MagPrime Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 -snip- NOA SAV- "Oh hi, nice to see you." .-. Utarious needs a reality check! Last time we used a Lego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 It was worth a shot, at least. So, in-character Utarious, how are you today? What do you like and not like? "I hate these random spurts I can't control... but slowly I am getting full control." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 No, but you can annoy them until they turn sane. Then you can stop them. True sane people cannot exist. True insane people cannot exist. There is only me, myself, and I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Jeez, I go to sleep and my waifu's go nuts. Hello, Ms. Noa of the Know-a-Mouths. How goes things today? May I interest you in a rug, or perhaps some low-priced tea? Syndrex? Tea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "I hate these random spurts I can't control... but slowly I am getting full control." Dang. I bet caffiene and sugar don't help that too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Hello, Ms. Noa of the Know-a-Mouths. How goes things today? May I interest you in a rug, or perhaps some low-priced tea? Syndrex? Tea? Sure. Plenty for all. So, do we get Utarious to step on a lego, now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Hello, Ms. Noa of the Know-a-Mouths. How goes things today? May I interest you in a rug, or perhaps some low-priced tea? Syndrex? Tea? Nope, I have Twilight flashbacks with tea these days. Thank you though. A rug would be nice however, I'm refurbishing my house this weekend and it's nothing but hardwood as far as the eye can see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Sure. Plenty for all. So, do we get Utarious to step on a lego, now? "What are you sata- YE- n, why would you want me to step on a lego?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Sure. Plenty for all. So, do we get Utarious to step on a lego, now? Sure. I am selling Lego blocks for the low low price of 9-*FREE*. Hmm. I may require more repairs. Take this sack of lego blocks. You'll need them. Nope, I have Twilight flashbacks with tea these days. Thank you though. A rug would be nice however, I'm refurbishing my house this weekend and it's nothing but hardwood as far as the eye can see. Here. Have a rug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 NOA SAV- "Oh hi, nice to see you." Invasive reboot? Do you have the neural interfacer? Does a Hyperion Shotgun count? Aren't you supposed to be classy? Aren't you supposed to be insane? Actually, that's my thing. Hush, you. Hush, you. Codgy goits... Anyhow, just have to insert the Neural Miner here...*inserts a cord into Utarious's neck* And press the red button. *Beep!* And shortly the Bolt Italic voice should be removed and Utarious's non-role self shall regain control! Why do I imagine you sounding like a female Hermaeus Mora? Maybe I am? God damn my mind! Is madness not a wonderful thing? No! Sometimes. It is not a wonderful thing! Spoilsport. "What are you sata- YE- n, why would you want me to step on a lego?" Three Two... One... NEURAL RESET! GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "What are you sata- YE- n, why would you want me to step on a lego?" Surely it's just a science experiment. You're testing if Lego blocks hurt while in the Rift...right Syndrex? You're gonna temp banish Utarious and it won't hurt at all, this convincing them to step on the lego *simulated winking* RIIIGGGHHTT Syndrex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Invasive reboot? Do you have the neural interfacer? Does a Hyperion Shotgun count? Aren't you supposed to be classy? Aren't you supposed to be insane? Actually, that's my thing. Hush, you. Hush, you. Codgy goits... Anyhow, just have to insert the Neural Miner here...*inserts a cord into Utarious's neck* And press the red button. *Beep!* And shortly the Bolt Italic voice should be removed and Utarious's non-role self shall regain control! Why do I imagine you sounding like a female Hermaeus Mora? Maybe I am? God damn my mind! Is madness not a wonderful thing? No! Sometimes. It is not a wonderful thing! Spoilsport. Three Two... One... NEURAL RESET! GO! *Yawn* "Try harder." Surely it's just a science experiment. You're testing if Lego blocks hurt while in the Rift...right Syndrex? You're gonna temp banish Utarious and it won't hurt at all, this convincing them to step on the lego *simulated winking* RIIIGGGHHTT Syndrex? "Can't be that bad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Ghost, I told you not to let your entertainment follow you. Well, mum's the word, I guess. Surely it's just a science experiment. You're testing if Lego blocks hurt while in the Rift...right Syndrex? You're gonna temp banish Utarious and it won't hurt at all, this convincing them to step on the lego *simulated winking* RIIIGGGHHTT Syndrex? Why, that's just...Well, A lego DOES count as a weapon, especially in stepping terms. Yes. Right. Utarious, would you be so kind as to assist me with this? It's just a simple test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Ghost, I told you not to let your entertainment follow you. Well, mum's the word, I guess. Why, that's just...Well, A lego DOES count as a weapon, especially in stepping terms. Yes. Right. Utarious, would you be so kind as to assist me with this? It's just a simple test. "Very well." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 *Yawn* "Try harder." Try the third setting Lego-stepping simulation? Thats...rather extreme, don't you think? *Tik-tik-tik-tik* *boop* Activating LEGO. Oh, Vren Wayrd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "Very well." *banish-zinga* Now, just stomp on that lego. If I'm right, your foot should go through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 *banish-zinga* Now, just stomp on that lego. If I'm right, your foot should go through it. *Stomps on Lego as hard as possible* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 *Stomps on Lego as hard as possible* *unbanish-zinga* I pray to Joe Sniperman this works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 *unbanish-zinga* I pray to Joe Sniperman this works. *Lego is smashed to bits* "OW GOD DAMMIT HOLY GOD THAT HURT LIKE HELL." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Well, the test proved....Legos hurt when stepped on. Quaint. (Well, confound it, friends. What do you make of this?) Edited January 9, 2015 by Snydrex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I think we should try a neural backtrack. Not everything is solved with mental manipulation, you know You have never been to where I am from, have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Well, the test proved....Legos hurt when stepped on. Quaint. (Well, confound it, friends. What do you make of this?) "I don't know what your trying to do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "I don't know what your trying to do." To be completely fair, I'm not quite sure, either. (When the approval of the drowning one fails, what is there to do? Maybe some liquefied kittens will help.) I think we should try a neural backtrack. Not everything is solved with mental manipulation, you know You have never been to where I am from, have you? Well, I guess it's all in eh... both of your all-too capable hands, then. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) "I don't know what your trying to do." You are a fragment taking over the personality of the original. It is frowned upon for split personalities to force a takeover of their host. Poor manners and all. I suddenly wish I never went to that party. Oh please, you enjoyed every moment of it, and none of it was against your will. You and I have different views of the word 'enjoyment.' Wasn't my fault that Mind Flayer took a liking to you. And it wasn't my fault I accidentally caused a mass-brain-hemorrhage to every psychic creature within a three kilometer radius afterwards. Lucky we have redundancies. How did we get onto this topic? Edited January 9, 2015 by Ghost333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 "I don't know what your trying to do." Divine intervention is required. *slaps uterus* Stahp it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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