore Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer Song by Gene Autry Spoiler You know Excaliber, and Mag, and Loki, and Volt, Ash, and Rhyno, and Trinity and Nyx But do you recall The most famous Warframe of all Ember, the blazing Warframe Setting the world on fire and when her enemies see her They are met with her ire. All of the other Tenno Like to laugh and call her names They never let poor Ember play in the late game. Then one foggy Christmas eve The Tenno came to say: "Ember with your flames so bright, won't you help with this low level defense tonight?" Then all the tenno loved her as they shouted out with glee, Ember the blazing Warframe, you'll go down without energy! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankm04 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Deck The Halls By Thomas Oliphant Deck The Corpus Deck the corpus with weapons of jolly, Fa la la la la la la la! 'Tis the season to be grinding, Fa la la la la la la la! Don we now our fashion frame, Fa la la la la la la la! Troll the ancient orokin ancestors, Fa la la la la la la la! See the blazing bosses before us, Fa la la la la la la la! Strike the stalker and join the battle, Fa la la la la la la la! Follow me in merry farming, Fa la la la la la la la! While I tell of jolly treasures, Fa la la la la la la la! Fast away the old version pass us, Fa la la la la la la la! Hail the new, ye frames and stories, Fa la la la la la la la! fight all together! Fa la la la la la la la! Heedless of the drop and update, Fa la la la la la la la! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)basamiguel26 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 (edited) Last christmas (By arianna grande) I hate that i remember i wish i Could forget what you did last december you left my heart a bloody mess frost you blew it how could you do it,do it oh fu..,oh fu.. (its the grineer). Last christmas i gave you my (Mag) on the very next day you selled it anyway,this year to save me from Rage (Rage quit) ill give it to lotus the special Last christmas i gave you my (mag) on the very next day you selled it again this time im crying while watching devstream on live stream thought you belonged together with excalibur at least thats what you said i should have known better you broke my meso again again (This time ash) ash you blew it how could you do it,do it,oh yeah ,oh yeah last christmast i gave you (10p) on the very next day you waste it anyway this year you told me if you can have more 10p (10p fades away..). Edited December 20, 2017 by (PS4)basamiguel26 Forgot something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndermanBeast Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 We wish you a merry Christmas - dunno. Spoiler We wish you a merry Tennobaum! We wish you a merry Tennobaum! We wish you a merry Tennobaum and a happy new Clem! Good tidings we bring to Vor and the Queens We wish you a merry Tennobaum! and a happy new Clem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)gutta_gutta01 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 (edited) Tenno Dreams Spoiler Awaken from a dream escaping from captain vor discovering hidden lore meeting cephalon ordis The Tenno were once awake because of stolen dreams we were put to sleep but now there is a new strange Lotus on the left Making tenno ponder memories from natah scanning grineer drones Oh Tenno Dreams Tenno Dreams The Tenno will always dream Unlocking my focus floating in the air The Tenno fight a war which is within Discovering the queens and unlocking the void dreams. From Jingle Bells Composer :James Pierpont Edited December 20, 2017 by (PS4)gutta_gutta01 I have no idea how to hide text Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Shad0w1897X Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 STALKER FREE DAY (FOOL'S HOLIDAY by ALL TIME LOW) I know I've been a real bad frame My name's made your list more than a few times You could make up a trail for every bad guy that I've killed And then follow it back to me On a killing parade. For years and years I fought you and died But never again! So I grab my new weapon and face you again And when it is done I'll be free Let the bells ring on a Stalker free day I swear that I'm more than just hopeless skirmishes, My fashion frame can change with colours and armour so Do not dare to come back here, no never, to fight With me on my Stalker free day. I've always played so selfishly, No player's perfect babe And I never tried to be So every second I've slaughtered and all of the minutes you've hunted me I'd give my whole play time of hours to kill what I've ran from since my first day. For years and years I fought you and died But never again! So I grab my new weapon and face you again And when it is done I'll be free Let the bells ring on a Stalker free day I swear that I'm more than just hopeless skirmishes, My fashion frame can change with colours and armour so Do not dare to come back here, no never, to fight With me on my Stalker free day. Cut you to ribbons and show you your grave, Victory'll never be yours. Bells will ring on a Stalker free day. So I grab my new weapon and face you again And when it is done I'll be free Let the bells ring on a Stalker free day I swear that I'm more than just hopeless skirmishes, My fashion frame can change with colours and armour so Do not dare to come back here, no never, to fight With me Do not dare to come back here, no never, to fight With me on my Stalker free day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irebokuro Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Okay, I know this isn’t strictly a Christmas carol so I’m happy not be be in the running for any of the prizes, but it came together so well I simply had to post this here. “What’s This” originally written by Danny Elfman for the movie “The nightmare before Christmas” 1993 What's this? What's this? A game that’s free to play What's this? It can’t be what they say What's this? A pay wall must be waiting Hiding deep within Oh blow what a tease they are What's this? What's this? What's this? A ship that’s all mine you say? What's this? Now surely I must pay What's this? With all these loadouts arsenals and foundries Not to mention pets and sentries Cash payments must be batteries What is this? What is this? You have all the fun of crafting And the grind is just okay Resources a-plenty And you still have yet to pay There are frames of every sort Oh, how tempting they’re to me And now you tell me that they can be gotten all for free Oh, look What's this? A “bullet jump” you say, by jove all movement so unique, inspired Players gather round to break a relic For the prime parts they desire What's this? What's this? Up front, some customisable, aspects I never would have known Want more? Well now you’ll need to part with some real money To get looking cool or funny But can it be that there’s a way To make platinum free no pay? This looks like fun This looks like fun Oh, could it be I got my wish? What's this? Oh my, what now? Some interesting lore Go on, a cosmic empi-orBrought down, tenno children quietly a-sleeping Second dreaming, while space mum’s loving vigil Safely guides them on their way What's this? The lootboxes are missing You don’t pay your way to win And in it’s place solid gameplay Can’t help but make you grinDojo duels to be wonOr you can team up and have funMyriads of factions made to suit each and everyone The guns, the blades The throwing knives, the bows, and glaivesWhole solar system to explore The great plains of Eidolon so vast and open Little here feels forced or broken I want it, oh, I want it Oh, I think I’d pay for moreI've got to know I've got to know What is this game that I have found? What is this? It’s Warframe, hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)HAVIKREAPER88 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Jingle bells jingle bells my kubrow ran away, he bit my kavat now there is an empty slot , well i guess i need i new egg. Lyrics:Christopher Brown Gamertag HAVIKREAPER88 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ChampionJT Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Jingle bells-original author James S. pierpont remix Banshee bells-remix author ChampionJt slashing through your foes in a one sword kind of way over the plains we go slashing all the way enemies heads will roll making grineer cry Oh, what it is to run and slash a Warframe song tonight Oh, banshee bells banshee bells banshee all day Oh what fun it is to ride in my chrome list today hey, banshee bells banshee bells banshee all the way hey!!! I hope everyone has a great day and happy holidays to all the Tenno in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juvieus_Kaine Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 OK, here's a crude attemtpt "Silent Night" - Franz Xaver Gruber Spoiler Silent Night Eerie Night Tenno's Coming! Move out of sight Round the corner Hold now, steady Swords unsheathed, guns at the ready Kill the Tenno Scum! Kill the Tenno Scum! Noisy night Camps alight Grineer are screaming into the night Blood is flowing Staining the grounds Bodies are piling up in mounds Death is too good for you, Grineer Death is too good for you all Silent night Peaceful night All is calm The Dead alight Fires of war have consumed the land Once again, Tenno proudly stand Return to your slumber, Tenno Return to your slumber my child... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tebryn Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Deck the Liset (Based off Deck the Halls, original english by Thomas Oliphant) Deck the Liset with dead Crewmen Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! 'Tis the season to kill Corpus Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Fill the clip and rain the bullets Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Drill the Shockwave Moa running, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! See the blazing Bursa crumbling, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Strike the Warden from the jail cell. Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Follow me oh pilot rescued, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! While I flense these Corpus jailers, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Fast away we run through tunnels, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Hail of blows from skana falling, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Laughing, killing all together, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Heedless of the Jackal's firing, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Whether it's been done before or not, that's my version :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Menagerie- Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Parody of: When Christmas Comes to Town from The Polar Express By Meagan Moore and Matthew Hall I'll play all those fissures, With all of my relics. All the pain that I've endured, I'm starting to feel sick. Even though I have been searching What I want I've never found The prime I want It's just the Warframe grind! The best loot in the game, Is what I'm looking for, All the rewards I'll claim, Just make me love this more. Finding all the prime parts, And rare mods on the ground. I love Warframe It's just the Warframe grind! Finding lots of potatoes And lots of forma too Guess you are just lucky I think that I'm through! Still we won't be sleeping We'll be up all night Hoping that our primes Will drop! Finding lots of potatoes And lots of forma too Guess you are just lucky I think that I'm through! But still we won't be sleeping We'll be up all night Hoping that our primes Will drop! When I open my relics, I hope I have good luck, All the primes I've got! This loot I got just sucks… But even though we're different, Fun can still be found, I love this game, I love the Warframe grind! I love this game, I love the Warframe Grind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)BoiCleancut Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 (edited) Mesa's Toe ("Mistletoe" by Justin Bieber) Peacemaker, on the Plains, had Grineers killed. Mesa had the help of her Shatter Shield. One bullet got past it and she didn't know! It twisted, looped and curved and hit Mesa's toe. Zephyr turned and asked if Mesa's okay. Mesa shook her head with a sour face. Zephyr quickly laid her nice and slow. She then took a look at Mesa's toe! And, "Oooo!" Mesa groaned "Oooo!" Then, "Oooo!" Zephyr went "Oooo!" And, "Oooo! Whilst looking at Mesa's toe-oh! Reinforcements started to open fire. Zephyr was disarmed and only had Mire. She started swinging it but she didn't know, She accidentally hit another Mesa's toe! Zypher then realised and she took flight. She used her Tail Wind to avoid the fight. Then she used Turbulence because she knows She didn't want what happened to Mesa's toes. But "Oooo!" Mesa groaned, "Oooo!" And "Oooo!" Zephyr went "Oooo!" Then "Oooo!" Whilst thinking of Mesa's toe! And "Oooo!" Mesa groaned, "Oooo!" Then "Oooo!" She kept saying "Oooo!" And "Oooo!" It was her little toe-oh! Hey now, though it's going to scar, She only lost two so far. And it gave Zephyr the fright of her life. Hey now, neither of them got Primed. Instead we got Mirage Prime. Your wish and my wish it didn't come true this Christmas! It's the most beautiful time of the year. Lights filled Cetus with so much cheer. Swazdo-lah to everyone that you know But don't forget about poor Mesa's toe. I don't wanna miss out on a holiday, So I could play my favourite game everyday. I should be playing in the winter snow But I can't stop thinking of Mesa's toe! And "Oooo!" Then I went "Oooo!" And "Oooo!" I kept going "Oooo!" And "Oooo!" Whilst thinking of Mesa's toe-oh Kiss it better oh Mesa's toe, Show us, Zephyr, that you care-oh-oh-oh Oh, oh, ohhh! Kiss it better oh Mesa's toe, Show us, Zephyr, what can you do-oo-oo Ooo, oo, oooo! -END- Edited December 20, 2017 by (PS4)BoiCleancut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groudon97 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Hey, so just a warning before you read this song. Its quite mature then again this is a muture game so yea. Originally when I wrote this song I had pure intentions but the my friends pointed out that I need to work on the context part of the song or it would song completly wrong, but hey man it aint easy writing a song to put in that much detail, so I just rewote the rest of the song out of context. And Of Course I mean no harm or insult to anyone I was just trying to have fun. And another thing plz dont ban me. Spoiler An Out of Context Excalibur Original song- Santa Senpai - Santa Baby Parody- By Amalee (LeeandLie) Ember Senpai It's cold in this Corpus ship Let's stay warm with my heat sword Ember Senpai Lets try to do a sortie tonight!-Hey Embe- Haaa! ahhh! Fire!- Nova Senpai I've got a magic wand for you, its true It'll help you go off Nova Senpai Lets try to do a sortie tonight!-Nova this scourge will~wait whaaat gooiin~ *poof*- Think of all the sorties I've missed Think of all the Riven Mods that wont exist It's a shame, but hey, it's all good I'll just ask my sisters for some help! Nezha Senpai, I need alot of you long hard spikes You can be the ring mistress Nezha Senpai, Lets try to do a sortie tonight!-Umm Nezha your a girl rig~ Ack!- Mesa Senpai I know you use alot of pistols, if so You can play with mine today Mesa Senpai, Lets try to do a sortie tonight!-Here Mesa its the new akbol~ Ah Urk ble..- Can someone help why can no one play with me, even my brothers -No homo- Sortie foes are immortal Can someone help, Lets try to do a sortie tonight... Mama Lotus -*Music Stops* what everyone know shes the real Space Santa *Music Resumes*- Can you please help All I want for Chrismas from you, is to git gud Blue and gold Potatoes will help Can you please make my wish come true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GravityBoost Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Here's a Warframe version of "All I want for Christmas is you" by Mariah Carey, Does this even count as a Christmas carol? Meh, whatever. Spoiler "All I want for Clemmas is you (Potato)" I don't want a lot for Clemmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the platinum Underneath the Clemmas tree I just want you for my Frames For more reasons that you could ever name, Make my (Second) dream come true oh All I want for Clemmas is you I don't want a lot for Clemmas There is just one thing I need, and I Don't care about the platinum Underneath the Clemmas tree I don't need to hang my wishlist Thereupon that buggy place, Santa Clem won't make me happy With a gun on Clemmas day I just want you for my Frames For more reasons that you could ever name, Make my (Second) Dream come true All I want for Clemmas is you I won't ask for much this Clemmas I won't even ask for ordis to be fixed, and I I just wanna keep on shooting the corpus and grineer intermixed I won't make a list and send it To Neptune for Saint Clem to read I won't even stay awake To hear those magic kubrow steeds 'Cause I just want you here tonight ‘Cuz having you gives me more might What more can I do Oh, potatoes all I want for Clemmas is You All the lights are shining So brightly everywhere And the sound of Tenno Laughter fills the air And everyone is casting I hear those Gratakas blasting Santa won't you bring me The ones I really need Won't you please bring my potatoes to me quickly I don't want a lot for Clemmas This is all I'm askin', you see? I just wanna find my potatoes Installed on my weaponry I just want you for my frames For more reasons that you could ever name, Make my (Second) Dream come true, Potatoes, all I want for Clemmas is you! All I want for Clemmas are Potatoes, baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dholki Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 So, first of all, i'm sorry for the english, i'm brazilian and my english is not perfect, so... yeah! xD Original Song: Então É Natal - Simone So Its Frame-Christmas So its Frame-Christmas, And what did you do? A lot of farming, And leveling's too... So its Frame-Christmas, Everyone seeks a WAR. But when Mr. Stalker comes, He only gives you a DESPAIR So its Frame-Chrismas, And FashionFrame is what it is... Being the cooliest is most important, Than the damage that you gives! So merry Frame-Christmas! And New[Frame]Year too! Next year we'll be toghether... Having fun, me and you! So merry Frame-Christmas! And New[Frame]Year too! Next year we'll be toghether... Having fun, me and you! Rap Tap Tap Tap... Rap Tap Tap Tap ... Rap Tap Tap Tap... Rap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc_Smithey Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer by Gene Autry Rudolph The Red Nosed Kubrow! You know Dasher and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen But do you recall.. The most famous Kubrow of all? Rudolph The Red Nosed Kubrow Had a very shiny nose And if you ever saw it You would even say it glows All of the other Kubrows used to bark and call him names They never let poor Rudolph join any sortie quests Then one foggy Tennobaum Eve, Lotus came to say "Rudolph, with your nose so bright.. Do you have a matching relic?" Then how the Kubrows loved him, as they shouted out with glee "Rudolph The Red Nosed Kubrow, you'll go down in the sortie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neuerwinter Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Regarding my year's experience on Warframe, based on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" by Frederic Austin. The parts in brackets can be interpreted as a chorus, or as an MC that speaks over the original song. Also a leisure critique. Merry Christmas to you all! Spoiler On my first day of Warframe DE said to me "Your username is an invalid ID". On my second day of Warframe two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup, and my username's an invalid ID. On my third day of Warframe the Stalker chased me on three different planets, two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup, and my username's an invalid ID. On my fourth day of Warframe Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays, the Stalker chased me on three different planets, two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup, and my username's an invalid ID. On my fifth day of Warframe the Lotus unlocked for me five focus schools. Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays, the Stalker chased me on three differents planets, two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup, and my username's an invalid ID. On my sixth day of Warframe every syndacate sent after me six annihilation deathsquads, the Lotus unlocked five focus schools. Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays, the Stalker chased me on three differents planets, two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup, and my username's an invalid ID. On my seventh day of Warframe Nidus gave to me seven days of space AIDS, syndacates sent six annihilation deathsquads, the Lotus unlocked five focus schools. Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays, the Stalker chased me on three differents planets, two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup, and my username's an invalid ID. After eight days of Warframe sorties rewarded me with eight veiled rivens, Nidus gave me seven days of space AIDS, syndacates sent six annihilation deathsquads, the Lotus unlocked five focus schools. Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays, the Stalker chased me on three differents planets, two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup, and my username's an invalid ID. On his ninth day of Warframe the Void Trader tried to sell me nine primed disappointments, sorties rewarded me with eight veiled rivens (with impossible requirements), Nidus gave me seven days of space AIDS, syndacates sent six annihilation deathsquads, the Lotus unlocked five focus schools. Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays, the Stalker chased me on three differents planets, two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup, and my username's an invalid ID. On my tenth day of Warframe my clan got downsized to ten members actively playing, the Void Trader tried to sell me nine primed disappointments, sorties rewarded me with eight veiled rivens (do Legendary Cores even exist other than on the reward tab?), Nidus gave me seven days of space AIDS, syndacates sent six annihilation deathsquads, the Lotus unlocked five focus schools. Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays, the Stalker chased me on three differents planets, two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup, and my username's an invalid ID. On my eleventh day of Warframe Plains of Eidolon was released, adding el-even more grinding, (although through pleasant activities, such a fishing in a kazakhi wasteland) my clan got downsized to ten members actively playing, the Void Trader tried to sell me nine primed disappointments, sorties rewarded me with eight veiled rivens (seriously what's the real difference between 4000 endo and a sculpture worth 3450?), Nidus gave me seven days of space AIDS, syndacates sent six annihilation deathsquads, the Lotus unlocked five focus schools. Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays, the Stalker chased me on three differents planets, two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup, and my username's an invalid ID. On my twelth day of Warframe I've been playing enough to see where it's going... but I'll spend twelve more days playing, Plains of Eidolon added el-even more grinding (forget what I said earlier, it's the buggiest hellhole, yet in a delightful kazakhi wasteland), my clan got downsized to ten members actively playing, the Void Trader tried to sell me nine primed disappointments, sorties rewarded me with eight veiled rivens (someone really needs to put a leash on the market value of this stuff, man), Nidus gave me seven days of space AIDS, syndacates sent six annihilation deathsquads, the Lotus unlocked five focus schools. Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays, the Stalker chased me on three differents planets, two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup, and my username is still an invalid ID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)KREEGOR61 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Deck the Halls, Composer: Hughes, Lyrics: Oliphant Der-e-licts with in-fest-ation, Fa la la la la la la la Arm ye now all Tenno nation, Fa la la la la la la la Lotus wants to purge this blight, Fa la la la la la la la Send your warframe in to fight, Fa la la la la la la la Do not let infested escape, Fa la la la la la la la Hurry through the ancient landscape, Fa la la la la la la la Finish task, head to extraction, Fa la la la la la la la Infected weakness is combustion, Fa la la la la la la la Infected corpses blaze before us, Fa la la la la la la la Jugger-nauts come hunting for us, Fa la la la la la la la Running ‘round on Marrow’s errand, Fa la la la la la la la Hunting treasures old and Ayata, Fa la la la la la la la Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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