Renegade343 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Tenno walks over pie, slips and break neck. Downed, no teammate to save them. Death by pie. Revive. Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticMoss Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Well, a normal pie would not be able to stand up to 686.7N from an average human (70kg * 9.81 ms^-2 = 686.7N), since the structural integrity of the pie is quite weak, so the Tenno wins by simply stepping on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nachoguy5 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 The pie has a bomb in it, pie wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElHefe Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Pie, in reality being an infinite transcendental number is totally at peace with itself and is thus completely unruffled by the puny Tenno who expire after eons of being ignored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9tailboy Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 OR THEY COULD HAVE A BABY! PIEFRAME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchrodingersKitteh Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 (edited) Pie, in reality being an infinite transcendental number is totally at peace with itself and is thus completely unruffled by the puny Tenno who expire after eons of being ignored ahh but that's Pi, but a Pi flavored Pie would win hands down. though technically it would be a never ending Pie :p Edited July 16, 2014 by SchrodingersKitteh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboticApplesWithLasers Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 1. is the pie in a robot? YES go to 2. NO go to 3 2. pie dies 3. is the pie's intention to avoid being consumed. YES go to4 NO go to 5 4. tenno can not eat pie, pie wins go to 6 5. is the pie a bomb going to go off at sunset? YES go to 7 NO go to 8 6. valkyr gets pissed and murders pie 7. tenno leave a planet that is nearing sunset they stay in daylight never to find the illusive moonlit jadeleaf. 8. is the pie not listed above? YES go to 9. NO go to 1 9. IS the reader a hipster? Yes go to 10, NO go to 11 10. i like your scarf 11. you liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIOT Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Tenno eats pie.Tenno becomes addicted to pie.Tenno becomes fat.Tenno can no longer do missions because he/she has became too fat.Tenno spends all their remaining credits on pie.Tenno becomes depressed. Eats because he/she is sad, and is sad because she/he eats.Tenno is out of credits.Tenno starts to get motivated."click"begin workout montage.8 months later.Tenno is ready for action, however, Tenno sold his/her weapons for pie.Tenno decides to bite the nail and go in with barehanded only.So far so good.Tenno has one room left to clear."chuck norris kick to the door sending it flying through the room killing the last 2 grineer".Tenno starts to scavenge for credits.Tenno stops...he/she sees it...one of the grineer...was baking pie..."no... it can't be..... When did the grineer get this sophisticated" ...tenno leaves the room and heads straight for the extract."flicker"...."flicker"Tenno: "NO NOT NOW"Stalker "I AM YOUR RECKONING".Begin epic battle.Tenno is losing.Tenno "S#&$ S#&$!! S#&$!!!".... (no more health orbs)Tenno remembers about the pie...Tenno sprints...Tenno makes it to the pie room.Tenno grabs pie."twaang, shhhhhhhhh, thunk"Tenno looks down. arrow through chest.Tenno turns around.Stalker: "There is no salvation for your crime". Tenno slowly looks at pie, smiles. "nom...."."shhhhhhHHH SLICE".Tenno has been cut in half from second arrow.Stalker "Was it worth it Tenno... Was the pie worth it"To answer your question... stalker wins.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwurty566 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 The pie belongs to prodman, and he does not like other people eating/destroying his pies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Neither, they both settle their differences to face a bigger evil... Bigger Pie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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