Yezzik Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 This took longer than it should have, but I was determined to get it done after watching Prime Time 46. Blame Megan if you must. :P --- Oh, my, god. Megan, look at Glen's gun. It is so big. [scoff] It looks like one of those full-size shotguns. But, you know, who ever uses shotguns? [scoff] I never take them, because, my Sweeper uses those mods, 'kay? I mean, that Brakk, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so powerful, it's like, strong, I mean— gross. Look! It's just so... OP! I like shotguns and I can not lie You other tenno can't deny That when a Nyx shows up with a Boar in your face And a Pyrana just in case You get owned, wanna pull out your Dread 'Cause you're loving them crits of red Thanks to your chaining Void runs Got six forma in all your guns Oh baby, I wanna grind witcha I'll never ditch ya My clanmates love that Boltor But this Hek I got helps me to slaughter Ooh, latest Prime gear You say you gonna kill more mobs? Well, 'scuse me, 'scuse me But I ain't that average newbie I put the boot in When I get to shootin' I got style, speed Gotta keep up to succeed I'm tired of rifle types Sayin' Soma or go home Take the average shotgun and mod it right It's gonna ruin their night So, tenno! (Yeah!) Tenno! (Yeah!) Has your shotgun got the goods? (Hell yeah!) Gotta shoot it! (Shoot it!) Shoot it! (Shoot it!) Shoot your favourite gun! Baby got Brakk! Baby got Brakk! I like to fight, up close And when it's me an' my bros I just can't help myself, I'm doin' mad parkour Check your waypoint marker I wanna run that Vault And yeah, Vicious Spread, yeah, yeah I ain't talkin' bout Heavy Cal Cause rifle mods go to my Dethcube pal I want it up close an' personal So grab your Strun or Phage And gird your rage We're gearin' up to engage So I'm lookin' at all our foes Crazy armies comin' to blows You can have them armies I'll keep killing my enemies A word to the guys like Darvo, now son you're my bro But betrayal's a no-go If you sell me out to your dad Frohd Bek Your faces I'll wreck This gun got some awesome tech From the guys sent by Vay Hek 'Cause them G3 think I'm so weak Cause I fight like hide and seek But they're wrong, cause I'm strong An' I got the gun from this song So, Grineer! (Yeah!) Grineer! (Yeah) If you still think I'm just playin' here (Yeah!) Then come along! Prove me wrong! Bring the strongest of your strong Baby got Brakk! Baby got Brakk! So your girlfriend rolls an Ember, bringin' aerial death with Zephyr But Zephyr ain't built for melee, not like the badass Valkyr Her Hysteria will kill you Nothing you can do, to Stop all the close-range murder She hits like a steel girder Some brothers wanna play with Rhino And hide behind their skin of gold But it's just there for protection 'Fraid I have to raise an objection Some players say we're bad But I just think they're mad! See our playstyles differ so you'd better not bicker Just 'cause our damage ain't bigger To the weaker names on the lista' frames: 'Fraid you ain't my style! Give me a tank, without swank An' all the enemies I'll shank! I don't hate rifles, no Got a pimped out Soma, bro It's great but it's not my style Want a change once in a while So tenno, if you love your gun, Don't have to explain to no one Dial 0800-DPS And kick that damage out Baby got Brakk! Baby got Brakk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestral9999 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 S#&$ was tight yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lagomorf Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 So true. Much story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I love this. Someone please record this. PLEASE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzatuw Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I love this. Someone please record this. PLEASE!!!! Gambino? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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