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My mind is glitched all the time, 24/7. You have it pretty well. Tea?

No thanks, any more and I might turn into a British Hip-Hop rapper.

 

"That's False."

Can you please relinquish control to the regular Utarious before I forcibly upload you into an Artificial Intelligence framework and delete you? Getting frustrating trying to ship you out with all the regular guffins.

That's a bit harsh.

It's what I did with that other guy.

What other guy?

Hatred itself...

Oh, that guy

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No thanks, any more and I might turn into a British Hip-Hop rapper.

 

Can you please relinquish control to the regular Utarious before I forcibly upload you into an Artificial Intelligence framework and delete you? Getting frustrating trying to ship you out with all the regular guffins.

That's a bit harsh.

It's what I did with that other guy.

What other guy?

Hatred itself...

Oh, that guy

I already uploaded regular Utarious into an AI shell.

 

May as well off Utarious AND his split personality.

 

I copied them both.

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I already uploaded regular Utarious into an AI shell.

 

May as well off Utarious AND his split personality.

 

I copied them both.

Really? So I don't have to pull a Borg-Terminator-Necron hybrid on 'em?

Darn. Those are fun, if immoral.

*Fires 4 hek rounds at Utarious. Scattered Justice, Hells Chamber, Gas Damage modified hek, that is*

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I already uploaded regular Utarious into an AI shell.

 

May as well off Utarious AND his split personality.

 

I copied them both.

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.

 

"KILL US I DARE YOU."

 

 

 

Really? So I don't have to pull a Borg-Terminator-Necron hybrid on 'em?

Darn. Those are fun, if immoral.

*Fires 4 hek rounds at Utarious. Scattered Justice, Hells Chamber, Gas Damage modified hek, that is*

*Reflex Guard Build*.

 

"lul gg."

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Really? So I don't have to pull a Borg-Terminator-Necron hybrid on 'em?

Darn. Those are fun, if immoral.

*Fires 4 hek rounds at Utarious. Scattered Justice, Hells Chamber, Gas Damage modified hek, that is*

I have an even better idea.

 

 

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.

 

"KILL US I DARE YOU."

 

Fomorian Commander, fire at will.

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"That's False."

It's possible that maybe you might be sort of right-ish...Is there really a "normal" in the end? And is anything abstracting from that paradigm simply labeled as "different" "crazy" or "glitched"?

 

No, there is not and yes that happens. I need to retrieve more tea. And buckets, to keep the building of the nefarious shipping docks from ever happening.

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*Reflex Guard Build*.

 

"lul gg."

It only lasts so long as you have stamina.

AND I AM INSANE!

ALL DRONES! ACTIVATE AND FIRE AT WILL!

*Massive army of robots appears and unloads several million tonnes of lead, iron, steel and laser on Utarious*

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Ever since it released I can't help but wonder why a certain console title I know and love can't have decent forums like what we have. The only thing I can think of is the whole MMO-grindy features it has on a Console shooter causing more conventional Shooter players' rustled jimmies on top of the dev team's various controversial miss-steps that are no-where near as dramatic as people make it out to be...

 

It's so bad I'm ashamed to even be a part of that commune despite it being one of the most highly player (and few critics) acclaimed games of 2014.

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It only lasts so long as you have stamina.

AND I AM INSANE!

ALL DRONES! ACTIVATE AND FIRE AT WILL!

*Massive army of robots appears and unloads several million tonnes of lead, iron, steel and laser on Utarious*

"You can't do that in conclaves." *Teleports to Liset*

 

 

 

Cephalon Kaiczar used: RNG

 

*rolls 1, implodes*

 

*rolls 3, explodes*

 

Well that didn't help any.

"That's why you don't use RNG."

 

"Also this tea I got is really good."

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I hereby sacrifice Noamuth and seal the copy of her personality away forever.

 

Where do I sacrifice Noamuth to?

 

The answer is yes.

 

Maybe that will trigger something.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I WILL SEE YOU DEAD."

 

YOU WHAT, YOU WON'T TOUCH KAIC.

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