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"So is ghost technically being our savior here?"

"If he is, what does that mean? Is it significant?"

 

 

*flips tea table* "KAIC. WILL BE MINE!"

*Ahem* "Sorry about that gentlemen, uhh, tea?"

"Glad to see you haven't changed in the slightest, Verdict." *Propping the table up, Snydrex materializes more tea*

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"You screwed it up, it is now spilled everywhere, you can't get Kaic and now we can't have tea, can you do anything right?"

"A mess, to be sure. Sam will clean it up. Or maybe he won't."

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*flips tea table* "KAIC. WILL BE MINE!"

*Ahem* "Sorry about that gentlemen, uhh, tea?"

Any will do, so long as it isn't green.

Milk. Three sugars.

 

"If he is, what does that mean? Is it significant?"

 

 

"Glad to see you haven't changed in the slightest, Verdict." *Propping the table up, Snydrex materializes more tea*

No, not really significant. I do this with alarming regularity with generally three or so seconds to spare, sometimes less.\

 

"You screwed it up, it is now spilled everywhere, you can't get Kaic and now we can't have tea, can you do anything right?"

Don't worry, I'll just get a supply drop full of tea.

No Blacklight agent ever goes without a thermo full of a good cuppa.

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"You screwed it up, it is now spilled everywhere, you can't get Kaic and now we can't have tea, can you do anything right?"

*TheVerdict looks around at the mess, ashamed of what he has done*

"I'm sorry, guys. The whole eating Kaic thing got into my head again.

I promise I won't let it happen again, from this day forward!" *sips tea*

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*TheVerdict looks around at the mess, ashamed of what he has done*

"I'm sorry, guys. The whole eating Kaic thing got into my head again.

I promise I won't let it happen again, from this day forward!" *sips tea*

"You do know that eating kaic would make you a cannibal?"

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Any will do, so long as it isn't green.

Milk. Three sugars.

 

No, not really significant. I do this with alarming regularity with generally three or so seconds to spare, sometimes less.\

 

Don't worry, I'll just get a supply drop full of tea.

No Blacklight agent ever goes without a thermo full of a good cuppa.

"I take it that MLG wannabe faZe 0ptic blob isn't an issue anymore?"

 

*TheVerdict looks around at the mess, ashamed of what he has done*

"I'm sorry, guys. The whole eating Kaic thing got into my head again.

I promise I won't let it happen again, from this day forward!" *sips tea*

*Whispering under his breath, Snydrex asks:* "But what if Kaic was here? We'd be rubbish in a second."

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*TheVerdict looks around at the mess, ashamed of what he has done*

"I'm sorry, guys. The whole eating Kaic thing got into my head again.

I promise I won't let it happen again, from this day forward!" *sips tea*

And thus is why you should never let anything go to your head.

 

 

"I take it that MLG wannabe faZe 0ptic blob isn't an issue anymore?"

 

-snip-

*Stomps on the last intact sensory organ, spreading eldritch ichor everywhere*

Not anymore, no. *Fires a railgun round into the limp corpse for good measure*

*Jumps out of suit* So, how has everyone been recently?

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"I take it that MLG wannabe faZe 0ptic blob isn't an issue anymore?"

 

*Whispering under his breath, Snydrex asks:* "But what if Kaic was here? We'd be rubbish in a second."

"Kaic? Who's Kaic? Huehuehue. I don't know who you're talking about! HahahhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha...haha................ha.

Um. I need help."

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And thus is why you should never let anything go to your head.

 

 

*Stomps on the last intact sensory organ, spreading eldritch ichor everywhere*

Not anymore, no. *Fires a railgun round into the limp corpse for good measure*

*Jumps out of suit* So, how has everyone been recently?

"Oh, quite fine. Except I don't know where we are, what we look like, or what's going on, despite all of those facts being plain in front of me. I guess I'm simply ignorant."

 

"hmm? You say something?"

"Uhh," *Quickly changing the subject, Snydrex asks: "Uterious? Do you remember saying something about a 'technicality" before? I thought you hated them."

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"Oh, quite fine. Except I don't know where we are, what we look like, or what's going on, despite all of those facts being plain in front of me. I guess I'm simply ignorant."

 

"Uhh," *Quickly changing the subject, Snydrex asks: "Uterious? Do you remember saying something about a 'technicality" before? I thought you hated them."

*Grumbles* "I don't like to talk about it."

 

 

 

"Right, right and I won't interfere between your love, I promise." *sips tea*

"The last time someone said something like that and sipped tea there was a assassination."

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MLG Lovecraftian roleplay, that's what.

 

I just got a H.P. Lovcraft book I should read...

 

"Hello, you haven't miss- HELP I CAN'T ESCAPE MY CHARACTER ed much."

 

tackles Utarious, pins to the ground by straddling hips and proceeds to tickle mercilessly "Does this help?"

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"Hello, you haven't miss- HELP I CAN'T ESCAPE MY CHARACTER ed much."

Try harder. Think of it as...creamed corn.

 

 

tackles Utarious, pins to the ground by straddling hips and proceeds to tickle mercilessly "Does this help?"

"Well, that's a bloody good start. Said both Snydrexes, on either side of the reality spectrum.

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