[immediate camping.. in survivaland]

I usually seem to get a team full of people playing "affinity range is lava"  

[Wukong Celestial Twin Fising/Mining]

Alternatively,

When I fish, he should mine

When I mine, he should fish. 

 

[Nightwave Series 2, already a poor start...]

.. but I skipped plague star because I was burnt out from season 1 of FOMO chores, so I never restocked on forma. 😞

[Acrid needs a little buff, because Hystrix is the same but better]

But I like hystrix. Don't need another weapon to rebuy  😛 

[We need a primsa shotgun and who agrees]

Watch it be prisma convectrix. 

[OPEN DEBATE warframe.market vs Trade Chat!]

ITT: The problem vs. The workaround. 

Expect any mention of the actual solution to be denounced vigorously. 

[The nullifier's glass problem.]

This is like that story John Bradley tells about the fan whose willing suspension of disbelief was broken not by dragons or the walking dead, but by his character still being fat after running around in the snow a lot. 

 

[How did you use your Umbral Forma?]

.. use it?

You lost me. 

[What are we hoping for from New War?]

I want a whole new star system where the men are men, the women are sentient, the space DJs are not invited, and everybody can have an early lunch.
I hope there is an auction house when we get there, so we can leave our 20 year old trading system far behind.
I hope we can mine asteroids in our archwings, and maybe even find some space fish. 
I hope for petwing, so I can strap my cat in a rocket harness. He'd love that. I can tell. 
I hope there's kuva. 
I hope it won't be the grineer anymore. 

[Is there a 'reason' why armor scales to enemy level?]

I suspect the person who wrote the code that scaled armor just assumed it worked like shields at the time.  

[Plains remaster coming tomorrow!]

Did anyone else read this and think, maybe I'd better do the plains bounty chore tonight? 

Just in case, you know, it breaks everything. 

[Please make it easier to farm [Atmo Systems], right now it's torture.]

I'm stuck on these things too.

I believe I might be beating my head against them and letting it get to me, had I not my nightwave FOMO chores to distract myself with. 

[Wolf of Saturn difficulty makes absolutely 0 sense lore wise]

I believe this is what the literature refers to as "new villain stink." 

[A Suggestion for Future Partnership]

❤️ Methuselah Mouse guy.

[Warframe 6 Year Anniversary Infographic]

Under 1 million kavats .. who has a tedious farm? That's right, Mr Whiskers, YOU do!

14 billion crewmen killed, and they're not the clones!  That is a very, very big cult, and we are very, very bad kids. 

3086 wikia pages, and each one inexplicably designed to be the worst possible experience on mobile.  I wonder how many times  "Maximization is a form of specialization .." has been cut and pasted too. 

 

Some other stats we could use:

Early lunches taken.

Vor speeches given. 

Times it was the Grineer. 

Profit taken by Baro.

Tenno scammed by Darvo. 

Clems cloned. 

Fish caught.  

[When can we get a rework for Endless Kuva?]

Farming kuva on double resource weekend with a booster is the only time it has felt ok. Not great, ok. 

I say this as someone who rolls riven for himself and is happy looking for "good enough" rolls, not a reseller or "god roll" hunter.  1.5 max rolls from a flood felt ok. Really, anything 1+ would. 1/3 of a roll from a flood feels terrible, and I would not even consider spending plat to boost that to 2/3. 

 

 

[Very unclear how to kill Silver Grove specters for weekly battlepass quest]

4 hours ago, Aldr1c said:

The issue that I have with this is that I have killed two spectres over 2 missions, with no acknowledgement in the NW interface.  May I assume that one has to complete 3 kills in one mission (take in 3 apothics)?

 

I got credit for it over 3 separate missions. 

Someone claimed it only counts for the person who got the killing blow. Not sure, did it solo. 

 

[Double Ressource Weekend - How it should ALWAYS be for Kuva]

I had a similar feeling after hitting the first nighwave kuva award.

20k is A LOT of kuva compared to what we get out of missions.

However, the expected return on spending 20k kuva is approximately: bupkis. 

.. something seems off. 

[What do we want for raid?]

The one thing I want for raids is the ability to public queue for them. 

Of course, this works better if they don't design raids that are optimized for a particular combination of frames. 

[I love going into Radiation Hazard Sorties...]

I've been that guy.

Gunning down zanuka. All three team mates are around him, not a single shot has landed on any of them. 

I'm sure I'm not procced. 

Zanuka is running behind a box. Might get him down before he gets out of LoS. 

Defintely not procced. All is going well.

His foot disapears behind the box.

BLAM BLAM BLAM.

.. I guess I was proccced after all ..

 

Now I always go as Rhino, but I'll have to try Revenant out. 

 

For some reason it always seems to be Volts who get me. 

 

[Unable to Join group in Orb Vallis [Investigating]]

Well, the patches have improved the situation for me. 

Now I can actually get a random group in Orb Valis, and even get halfway through the exploiter fight before disconnect/host migration/mission failed. 

Progress!

[Nightwave + alerts removal feedback]

I read the perfect description of nightwave on reddit today:

FOMO chores. 

[How am I supposed to play according to DE?]

1. ?

2. Host migration

3. Buy plat

4. Grofit!

[Ivara Prime with Daikyu Prime?]

Maybe she should be like Hyldrin and come with a giant space bow. 

.. I do want an attica prime, though. 

[Guessing the Third Orb's Name]

The Liquidator
The Binding Arbiter
Orbtimus Sub-Prime