BrownStalin Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Phone bugged out, Stalin did this post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Unus said: I can imagine the results roughly effect folks like this. Eh, more like schmaltz and the black ichor of my si. . . I mean, puppet fluff. Babies, cats, and puppies like sleeping on me for some reason. Dem it. Bed-bound, or minor discomfort? It went from a minor discomfort to nearly bed-bound at this point. I might sleep right now and hope I don't wake up paralyzed tomorrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, BrownStalin said: Screw nuking Japan for the 3rd time,we need to glass East Asian and Southeast Asia in order to cleanse the heresy. Spoken like a Stalin 9 minutes ago, Unus said: I get duct congestion every so often, usually snap out of it after some massages, some honey-butter sandwiches, and a boiling shower. Wait. . . WHAT THE ELL?! Scented nose dildo for comfort of the nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unus Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Spoken like a Stalin Scented nose dildo for comfort of the nose! . . . you don't use smelling cream? That gunk clears you out like an ounce of habanero. That is, unless. . . You keep it to use it without weird looks!!! 13 minutes ago, BrownStalin said: It went from a minor discomfort to nearly bed-bound at this point. I might sleep right now and hope I don't wake up paralyzed tomorrow... Ohhh, I know that feeling, like the time I got a double ear infection and the only help was boiling olive oil down both tubes, not fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unus Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Ohhhh sheeeeeetttt, looks like I'm out! Ciao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 29 minutes ago, Unus said: . . . you don't use smelling cream? That gunk clears you out like an ounce of habanero. That is, unless. . . You keep it to use it without weird looks!!! Ohhh, I know that feeling, like the time I got a double ear infection and the only help was boiling olive oil down both tubes, not fun. Well nose dildos seem a bit more convenient to use especially outdoors. 23 minutes ago, Unus said: Ohhhh sheeeeeetttt, looks like I'm out! Ciao! Did the FBI come knocking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unus Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 1 hour ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Well nose dildos seem a bit more convenient to use especially outdoors. Did the FBI come knocking? Data lock coming to ask for 15 bucks a month! With 1% remaining and in the immortal words of Pennywise, " Fun, fun, fun, gotta run!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot. Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Playing Far Cry 4 makes me more thankful for games that don't have fall damage... Just...felt like saying that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 @Stalker_Cake how's Nidus' current state? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 8 hours ago, Azrael said: @Stalker_Cake Well I saw Quiette Shy's video. I hope you're proud. :) Yes, and be jelly of me 7 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Connection's still down ;_; no idea when is that cable company gonna fix the damn line. And is Nidus still nice to use? .3. Yea my nose, except instead of blood it's mucus. Sinusitis is like the period of my nose, really. How many perms you're standing on now .3. Yes 5 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: SHE'S ENGAGED TO THE MATH DUDE!? This year keeps getting weirder and weirder. Also guys I need help. I can't decide whether should I have economy rice or pork noodles for lunch. Pork noodles... 5 hours ago, AerinSol said: I'm here because just like my view on AA, I am no quitter. Sooo... you never back down from a challenge? 5 hours ago, AerinSol said: Hold me. I'm getting paranoid! K 5 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: No Japanese cuisine near my place. There's a restaurant near my area (walking distance) which has lotta food stalls :3 Pork noodles have those scrumptious pork liver and intestine, and depending on what day it is economy rice might have some nice dishes to choose. DOESN'T MATTER, I THINK I HAVE REACHED THE VERDICT Eww no, I don't wanna get STDs Aeron ment for you to eat the hookers 4 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Pork noodles Toilet paper roll for scale That.. that is pork noodles? 3 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Ayyyy. I sure ate it clean :9 Nothing left in the bowl This is why I'm fat, worse yet I was considering having it together with a can of Coca-Cola but unfortunately the convenient store were all sold out :< You aren't fat damnit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 8 hours ago, Azrael said: @Stalker_Cake Well I saw Quiette Shy's video. I hope you're proud. :) Yes, and be jelly of me 7 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Connection's still down ;_; no idea when is that cable company gonna fix the damn line. And is Nidus still nice to use? .3. Yea my nose, except instead of blood it's mucus. Sinusitis is like the period of my nose, really. How many perms you're standing on now .3. Yes 5 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: SHE'S ENGAGED TO THE MATH DUDE!? This year keeps getting weirder and weirder. Also guys I need help. I can't decide whether should I have economy rice or pork noodles for lunch. Pork noodles... 5 hours ago, AerinSol said: I'm here because just like my view on AA, I am no quitter. Sooo... you never back down from a challenge? 5 hours ago, AerinSol said: Hold me. I'm getting paranoid! K 5 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: No Japanese cuisine near my place. There's a restaurant near my area (walking distance) which has lotta food stalls :3 Pork noodles have those scrumptious pork liver and intestine, and depending on what day it is economy rice might have some nice dishes to choose. DOESN'T MATTER, I THINK I HAVE REACHED THE VERDICT Eww no, I don't wanna get STDs Aeron ment for you to eat the hookers 4 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Pork noodles Toilet paper roll for scale That.. that is pork noodles? 3 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Ayyyy. I sure ate it clean :9 Nothing left in the bowl This is why I'm fat, worse yet I was considering having it together with a can of Coca-Cola but unfortunately the convenient store were all sold out :< You aren't fat damnit 2 hours ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Headache still killing me I'm not sure is it from inhaling that nose dildo too much.... :I 5 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: @Stalker_Cake how's Nidus' current state? Still good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 14 minutes ago, Stalker_Cake said: Yes, and be jelly of me Yes Pork noodles... Sooo... you never back down from a challenge? K Aeron ment for you to eat the hookers That.. that is pork noodles? You aren't fat damnit :I Still good Eating out hookers could give me mouth gonorrhea :/ I'll just stick to my bae who's nice and clean ^w^ Yes that's pork noodles, consist of pork meat, liver and intestine. I would snap a pic of my belly but NSFW. But good to know AIDS frame is still usable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Eating out hookers could give me mouth gonorrhea :/ I'll just stick to my bae who's nice and clean ^w^ Yes that's pork noodles, consist of pork meat, liver and intestine. I would snap a pic of my belly but NSFW. But good to know AIDS frame is still usable. Could always find clean ones :I i doubt you are fat, just slighly chubby wasn't much pf a "nerf" anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 9 minutes ago, Stalker_Cake said: Could always find clean ones :I i doubt you are fat, just slighly chubby wasn't much pf a "nerf" anyway But I'm a faithful railway gun. Fat is close to chubby, don't oppress you cis-male scum! Meanwhile there's a thread already asking Nidus to be reworked. Rework is the new nerf! And also recent news: scumbag Muslim bashes another Muslim on social media for having a profile picture where the latter is hugging his mum, worse yet dude's mum passed away. Apparently according to le #$&(% you ain't allowed to hug women or hangout with female relatives. Full article if y'all are interested: http://www.worldofbuzz.com/malaysian-criticises-man-hugging-mum-public-gets-brutal-backlash-netizens/ Why do people like this exist :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: But I'm a faithful railway gun. Fat is close to chubby, don't oppress you cis-male scum! Meanwhile there's a thread already asking Nidus to be reworked. Rework is the new nerf! And also recent news: scumbag Muslim bashes another Muslim on social media for having a profile picture where the latter is hugging his mum, worse yet dude's mum passed away. Apparently according to le #$&(% you ain't allowed to hug women or hangout with female relatives. Full article if y'all are interested: http://www.worldofbuzz.com/malaysian-criticises-man-hugging-mum-public-gets-brutal-backlash-netizens/ Why do people like this exist :/ Nuh, chubby is fine. Ain't fat because people are @(*()$ stupid see sentence above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Stalker_Cake said: Nuh, chubby is fine. Ain't fat because people are @(*()$ stupid see sentence above Oh and ordered pizza. I wish I had someone to eat with ;w; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 1 minute ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Oh and ordered pizza. I wish I had someone to eat with ;w; I don't like pizza :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Stalker_Cake said: I don't like pizza :3 This user is now ignoring you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: This user is now ignoring you. But i can make some delicious pork or steaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Dinner with my friend Damax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 18 minutes ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: Dinner with my friend Damax Fine! I'll make luxury meat for myself! All alone! And no one to share the meat with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 My tummy feels funny after having 12 slices of regular-sized pizza ;~; 20 minutes ago, Stalker_Cake said: Fine! I'll make luxury meat for myself! All alone! And no one to share the meat with! Beat the meat then ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 1 minute ago, GiraffaYandereBeetle said: My tummy feels funny after having 12 slices of regular-sized pizza ;~; Beat the meat then ;) You did eat a pizza alone mkay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 a friend of mine is confusing the hell out of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 11 minutes ago, Stalker_Cake said: a friend of mine is confusing the hell out of me How? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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