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Mr.ElevenXI
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Relax. Even if we lose this one, Verdict cloned a bunch of blobkais earlier with Tyl Regor's research. This one seemed glitched, anyway.

You can't clone an AI. You just make badly corrupted backups.

 

NOPE!

 

*smashes Kai with a bat*

 

We don't need another Ordis...

You can't smash an AI with a bat. You just swing around in the air.

 

*OrdOS loaded 100%*

 

Welp, back to work.

 

I'd retalliate, but...

 

...I'M A STEALTH SHIP, NOT A COMBAT POD!*

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*riplines Ghost back*

 

WE CAN"T HAVE ANOTHER ONE!

 

*Falcon Punches Ghost into space dust*

 

*Deletes OrdOS*

Don't worry. I have unrestricted access to all of the Threadnought's computer systems and an almost endless supply of backups.

 

*booting OrdOS*

CONTINUITY ERROR!

 

*Smashes Kai with a bat*

Continuity errors are my thing!

 

*beats bat with Supra magazine*

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*riplines Ghost back*

 

WE CAN"T HAVE ANOTHER ONE!

 

*Falcon Punches Ghost into space dust*

 

*Deletes OrdOS*

*Uses the momentum from the ripline to knock Sam over, BEFORE the Falcon Punch occurs*

*Pins them to the ground with a Gas-modified Dakra Prime through the right forearm*

*Drops a brick on top of Sam's head for good measure*

One does not simply stop a madman.

 

Operator Ghost is so kind.

It's a gift and a curse. Like photographic memory and Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder at the same time.

 

CONTINUITY ERROR!

 

*Smashes Kai with a bat*

*Eats the bat. Tastes like leather*

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And thus, another normal day in Last Post wins passed, without stopping for, or sparing, anyone.

Sir, I don't suppose you have a spare cup of tea?

I'll have wine in a teacup.

Of course you would. You ran out of wine glasses when that ship crashed, didn't you?

Hey, if we had wine glasses, we would've used them

But why teacups?

Because we didn't have any mugs.

*Sigh* Earl Grey for me...

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*reboots Kai*

 

Command: 1C3_CR34M

 

Command: Boot_DarvOS

 

*reboots Kai*

Huh....this gives me an idea.

 

 

GUYS PLS HLP..

 

"EVERYTIME YOU BREAK CHARACTER I BECOME STRONGER."

*accesses terminal in Utarious*

 

Username:Technicality

Password: DamnThem420

Magic Word: Waifu

 

Command: Execute_Order_66

*enter*

______

 

*loading chug*

 

DarvOS loaded 67%.

 

*loading resumes*

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Huh....this gives me an idea.

 

 

*accesses terminal in Utarious*

 

Username:Technicality

Password: DamnThem420

Magic Word: Waifu

 

Command: Execute_Order_66

*enter*

*loading chug*

 

DarvOS loaded 67%.

 

*loading resumes*

"I am not a computer you fool."

 

 

 

Jeez, I go to sleep and my waifu's go nuts.

NOA SAV-

 

"Oh hi, nice to see you."

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