Justin_Case001 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way. Edited January 10, 2014 by Justin_Case001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuasarWolf Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Person A : Oh man do you ever heard of Real Life ? Person B : No. Where can i Download it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainei00 Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 What is the best nation? Donation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WingedSwine Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear Why aren't novice pirates very good at singing? They can't hit the high C's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpicD Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) What do you do once you have Rhino's credit card? [spoiler] You'd charge it of course [/spoiler] Edited January 29, 2014 by EpicD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EganMC Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 A slingshot was confiscated from class because it was a weapon of math disruption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Kanade__ Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
battlehotdog Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) what is green and kills you if it falls from a tree? a billiard table Edited January 29, 2014 by battlehotdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ground.Zero Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 This thread needs more class: Riddle Time! All things this devours: Birds, bees, trees, flowers. Gnaws iron, bites at steel, grounds whole moutains to meal. What am I? Time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrothingLoins Posted January 29, 2014 Author Share Posted January 29, 2014 I have issues with that riddle. Time alone does not wear away mountains. It is repeated exposure to moisture and high winds over time that wears down the mountains. If we put a mountain in a vacuum so it was subjected to time alone it would not experience any loss of material (assuming a dormant mountain with no volcanic activity). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenutReaper Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 The police arrested two boys earlier. One of them for stealing a battery and the other for stealing a firework. Apparently one was charged and the other was let off. What's green and red and spins around and around? A frog in a blender. What's big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater. If I have 15 apples in one hand and 20 in the other what do I have? Big hands. If I have 15 apples in one hand and 20 in the other what am I? A Liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnmann Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 DE will add lore and lessen grinding and farming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AscendantWyvern Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 How do you know a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more. You asked for bad jokes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netherwarrior333 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 ahh ahh i have joke if a chicked had horns it would be a bull and if i had horns i'll be a chicken you said bad jokes XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDrunkenGungan Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I have one: Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a minute. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. This is too good to be a bad joke....(MY SIDES) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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