[Song] Baby Got Brakk

[Yezzik]

This took longer than it should have, but I was determined to get it done after watching Prime Time 46.

Blame Megan if you must. :P

 

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Oh, my, god. Megan, look at Glen's gun.

It is so big. [scoff]

It looks like one of those full-size shotguns.

But, you know, who ever uses shotguns? [scoff]

I never take them, because, my Sweeper uses those mods, 'kay?

I mean, that Brakk, is just so big.

I can't believe it's just so powerful, it's like, strong, I mean— gross. Look!

It's just so... OP!

 

I like shotguns and I can not lie

You other tenno can't deny

That when a Nyx shows up with a Boar in your face

And a Pyrana just in case

You get owned, wanna pull out your Dread

'Cause you're loving them crits of red

Thanks to your chaining Void runs

Got six forma in all your guns

Oh baby, I wanna grind witcha

I'll never ditch ya

My clanmates love that Boltor

But this Hek I got helps me to slaughter

Ooh, latest Prime gear

You say you gonna kill more mobs?

Well, 'scuse me, 'scuse me

But I ain't that average newbie

I put the boot in

When I get to shootin'

I got style, speed

Gotta keep up to succeed

I'm tired of rifle types

Sayin' Soma or go home

Take the average shotgun and mod it right

It's gonna ruin their night

So, tenno! (Yeah!) Tenno! (Yeah!)

Has your shotgun got the goods? (Hell yeah!)

Gotta shoot it! (Shoot it!) Shoot it! (Shoot it!)

Shoot your favourite gun!

Baby got Brakk!

 

Baby got Brakk!

 

I like to fight, up close

And when it's me an' my bros

I just can't help myself, I'm doin' mad parkour

Check your waypoint marker

I wanna run that Vault

And yeah, Vicious Spread, yeah, yeah

I ain't talkin' bout Heavy Cal

Cause rifle mods go to my Dethcube pal

I want it up close an' personal

So grab your Strun or Phage

And gird your rage

We're gearin' up to engage

So I'm lookin' at all our foes

Crazy armies comin' to blows

You can have them armies

I'll keep killing my enemies

A word to the guys like Darvo, now son you're my bro

But betrayal's a no-go

If you sell me out to your dad Frohd Bek

Your faces I'll wreck

This gun got some awesome tech

From the guys sent by Vay Hek

'Cause them G3 think I'm so weak

Cause I fight like hide and seek

But they're wrong, cause I'm strong

An' I got the gun from this song

So, Grineer! (Yeah!) Grineer! (Yeah)

If you still think I'm just playin' here (Yeah!)

Then come along! Prove me wrong!

Bring the strongest of your strong

Baby got Brakk!

 

Baby got Brakk!

 

So your girlfriend rolls an Ember, bringin' aerial death with Zephyr

But Zephyr ain't built for melee, not like the badass Valkyr

Her Hysteria will kill you

Nothing you can do, to

Stop all the close-range murder

She hits like a steel girder

Some brothers wanna play with Rhino

And hide behind their skin of gold

But it's just there for protection

'Fraid I have to raise an objection

Some players say we're bad

But I just think they're mad!

See our playstyles differ so you'd better not bicker

Just 'cause our damage ain't bigger

To the weaker names on the lista' frames:

'Fraid you ain't my style!

Give me a tank, without swank

An' all the enemies I'll shank!

I don't hate rifles, no

Got a pimped out Soma, bro

It's great but it's not my style

Want a change once in a while

So tenno, if you love your gun,

Don't have to explain to no one

Dial 0800-DPS

And kick that damage out

Baby got Brakk!

Baby got Brakk!

[Kestral9999]

S#&$ was tight yo.

[Lagomorf]

So true. Much story.

[Imaru]

I love this. Someone please record this. PLEASE!!!!

[izzatuw]

I love this. Someone please record this. PLEASE!!!!

Gambino?