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Your life sure is an amusing one.

the chef part wasn't very amusing

 

I had to try and keep 4 police officers from taking extreme prejudice

and mother had to break the news to the chef's old sick mother,she had a mental breakdown.

we then found out that the chef and his wife had run away.

my mom had to tell the chef's mom that although she did not believe that the chef would do such a heinous act,she could not risk having the chef around as our house is also a home to a number of my cousins who are girls.

things only spiraled darker from then on

investigations revealed how disturbed the chef really was

and they are not sure about his daughter's statement as she is somewhat insane herself

it was also revealed he used to have a mistress and call her daily and cry to her about how much he loved her

he was also secretly a carom board addict

my family including me were interrogated.

wanted posters were printed and distributed.

the cook and his wife are still at large.

my father installed security cameras around our house

and 

my mother remembered that her husband's late father had left them a family heirloom.

a double barrel elephant gun

and bought shells

and has made it mandatory for all my cousin sisters to take up tae kwon do classes.

*claps for me*

 

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what sandvich is it?

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the chef part wasn't very amusing

 

I had to try and keep 4 police officers from taking extreme prejudice

and mother had to break the news to the chef's old sick mother,she had a mental breakdown.

we then found out that the chef and his wife had run away.

my mom had to tell the chef's mom that although she did not believe that the chef would do such a heinous act,she could not risk having the chef around as our house is also a home to a number of my cousins who are girls.

things only spiraled darker from then on

investigations revealed how disturbed the chef really was

and they are not sure about his daughter's statement as she is somewhat insane herself

it was also revealed he used to have a mistress and call her daily and cry to her about how much he loved her

he was also secretly a carom board addict

my family including me were interrogated.

wanted posters were printed and distributed.

the cook and his wife are still at large.

my father installed security cameras around our house

and 

my mother remembered that her husband's late father had left them a family heirloom.

a double barrel elephant gun

and bought shells

and has made it mandatory for all my cousin sisters to take up tae kwon do classes.

what sandvich is it?

 

Oh boy.

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Hmm, all right, inhumane strength, gravity defying abilities, super-speed, and regeneration.

how bout the power to eat a lot of super spicy Mexican foods and then teleport those foods to someone else's large intestines?

 

think of all the dieting you can do and enemies you can have visit the psychiatrist because they now have corprophobia.

I made corned beef on rye with spicy mustard.

no pickles?

8/10

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how bout the power to eat a lot of super spicy Mexican foods and then teleport those foods to someone else's large intestines?

 

think of all the dieting you can do and enemies you can have visit the psychiatrist because they now have corprophobia.

 

I've thought a lot about mediocre superpowers/superpowers with drawbacks.

Today I came up with the passive power to make people who disagree with you nauseous.

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I've thought a lot about mediocre superpowers/superpowers with drawbacks.

Today I came up with the passive power to make people who disagree with you nauseous.

 

Huh, that would be interesting.

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To get entirely technical, it was Quirrell who... drank the unicorn's blood.

 

But hey, do you really need an excuse to make voldemort in a unicorn cosplay?

 

But Voldemort was inside Quirrell's body as well, so he drank a bit too.

 

Oh boy.

 

 

Hello there Noa.

How are you?

 

 

Meh.  You?

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