zooke90909 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, every time you start up Warframe A ninja sneaks into your house and tries to kill you. I wish that People would Worship the Holy Apple With me. (The Food) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, now billions of people surround your house trying to take the Holy Apple away from you. There will be blood. I wish everytime I start up Warframe, a bunch of well experienced, master ninja guard and serve me as their Sensei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Strayed- Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, but now they are going to mollest you. I wish I had a million platinum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, but then you use it all up to buy nothing. I wish my Ninja servants would be less forceful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegioDamnus Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted. They are only 99% trash now. I wish that crafting specters didn't require conclave points ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, now they require tons of platinum. I wish for gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, but it's now worthless and looks bad. I wish North Korea would come and take over Russia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, Now it's WWIII and nobody survives. I wish I had an idea that would revolutionize the whole world and then die in a hilarious way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, the whole world has died. I wish I got wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, but you end up flying into the sun and burning to a crisp. I wish Stealth attacks were a guranteed kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, the Greneer and Corpus will now go invisible and Stealth Attack you. I wish I was a Rich zooke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted now everyone else is 1000000x more richer than you. I wish I got more than one maxed vitality from that defense mission before the fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewsitine Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, everyone but you gets legendary cores x 2 for ever post you have posted I wish for an indestructible banana to fly into a j3 golem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, the banana flies into the J3 Golem's eating hole. I wish for x men days of future past to come out sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 (edited) Granted but the movie sucked soo much that Marvel goes bankrupt and Stan Lee commits suicide. I wish I was a train. Edited May 3, 2014 by genthis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, your are the Hype-Trains Cousin, the Rape-Train. I wish that I had real friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, you are friends with people that murders people for the hell of it. but hey, they are quite frankly friendly to you. I wish I wasn't the Rape Train anymore... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
achromos Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, you are friends with people that murders people for the hell of it. but hey, they are quite frankly friendly to you. I wish I wasn't the Rape Train anymore... :( Wish granted you are now a nobody, nobody knows who you are for better or worse I wish that I could play the next Elder Scrolls game right now. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, The next Elder Scrolls game was rushed and has horrible lore and graphics that are beyond repair. I wish there was a way to stop corrupting myself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, you are now dead. I wish that I had more Sprite/7up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted. But in actuality it is water. I wish my toe stopped hurting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, now every toe, but that one, is in major pain. I wish that my Sprite wasn't water, but in fact sprite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted. But now that water has become arsenic. I wish my wish was actually granted but with no repercussions added onto it whatsoever. and this include corruption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zooke90909 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, you have crashed the game, making this no longer playable because you broke it. I wish I had some food in-front of me. (To lazy XD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted. But now you have the midas touch. So it all turns to gold and you can't eat it. I wish i was dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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