DecapitatingJim Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) Fact: I'm meant to be unscrewing something from the wall but I'm procrastinating on the internet. Another fact: Valkyr once tried to enter the space Olympics, but was disqualified after murdering the opposing Corpus teams. Edited May 1, 2014 by DecapitatingJim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) Oberon has a goat farm. They call him goat daddy. Excalibur enjoys looking at his own booty. Nekros is always happy. Mag is a closet sex maniac. If you read Doozy84's "Out of Frame", you'd get this. Sargas Ruk's day isn't complete with(out) delicious and nutritious Greedy Milk. Captain Vor is just being tsundere. Everyone knows he loves Yuikami. Vor x Yui forever. Alad V has a thing for female Tenno. He just masks it with hostility. I'm one of Darvo's first fangirls. Hell, maybe I am the first. Loved him since September 20, 2013, when his first deal came out. xD Oberon= Goatdaddy. Nekros= Bonedaddy... I glimpse a pattern here... Hydroid? Roaring Rampage of Revenge is the sound of Valkyr footsteps. She steps, and her feet roar. Have you seen the Ash Prime? No? It's because he's been backstabbed already by vanilla Ash. He will not be forgotten like the others. Edited May 1, 2014 by Zuijin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) TENTADADDY Or Octodaddy. Give him a Flux Rifle, paint it black and he's ninja Dr. Octogonapus from the future. O o /¯¯/_o___o___o___o____o__ \__\¯¯o¯¯¯o¯¯¯¯¯¯o¯¯¯¯¯¯0 IT'S CANON NAOW! Edit: bonus double standard Give him a pink phage, and he's the nightmare spawn from the depths of tumblr. There are some who calls him... TIM. Btw, we've so much "Ash master ninja backstabber elite" going around, but it's just the little me who use Ash as the ultimate melee warframe? Without a primary weapon, and using his ultimate only as a way to recharge his shields with impunity? Edited May 1, 2014 by Zuijin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 I've heard they play poker together every second Wednesday of the month... How'd you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted May 1, 2014 Author Share Posted May 1, 2014 Because I'm Batman Prime. So I'm Ash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 TENTADADDY Or Octodaddy. Hydroid... Octodaddy... HEAD CANON ACCEPTED: Warframe takes place in the Dadliest Catch universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritishBob Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Excalibur was once know as the super hero Flash, but had to retire after becoming a blinding success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 It's the Grineer. That is all I have to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 No sorry, it's the Corpus. Definitely the Corpus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 No no no...you don't understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 No no no...you don't understand -snip But Darvo does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheImmortalHotDog Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Everyone who comments here is sexy. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 Yeah... but no wiggle please. We already have pink phages and hydroid here: thread carefully! The Rakta Syandana is the proof of our success in liberating hostages and their love of us. And how do they love to undress for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Fact: Blocking with a melee weapon blocks everything. EVERYTHING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Strayed- Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Fact: I'm a founder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath_Of_Chrysalis Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Frost decided to rip the faceplate off of a Corrupted Lancer one day and put it on himself. He was then known as Frost Prime. Kela de Thaym has a tube going up her nose. She uses it to build Rollers. The Brakk is just a Bronco shoved into an orange pepper. Councilor Vay Hek is a potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Councilor Vay Hek when in terra form is a turkey. Facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted May 3, 2014 Author Share Posted May 3, 2014 Not only Tennos get hammered in their Warframe. We're so awesome, we can even have skin on skin action with it on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Stalker is a pushover for mid-high end Tenno.... True Facts :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted May 3, 2014 Author Share Posted May 3, 2014 Stalker is a pushover for mid-high end Tenno.... True Facts :D As I've discovered myself... "OMGFS! STALKER ON ME!" two Othos Prime *@##$slap later... "Oh look... Hate bp!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted May 4, 2014 Author Share Posted May 4, 2014 For Halloween, Tennos dress up as Lephantis... using pieces from the real one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted May 5, 2014 Author Share Posted May 5, 2014 Tennos don't sleep. They slide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)batman200087 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) Loki knows about Excalibur and Nyxs "Training sessions".Even snuck in and stayed invisible watching...while eating His loki charms.(see warmeme thread.PURE GOLD. Hydroid is Davey jones father."I AM YOUR FATHER" has new meaning. Excalibur sets up "Practice skills" sessions with Nyx.Always slash dashes away when asked about it. Volt is secretly Cole Mcgrath. Ash is Delsin rowe in disguise. Trinity is lobster queen. (Good lord that kne made me cry, good job OP) Rhino plays as the charger on left 4 dead 2, along with loki as the hunter. Zephyr crashes into the squad HQ on a daily basis. Saryn has been buying whips alot lately. Frost has an obsession with the Movie Frozen.Has let it go as his ringtone. Edited July 17, 2014 by (PS4)batman200087 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4G3NT_0R4NG3 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 If you look deeply into Hydroid's Undertow, you will see a reflection of the first level of Dark Sector. A giant sea monster lives behind the darkened windows in the Orokin Derelicts. Hydroid, Mirage, Zephyr, and Trinity have no immortal skins (at least according to the wiki.) A Rhino Prime with the Arcane Vanguard helmet will have the same movement speed as Loki. You can kill your team mates if you receive a radiation proc from the lasers in the void. If your sentinel has Coolant Leak equipped and it receives a radiation proc, you will be slowed until either you or your sentinel dies. 0-100% of Zephyr users want a Zephyr Proto-Armor skin that makes her look like the original fan concept. Start a petition already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuijin Posted August 26, 2014 Author Share Posted August 26, 2014 If you look deeply into Hydroid's Undertow, you will see a reflection of the first level of Dark Sector. A giant sea monster lives behind the darkened windows in the Orokin Derelicts. Hydroid, Mirage, Zephyr, and Trinity have no immortal skins (at least according to the wiki.) A Rhino Prime with the Arcane Vanguard helmet will have the same movement speed as Loki. You can kill your team mates if you receive a radiation proc from the lasers in the void. If your sentinel has Coolant Leak equipped and it receives a radiation proc, you will be slowed until either you or your sentinel dies. 0-100% of Zephyr users want a Zephyr Proto-Armor skin that makes her look like the original fan concept. Start a petition already! Booo! Too Serious! Also: But let's add some madness again.... If you have 2 cents and Mirage have 2 cents, she has more cents than you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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