YourLocustBuddy Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 After much discussion and several minutes of developing crackpot theories, I believe I've figured everything out. The Zanuka Project that Alad V has been babbling on about for the past week, it's not a new stalker, it's not the new warframe, it's the furthest thing from what you thought it was. The Zanuka Project, is actually Alad V's attempt at making a new candy bar, the Zanuka Bar. Think about it, it just sounds catchy when you say it "Zanuka Bar." Now where's the proof to back up my theory? Mars and Sargus Ruk. Mars is a well-known candy-making company. Sargus Ruk is trying to control that company. Sargus rearranged spells out: Sugars. Ruk, stands for Ruckus. A man who seeks out to cause a sugary ruckus. Ultimately, this means that Sargus Ruk is actually a candy- thieving villain set on creating a monopoly over all sweets. Another thing to think about: the Grineer only seem to have their eyes set on controlling one thing: The Milky Way. Yet another candy bar. Who stands in their way? Three factions: The Tenno, The Corpus, and The Infestation. You could say they are the Three Musketeers, yet another name of a candy bar. Now as to why Alad V needs to kidnap Tenno to make his Zenuka bars...? Well that's simple. Willy Wonka used Oompa Loompas, Alad V uses Tenno. So what does this mean for the rest of us? It means that if Sargus Ruk wins, we can kiss all the chocolate bars in the galaxy goodbye. If Alad V wins, then we all slave away in a candy-bar factory for the rest of eternity. Truly the choices that must be made here are more difficult to make than they originally seemed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manelag Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 If Alad V wins, then we all slave away in a candy-bar factory for the rest of eternity. I'm okay with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baldy117 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I'm okay with this. you will get sick of the Candy after a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AscendantWyvern Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Your chewbacca logic is flawless... I can not disagree with this theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeGreymane Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 (edited) Don't mess with Willy Edited October 24, 2013 by ZeGreymane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxx7 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Haha, too funny XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effinator Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 This needs more upvotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajko Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I maxed my upvotes on this. It was worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ataeon Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 OP, u made my day =) *thumbs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_man_ninja_gun Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 you will get sick of the Candy after a while WRONG! You can never get sick of candy. Because there will just be new candy's that taste different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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