SFkenny Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted, but everyone who sees you Moonwalk will think you're a child molester. I wish for a Banshee Helmet. Seriously. It's been a damn month. GIVE IT TO ME ALREADY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. I know dat feel, so no corruption this time. I wish I had enough money to upgrade my computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. Someone steals it later and donates it to a charity for the removal of computers all over the world.I wish for multiple personality disorder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. The government develops a new treatment for it and makes it mandatory. I wish I had the means to get more out of my life :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svbz3r0 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted, but you got too much. Now your life is boring. I wish I could turn invisible and travel to any point in spacetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix86 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted, you re-appear inside a wall and... well you know how these things go... I wish the new Warframe will have awesome skills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted, but the enegy requiqe for each skill IS TOO DAM HIGH. and people play the new one less due to TO MUCH TO HANDLE. I wish Phoenix86 wish above (without corruption) came true :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Climaxstriker Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Not granted, because if we just granted wishes un-corrupted then what would be the point of corrupting a wish? I wish there would be a rule to prevent people from wishing uncorrupted wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix86 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted, the first one is yours! (what have i said?) I wish a fresh beer tonight, i'm really tired... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffyBunnySlippers Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted, but you fall asleep and your beer is drunk by a passing badger. I wish I had some meatballs for my pasta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted, but they're made of spam. I wish for a paradox to ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. The paradox destroys the universe (haven't you been paying attention to previous paradox posts?)I wish for LASERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. You'll be receiving them all shortly, painfully and lethally. I wish for some dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. I poison it. I wish I had a perfectly normal strip of BACON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. It is given to you by Hannibal Lecter, who then eats you. I wish I knew what to wish for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 granted, u can star by give me that wish plz Now i wish there was a Block/Reflect Mod bullet in Warframe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Granted, but the mod cost is TOO DAMN HIGH! I wish Bronies would stop shoving MLP down my throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Granting. They shove it up your a** now. I wish DE would be more awesome. (Impossible, I know.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Ungranted, since u lack of believe of your wish (obviously), so they'll keep remind this cool I wish Vaban can be obtiand by farm some planted boss( Like Eroupia, that planted has no boss yet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Climaxstriker Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 (edited) Granted but the boss is your Ex.... I wish I could freeze myself so i didn't have to wait for something awesome. Edited May 18, 2013 by Climaxstriker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Granted. It goes wrong, and you end up frozen for eternity. I wish I had a better trigger finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Granted. Your perception of better shifts so that worse is better and you mutilate your finger, making it better to you. You then methodically wreck your life, all to make it "better". I wish I had infinite platinum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Granted. You are quickly crushed and/or vaporized by the weight of an infinite or near-infinite amount of platinum falling on top of you. I wish I had a $10 CAD bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Granted. It is given to you pasted to the front of an armed nuclear warhead. I wish that this wish would be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 STOP WISHING FOR YOUR WISH TO NOT BE CORRUPTED. IT AIN'T FUNNY ANYMORE. I wish my keyboard had a special "abort thread" button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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