9tailboy Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) I decided to join the cause to make derf anyo real, and decided what better way than making fan art(which I can't do) is to make a parody song off of a famous song, derf anyo's first name is changed to derp mainly because it fits him to this. Enjoy the lyrics(if someone can make a song and animation out of this, that would be pure epicness among all warframes) Lyrics? Excalibur goes slash Rhino goes stomp Banshee screech And the valkyr roars Mag just pulls Ember overheats And Loki goes poof Ash throws stars Vauban throws balls And Nova goes boom boom boom But theres one guy, that noone knows WHAT DOES DERP ANYO DO!? Derp derp derp derpa derpa derp Derp derp derp derpa derpa derp Derp derp derp derpa derpa derp WHAT DOES DERP ANYO DO!? I slash dash into all of my friends Dunno what happens in the end Probably faceplant in the trash bin WHAT DOES DERP ANYO DO!? Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew My corpus friends don't wanna do this part Sounds wrong, kinda, but its not ITS WHAT HIS FATHER SAYS! Doesn't matter what he does right here Just a bunch of fails that aren't too clear Probably should run to get some beer ITS WHAT THE WARFRAMES SAY! I hope this got the DE to make a deal Really hoping this guy becomes real But now I'm losing all my ideas NOW I GOTTA EAT MY MEAL!!! Tell the DE of this song please, this will drag their attention too! Someone please animate and make this a song please!!! With moas dancing in the background and where the part before it says pew pew pew, use the corpus friends that didn't want to do it. Edited December 18, 2013 by 9tailboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angius Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Oh god, not this again... I almost thought, that this was the relic of the past, like Badgers, or Gangnam Style... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9tailboy Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 Btw credits to many people, ylvis, nigahiga(his spoof of "what the fox say"), and all warframe community dreaming of derf anyo's existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatchias Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Oh god, not this again... I almost thought, that this was the relic of the past, like Badgers, or Gangnam Style... At least Badgers/Gangnam were slightly okay, this is just a god awful abomination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9tailboy Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 Oh god, not this again... I almost thought, that this was the relic of the past, like Badgers, or Gangnam Style... Before 2014 rolls up, I wanted to do something before leaving 2013. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9tailboy Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 At least Badgers/Gangnam were slightly okay, this is just a god awful abomination. Lol I saw this coming, thats why I did it >:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angius Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Lol I saw this coming, thats why I did it >:D We got one fine trollpost here, gentlemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9tailboy Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) We got one fine trollpost here, gentlemen. Wut u mean? Theres always someone whos gonna hate on my post(seriously), but seriously though, I really took this idea as something other than trolling. Edited December 18, 2013 by 9tailboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MageMeat Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Before 2014 rolls up, I wanted to do something before leaving 2013. We've got another fourteen days before 2014, you have lots of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9tailboy Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 We've got another fourteen days before 2014, you have lots of time. Thank you, you see? actually, 14 days is only 2 weeks, thats not a lot since 50 weeks just passed, 50th week reward? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angius Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Wut u mean? Theres always someone whos gonna hate on my post(seriously), but seriously though, I really took this idea as something other than trolling. I meant, that you knowing what reactions it'll bring made this post a perfect trollpost. Which means, that you got the reaction that was exactly as you suspected. It's no pojorative meaning of trollpost, believe me. And the ide of Derf Anyou is very old, very well-known, and Derf is alive already. On the forums and inside our hearts. However, making him a semi-boss (like Stalker) and giving him abilities like Derf Slash, which will end in Derf faceplanting (as someone suggested before) will be great. We need Derf. DE DO YOU HEAR ME? WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER FANCY MEELE, WE WANT DERF ANYO, SON OF NEF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9tailboy Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 I meant, that you knowing what reactions it'll bring made this post a perfect trollpost. Which means, that you got the reaction that was exactly as you suspected. It's no pojorative meaning of trollpost, believe me. And the ide of Derf Anyou is very old, very well-known, and Derf is alive already. On the forums and inside our hearts. However, making him a semi-boss (like Stalker) and giving him abilities like Derf Slash, which will end in Derf faceplanting (as someone suggested before) will be great. We need Derf. DE DO YOU HEAR ME? WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER FANCY MEELE, WE WANT DERF ANYO, SON OF NEF! But have you ever wondered about bringing Derf anyo into the next level? Into the world of warframe, I want to see this guy come into my face and fail horribly, actually, I wanna play as this guy, how fun would it be!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angius Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) But have you ever wondered about bringing Derf anyo into the next level? Into the world of warframe, I want to see this guy come into my face and fail horribly, actually, I wanna play as this guy, how fun would it be!? Playing as Derf? Not really. Making him an NPC? Absolutely yes. Damn, he can even go to random Dojos and just casually stroll around the gardens, fishing in the Koi pod... How awesome will that be? :D Edited December 18, 2013 by Angius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9tailboy Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 Playing as Derf? Not really. Making him an NPS? Absolutely yes. Damn, he can even go to random Dojos and just casually stroll around the gardens, fishing in the Koi pod... How awesome will that be? :D NPC, not NPS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt313 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 I'm seriously beginning to hate Derf now. When I first saw the idea I thought it would be funny as some sort of April Fool's Stalker replacement, but after seeing you make all these posts treating him like he should already be canon and centering so many of your posts around him, I can't see you or your ideas- especially not your sophomoric "Anyo extended family" suggestions- in any sort of positive light anymore. That and I hate "what does the fox say", the video scares me and the song annoys me. And for what it's worth, last I checked the fox makes a sort of higher-pitched barking/yapping sound, just not very often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9tailboy Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 I'm seriously beginning to hate Derf now. When I first saw the idea I thought it would be funny as some sort of April Fool's Stalker replacement, but after seeing you make all these posts treating him like he should already be canon and centering so many of your posts around him, I can't see you or your ideas- especially not your sop&*$$ric "Anyo extended family" suggestions- in any sort of positive light anymore. That and I hate "what does the fox say", the video scares me and the song annoys me. And for what it's worth, last I checked the fox makes a sort of higher-pitched barking/yapping sound, just not very often. Jeez, guys, "what does the fox say" isn't that annoying, its annoying alright, but not to the point where you would hate it, and cmon, you can't hate on derf, hes too awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt313 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Jeez, guys, "what does the fox say" isn't that annoying, its annoying alright, but not to the point where you would hate it, and cmon, you can't hate on derf, hes too awesome. He is the embodiment of every father's worst nightmare- a failure at life, obsessed with his organization's mortal enemies, and makes a fool of himself trying to emulate said mortal enemies. Knowing the profitmongering Corpus probably hold their reputations in high regard as good reputation equals better chance at promotion, Nef would probably disown Derf and delete all records of his existence from Corpus database. Which could actually make an interesting story arc as everything Derf does is an effort to get his dad to acknowledge him by becoming more like the beings that regularly prove themselves capable of annihilating all the staff and security of an entire Corpus station with just one of their own, let alone a full cell of four. Pity he sucks comically at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9tailboy Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 He is the embodiment of every father's worst nightmare- a failure at life, obsessed with his organization's mortal enemies, and makes a fool of himself trying to emulate said mortal enemies. Knowing the profitmongering Corpus probably hold their reputations in high regard as good reputation equals better chance at promotion, Nef would probably disown Derf and delete all records of his existence from Corpus database. Which could actually make an interesting story arc as everything Derf does is an effort to get his dad to acknowledge him by becoming more like the beings that regularly prove themselves capable of annihilating all the staff and security of an entire Corpus station with just one of their own, let alone a full cell of four. Pity he sucks comically at it. And thats why we love him ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angius Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 NPC, not NPS. Sorry, typo. He is the embodiment of every father's worst nightmare- a failure at life, obsessed with his organization's mortal enemies, and makes a fool of himself trying to emulate said mortal enemies. Knowing the profitmongering Corpus probably hold their reputations in high regard as good reputation equals better chance at promotion, Nef would probably disown Derf and delete all records of his existence from Corpus database. Which could actually make an interesting story arc as everything Derf does is an effort to get his dad to acknowledge him by becoming more like the beings that regularly prove themselves capable of annihilating all the staff and security of an entire Corpus station with just one of their own, let alone a full cell of four. Pity he sucks comically at it. So much this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 I find this fitting to Derf's total failure habits. IMO. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Guy Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Oh god, not this again... I almost thought, that this was the relic of the past, like Badgers, or Gangnam Style... somebody say badgers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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