Zuijin Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 We've all heard it: many times Greenirs would spam propaganda and insults to us, guilty of just slaughtering so little of them. Corpus and Infested do it too (maybe), but their gibberish and roars are unintelligible. By design, Tennos are silent as mountains and strong as the sky, but we all know that deep down, under the living metal of their frame, in the pitch black of their Void touched souls, Tennos are just humans: they breathe for sure and they speak (maybe). So, what do they say, during missions, what are their thoughts, in your opinions? Rules: Be cheesy and or awesome. We've already too many lame banters with bosses (Tel Rygor for instance). No bashing of other warframes: we're all brothers in arms here. *** Lotus: "This mission has four objectives, tennos..." Warframe 1: "We should split up" Warframe 2: "...Right, we can double our damage this way." Tennobrofist and a goremountain later, the mission was completed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobsplosion Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Tennos are just humans I'm actually like 90% sure we don't know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silraed Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 "Did I leave the greedy milk extractor on?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenutReaper Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 "More blood for the blood god" - Every single Nova/Rhino "I like it when they dance" - Banshee "And you get a CC, and you get a CC..." - Vauban "Hey guy's don't die in the second between my blessings" - Trinity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted April 20, 2014 Author Share Posted April 20, 2014 "More blood for the blood god" - Every single Nova/Rhino "I like it when they dance" - Banshee "And you get a CC, and you get a CC..." - Vauban "Hey guy's don't die in the second between my blessings" - Trinity I don't know why, but every time I see the Trinity Warframe I think is Retsu Unohana in disguise: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpicD Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Loki: No frame is faster then me! Rhino Prime with Helment: Think again child! Loki: You think cuz your a prime you get a speed buff Loki: Wait till my prime be faster then you! RhinoP: In 2015. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
residente Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Loki: No frame is faster then me! Rhino Prime with Helment: Think again child! Loki: You think cuz your a prime you get a speed buff Loki: Wait till my prime be faster then you! RhinoP: In 2015. Well both of them have 1.25 speed (Loki normal and Rinho Prime with speed helmet). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Ub3rM1k3 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Lotus: Other than you, I can't detect a single life form. Get to extraction. Excalibur: That's it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted April 20, 2014 Author Share Posted April 20, 2014 (edited) Less which warframe is best cheesy dialogue! Until a Greener is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherf**er in the Origin System. "If I moved to Sedna under Kela de Thaym command and train real hard for ten years. If my mom was wiped out by Corpus tech dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to really earn my prosthetics. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad. Sargas used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into the Tennos. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest motherf**er in System. The position is taken." Edited April 20, 2014 by Zuijin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpicD Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Well both of them have 1.25 speed (Loki normal and Rinho Prime with speed helmet). Loki should remain the fastest.... cuz loki master race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
residente Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Loki should remain the fastest.... cuz loki master race We still have perma invis and 400% extra melee dmg so F*** that noise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zirion_Bk Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Lotus: There's a high-priority target on this vessel. Take him out, but do not get detected. *Cell rushes through the mission, triggering the alarm* Lotus: Tenno, the target has been alerted of your position and has escaped. Be more careful so you do not trigger the alarm the next time. Rhino: This new game mode is too damn hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegioDamnus Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Less which warframe is best cheesy dialogue! Until a Greener is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherf**er in the Origin System. "If I moved to Sedna under Kela de Thaym command and train real hard for ten years. If my mom was wiped out by Corpus tech dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to really earn my prosthetics. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad. Sargas used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into the Tennos. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest motherf**er in System. The position is taken." Heh. I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) ^^ Edited May 1, 2014 by Zuijin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SniffYoBunnies Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Excalibur after defeating an army of Grineer: "I was hoping they had more reinforcements..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Doing a mission with a founder: "I hope Excalibur Prime Senpai notices me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlyKon Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Tenno Skoooooom http://prizescode.net/?ref=2d6FEwHxc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Sharp_Demonologist Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 (edited) Rhino: Wheres my Soma? Valkyr: I took it. Rhino: WHY! I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MY SOMA! D: Valkyr: because you’re a tank AND REAL TANKS USE EXPLOSIVES! EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!! Edited May 14, 2014 by The_Sharp_Demonologist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevangarCronox Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Excal Prime: "Guys! Look at me! I am so shiny!!!!" Excalibur: "Take your prime swag and get lost." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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