Corrupt A Wish

[SolluxCaptorTA]

Granted. It's too sticky to press.

 

I wish you'd notice I was wishing for it to be corrupted, not to be uncorrupted.

[CrazyCanadian24]

Granted, but... f**k it, I've got nothing.

 

I wish I knew how to corrupt SolluxCaptorTA's wish.

[SolluxCaptorTA]

Granted. Your mind implodes from the knowledge.

 

I wish for the glory of youth that glowed in his soul.

[Ghost333]

Granted. But you become an old man, with barely enough bone strength to do anything youthful.

I wish for Dual Glaives

[SolluxCaptorTA]

Granted. They replace your arms.

 

I wish for worlds peace. (No typo)

[Ghost333]

Granted. Everything in the universe falls asleep forever. Including the universe itself.

I wish that someone else would wish for something and that their wish gets corrupted.

[SolluxCaptorTA]

Granted. CrazyCanadian24 now knows how to corrupt my wish.

 

I wish for a ham.

[CrazyCanadian24]

Granted. It's gone stale.

 

I wish people would think of more interesting things to wish for.

[crow-k]

Granted, Everyone can now think of interesting things to wish for but you.

 

 

 

I wish for beautiful mermaids to dance with.

[CrazyCanadian24]

Granted, but they're the mermaids from PotC 4

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us2yrXsOUV0

 

I wish I had a Rolls Royce.

[FluffyBunnySlippers]

Granted, but it's made by matchbox.

 

I wish more people would come to the realization that we are all one race, and that external differences don't actually matter a damn.

[corpseshock]

Granted. Ugly chicks get banged more frequently by you now.

 

I wish i could sleep 8 hours straight without waking up to the sound of coughing, snoring, hammering, drilling, kids laughing, kids crying, dogs barking and/or birds making a @(*()$ rave in the bushes in front of my bedrooms window.

[SolluxCaptorTA]

Granted. You are moved to the wilds of Australia, where the only thing waking you up is the wildlife-the deadly, deadly wildlife.

 

I wish that I could fly in a similar manner to a helicopter.

[Ghost333]

Granted, but you break your leg mid-flight and crash.

I wish that I could put people I hate into a world similar to that of Don't Starve

[Izchi]

Granted, but they raised an army of obedient were-pigs.

 

I wish Shin Megami Tensei 4 came out sooner.

[Doforcash]

Granted, u get bore of it sooner, and wish for the part 5 sooner (well u knew this gonna happen, admit it).

 

I wish for a 5th skill im Every Warframe ( or atleast apassive skill for Every Warframe hit)

Edited May 19, 2013 by Doforcash

[SolluxCaptorTA]

Granted. Every ability is a rickroll.

 

I wish for no pop ups.

[yuikami]

Granted, but you'll receive direct mails to your inbox

I wish Captain Vor would give himself to me.

[SolluxCaptorTA]

Granted. He is the worst lover ever.

 

I wish Vauban would marry me.

[Ghost333]

Granted, but DE takes him out of the game before you can tie the knot.

I wish for anything out of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy universe.

[SolluxCaptorTA]

Granted. You get a brick from the wrecked home of the protagonist, thrown at your face.

 

I wish for something I won't tell you.

[CrazyCanadian24]

Granted. Since I have no idea what you want, I give you a ballpoint pen.

 

I wish sticky keys didn't exist.

[Kripnex]

Granted. Neither the function nor the keys themselves exist anymore.

 

I wish I had two wishes.

[SolluxCaptorTA]

Granted. Both wishes can only be used for committing suicide.

 

I wish I had the tenacity and courage of a honey badger.

[Doforcash]

Granted, u become a honey badger and unable to Play any game again

 

I Wish Corpus and Infestor has many look like Grinner (1 Grinner may look differ than other, but 1 Corpus or Infester are alway's the same)