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House Of Bad Puns


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That's right, folks! This thread will be dedicated to nothing but... You guessed it, bad puns!

 

Give us your worst puns! Ones that would make even Carlos proud (Or cringe)!

 

I'll start:

 

If we are Tenno, where are the other Nineno?

 

What the vay hek are you talking about?

"Did you hear what that crazy grineer guy did at the bar last night?"

"Yeah, I heard he just went up to De Thaym and kissed her"

"No man, he Leekter"

I know Shik Tal about puns, honestly.

If these puns get any worse I'll need an ambulas-nce

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This competition has too many small fries, Irish they'd just stop.

 

Does anybody else find potato puns apeeling?

 

But, before I myself stop. Does anyone know why potatoes are so manly? I hear they can grow a great mustarch.

 

I was watching Starch Trek earlier, and I wondered where space travel got it's roots. Turns out, Spudnik 1 was the origin. Just like a chip off the old block.

 

These potato puns are really something to boil over aren't they? 

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What the vay hek are you talking about?

"Did you hear what that crazy grineer guy did at the bar last night?"

"Yeah, I heard he just went up to De Thaym and kissed her"

"No man, he Leekter"

I know Shik Tal about puns, honestly.

If these puns get any worse I'll need an ambulas-nce

I would have Saryn-aded her.

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