Taking Care Of Your Kubrow: A Doge Owner's Handbook!

[Tesseract_The_Pariah]

Welcome, [Tenno]!

 

We here at Lotus labs congratulate you on your recent acquisition of one of our products, the Kubrow! 

Kubrows make great pets!  They are loyal, loving, and protective!  They're quite hardy, and are affectionate and quite low maintainence!

 

Part 1: Basic Care for your Kubrow

First of all, we should cover feeding and watering your Kubrow. 

Kubrows enjoy a diet of Nano Spores and Alloy Plates!  Nano spores are full of protein and fiber, and are a more efficient and easily transportable source of food compared to meat.  Alloy Plates are also much easier to acquire than the cybernetic implants that grineer and corpus often have implanted, and encourage healhy bones, teeth, and nails.

As for watering, their hardy immune and digestive systems allow them to drink from most any source, sans industrial waste!  Yes, this means you'll need to keep an ample supply of water for your Kubrow on missions to Ceres!  Or, perhaps, simply take time to allow your Kubrow to get nourishment from nearby Grineer, since their kidneys and stomachs can easily get the water out of blood. 

 

For Grooming, the best method is to gently stroke tailwards in most areas using a brush, which you can make yourself from a few components such as alloy plates and polymer bundles.  The blueprint was included in our starter kit!

 

Part 2: Taking your Kubrow on Missions

 

Kubrows are on a level of physical prowess similar to an Excalibur model frame user.  Thanks to their prehensile feet, they are able to keep up with you even when you wall run to areas that require high agility, and can even keep latched onto Ziplines! 

 

Domesticated Kubrows are more than capable of actually contributing to combat, due to their metallic skeletons and strong muscles.  Their hardy biology is designed to take physical trauma with little trouble, and if they get injured no need to worry, standard healing orbs work on them as well. 

If your Kubrow gets injured, simply allow them a day of off time to recuperate in a healing tank.

This concludes the starter's manual on caring for your Kubrow!  We here at Lotus Labs wish you the best luck with your new friend!

[9IR_nullfield]

They eat Nano Spores? No mongrel's going to eat MY Nano Spores.

[Shinobi-kun]

My taco spores. 

[letir]

You didn't even talk about Ferrite diet? How can your keep his fur in good condition?

[KeepOnFlowing]

This is great, but its missing 2 things.....where do we let Kubrows sleep and where do they go to the bathroom?

[Tesseract_The_Pariah]

You didn't even talk about Ferrite diet? How can your keep his fur in good condition?

Actually, you're thinking of Gallium supplements for a more shining sheen.

[Tesseract_The_Pariah]

This is great, but its missing 2 things.....where do we let Kubrows sleep and where do they go to the bathroom?

Do you really want to know?

[KeepOnFlowing]

Do you really want to know?

Good point..........no, not really.

Edited May 17, 2014 by BecomeLikeWater

[SquirmyBurrito]

The ultimate question is can they be litter box trained? If not I think I'll hold off until DE gives us (living) orokin kitties.

[ss4chris]

 this belongs in general discussion why?

[KeepOnFlowing]

 this belongs in general discussion why?

Because its accurately AWESOME!

Edited May 17, 2014 by BecomeLikeWater

[UmamiSalami]

The ultimate question is can they be litter box trained? If not I think I'll hold off until DE gives us (living) orokin kitties.

DONT YOU DARE BRING UP THOSE KITTENS AGAIN! ;-;

Edited May 17, 2014 by LeviathanRise

[ss4chris]

Because its accurately awesome.

not really. its a waste and belongs in off topic.  UNtil you can actually Own a Kubrow/ theres  no relevance of this thread.

[OptimumBow0]

Until you can actually own a Kubrow, this thread is of no relevance.

Yep, this should be in Players Helping Players.

[ThePoopHunter]

not really. its a waste and belongs in off topic.  UNtil you can actually Own a Kubrow/ theres  no relevance of this thread.

aaand asides from acting like a #$&(%, your post has no relevance. let the mods do their job.

[Renegade343]

So what about those morphics/Control Modules?

[Flamed]

Should I be walking him everyday?

[Babellon]

What about dojo training, I dont want him tearing up my fountains or those new tapestries i put up. is there a training school i can send him to?

[SniffYoBunnies]

Can I make him have babies? *u*

[rangeless]

Would be badass to have an army of hounds to sick on enemies. Dogframe, DE. DO IT!

[WildcatAU]

Imagine if we could play fetch with them, So cute! i would just do that in my Dojo for hours hehe

[Scabbard]

  What if when we are eventually able to get Kubrows, we start off with a "puppy" Kubrow instead of just waiting for the foundry to piece them together with nuts, bolts, nano spores and argon crystals(probably). As a "puppy" we would be able to have limited interactions with it such as playing with it in dojos. After some time the puppy would grow to the full sized Kubrow we can bring into missions with us to help out. They could add a way to rush their growth such as a special food or some kind of growth hormone(because it sounds more sciency) bought using platinum or even make an item that stunts growth and keeps it as a puppy. Without the rush item we would have to wait for however long the build time would be(probably somewhere in-between twelve hours to a week). If it does end up like this it probably won't be applied until well after because most of us(including myself) probably don't want to extend the release date any longer than needed.