CaterHowlett16 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 (XB1)xLone Arkangelx is a were-hipster. By day, he is as mainstream as you or me. But by night, when a full moon arises, he undertakes a terrible transformation into a judgemental and annoying hipster that stalks the nearest starbucks or any place that is pretty underground, writing on his stupid blog that nobody reads. He secretly has hipster glasses, piercings, and a brown scarf that he wears when he turns into his other side. He is recognized by his mating cry: "You've probably never heard of them!" The only way to kill him is with a mainstream bullet, but there are ways to repel him as well like.... Holding a mainstream magazine. shouting the words "I HAVE HEARD OF THEM!" (note: you do not need to know who "them" is. Just say it) playing mainstream music like Katy Perry or Justin beiber. If he bites you you get his curse. So ARM YOURSELF!!! THIS THREAT IS WORSE THAN THE SENTIENT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)xLone Arkangelx Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 CaterHowlett16 told the truth. (which is a lie) Caterhowlett16 likes to wear red leather boots everywhere they go to these boots are made for walkin while stalking Christopher walkin. while eating ice cream cones. while wearing pink tank tops. while smoking Cuban cigars. while wearing 500$ sun glasses that are pink tinted. while wearing a gold chain. while wearing white denim jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterHowlett16 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 CaterHowlett16 told the truth. (which is a lie) Caterhowlett16 likes to wear red leather boots everywhere they go to these boots are made for walkin while stalking Christopher walkin. while eating ice cream cones. while wearing pink tank tops. while smoking Cuban cigars. while wearing 500$ sun glasses that are pink tinted. while wearing a gold chain. while wearing white denim jeans. LOL!! STOP! Im gonna wet myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Cater is actually Vivienne from DA:I and if Cater doesn't stop being such an arrogant little S#&$ I'll execute him myself with the rustiest dagger I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Skycook3y wont tell me what he wants what he really really wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)xLone Arkangelx Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 (edited) Skycook3y is mage-ist since he was orphaned in the mage uprising. by Pink Fire. Alan lieks turtles so much he actually tries to become one crawling around in a shell slowly eating raspberries. but he is a hood turtle so he has graffiti art all over his shell while playing gangsta rap. his shell also has hydraulics so he can impress all the ladies. Edited January 23, 2016 by (XB1)xLone Arkangelx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Xlone only plays metallica songs when playing warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 agemo only plays Amon Amarth songs when playing warframe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)xLone Arkangelx Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 lies and slander (I have an eclectic taste) Skycook3y is name is really SkyPookey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterHowlett16 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 ^ Is a Cetaceaphile. (lures and has his way with underaged whales) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Knows why there are so long login queues in Blade & Soul but doesn't tell me how to avoid them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterHowlett16 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 constantly nags me for the secret to avoiding the long queues in Blade & Soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Tells me how to avoid them to avoid further torture of his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterHowlett16 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 knows that I have the secret locked up in a 20 layer vault buried in a volcano, surrounded 24/7 by armed guards. HE WILL ALWAYS GET THE SECRET MUHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 mow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 knows that I have the secret locked up in a 20 layer vault buried in a volcano, surrounded 24/7 by armed guards. HE WILL ALWAYS GET THE SECRET MUHAHAHA!Knows that all you guards are dead, your vault has been ripped of its hinges, your volcano has erupted and that I now have your secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterHowlett16 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Knows that the safe is empty and that the real secret was inside himself all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Knows that I had already checked and all i found was bloody organs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Has the greatest looking tush in all of existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)xLone Arkangelx Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) worst lie in the thread award^ OverlordMcGeek has a room devoted to Danny DeVito, she has exactly 46 pictures displayed across the room and dimly lighted candles, she actually convinced her self he loves her and they can be together. it smells like Cuban cigars. she sits in there and eats cake smoking Cuban cigars listening to baby don't hurt me while drinking mai tai's and dancing with herself. her cat watches, amused and horrified at the same time from afar, he wonders will today be the day? Edited January 24, 2016 by (XB1)xLone Arkangelx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaterHowlett16 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 ^ Has a strange fetish with cuban cigars. He smokes over 9000 of them a day and owns a giant cuban cigar made from smaller cuban cigars. He sticks them up every orpheus he has and dreams one day to become a cuban cigar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Has a nose that doesn't need desperate plastic surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)xLone Arkangelx Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) OverlordMcGeek drinks cherry flavored kapri suns. CaterHowlett16 is actually a sixteen year old eccentric canine disguised as a caterer who serves cream puffs and crab cakes. that dances their way around with a purple afro, Hawaiian shirts, go-go shoes and yellow bell bottom pants. singing impromptu song lyrics from the classic hits of the 80's. Edited January 24, 2016 by (XB1)xLone Arkangelx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eftycchia Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Uses a tradiational calendar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Has a traditional warframe calender. Instead of lasting one year, it last for 60. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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