EagleScoutman Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 He's back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 *High pitched scream* My cake! MAH BEAUTAYFUHL CAKE! IT'S MARRIED! *Cries uncontrollably* I was not invited.Someone will burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 *High pitched scream* My cake! MAH BEAUTAYFUHL CAKE! IT'S MARRIED! *Cries uncontrollably* No not Cake. Kaic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Kaic is the Waifu of Utarious and I. There was cake? Why didn't I get any cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 No not Cake. Kaic. *grabs you by your collar, or collarbone if you don't have one* HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN MY MOMENT OF GRIEF? MY CAKE GOT MARRIED TO THAT LOWBORN PANCAKE FROM FETTUCCINE! WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A LETTER OF FAREWELL! OH MY POOR CHOCOLATE-VANILLA SWIRL CAKE! *bursts into more tears* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 *grabs you by your collar, or collarbone if you don't have one* HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN MY MOMENT OF GRIEF? MY CAKE GOT MARRIED TO THAT LOWBORN PANCAKE FROM FETTUCCINE! WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A LETTER OF FAREWELL! OH MY POOR CHOCOLATE-VANILLA SWIRL CAKE! *bursts into more tears* How do you people eat so much sugar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 *grabs you by your collar, or collarbone if you don't have one* HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN MY MOMENT OF GRIEF? MY CAKE GOT MARRIED TO THAT LOWBORN PANCAKE FROM FETTUCCINE! WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A LETTER OF FAREWELL! OH MY POOR CHOCOLATE-VANILLA SWIRL CAKE! *bursts into more tears* OI! Hands off the Waifu! Things might get noodley. *puts blanket on top of Ghost and pats* It's otay, your cake will realize the terrible mistake they made and marry the right one next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 *grabs you by your collar, or collarbone if you don't have one* HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN MY MOMENT OF GRIEF? MY CAKE GOT MARRIED TO THAT LOWBORN PANCAKE FROM FETTUCCINE! WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A LETTER OF FAREWELL! OH MY POOR CHOCOLATE-VANILLA SWIRL CAKE! *bursts into more tears* You want me to murder that pancake?We can make a deal, I am sure of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 How do you people eat so much sugar. My default mental state without stimulation provokes people to ask me if I am under the influence of narcotics. So not so much sugar as 'there's a loose crossed neuron in several somewheres.' OI! Hands off the Waifu! Things might get noodley. *puts blanket on top of Ghost and pats* It's otay, your cake will realize the terrible mistake they made and marry the right one next time. *Blanket combusts into flames* *Scream of panic, rage and sorrow* IT'S EATING MY OXYGEN! *Attacks the blanket with a flamethrower* You want me to murder that pancake? We can make a deal, I am sure of it. *Then turns the flamethrower on you for suggesting such a thing. I have standards, even if they are orange.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 I am immune to all form of damage. Oh, and have fun with a pancake son in law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 My default mental state without stimulation provokes people to ask me if I am under the influence of narcotics. So not so much sugar as 'there's a loose crossed neuron in several somewheres.' *Blanket combusts into flames* *Scream of panic, rage and sorrow* IT'S EATING MY OXYGEN! *Attacks the blanket with a flamethrower* *Then turns the flamethrower on you for suggesting such a thing. I have standards, even if they are orange.* o.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Every time I think of quitting my job, a tortured soul like ghost reminds me it's all worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Every time I think of quitting my job, a tortured soul like ghost reminds me it's all worth it. Throw salt at that ghost, it lies to you! Just find a better job and then quit your current one. By blowing up the building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Every time I think of quitting my job, a tortured soul like ghost reminds me it's all worth it.No it is not.Get a job setting things on fire. Then it shall be worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 *stops doing everything I was just doing, pulls up a chair as a desk materializes in front of me, along with a working desk lamp, a modest pile of paper and a business suit attaches itself to me**sorts out the papers and then taps them into order on the desk*And now for something completely different.*Area turns into a lovely ballroom with calm, quaint music playing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Throw salt at that ghost, it lies to you! Just find a better job and then quit your current one. By blowing up the building. I don't work in a building. And my workspace is constantly blowing up. So I guess there's a grey area. Ahh, Jasmine Black-pearl Tea is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 I don't work in a building. And my workspace is constantly blowing up. So I guess there's a grey area. Ahh, Jasmine Black-pearl Tea is the best. What do you do for a living? I may want to apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 *snaps fingers, everything turns back to normal* Please ask before goofing up my realm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) I don't work in a building. And my workspace is constantly blowing up. So I guess there's a grey area. Ahh, Jasmine Black-pearl Tea is the best. Are you British, or just a Limbo? Edit: *snaps fingers, everything turns back to normal* Please ask before goofing up my realm. NO! *throws a bucket of Box Jellyfish, Irukanji and angry male Platypi at you* Edited January 7, 2015 by Ghost333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Are you British, or just a Limbo? Neither. What do you do for a living? I may want to apply. What I do is not dissimilar to working on the surface of the sun, trying to cool it down. If that's your thing, then you may try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Politician? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Politician? Ok, kudos. That was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 *deletes sun* Now you are out of a job. Figuratively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 *deletes sun* Now you are out of a job. Figuratively. Well, now you've destroyed my best comparison. My job.....is like trying to walk outside during a thunderstorm and trying to dodge rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) Ok, kudos. That was hilarious. Hard to tell if that's sarcasm, due to the Courier font. Or is it Courier New? Because I hear Courier New has an alarming tendency to get shot in the head, then go on a nation-wide walk to find the guy who shot it, then kill them. Edit: Politician in a warzone? Edited January 7, 2015 by Ghost333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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