(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 It's been over a month since I saw them last, back when my weapons were too weak to fight them, I had seen them 5 or 6 times, losing, or fleeing every fight. Today I decided, "I'm gonna kill them." I went through Grineer mission after mission, invasion after invasion (with everything level 30) then, I see an invasion, on Pluto, corpus were offering a raw potato, the Grineer, 25,000 credits, so naturally, because my hate for the Grineer, I choose to support Corpus. After I had finished my 3rd run through that invasion, my Scoliac was done building, so I equip it, for my 4th run through, not using it of course, the enemies were well over rank 30. Keeping my Dread close by, just in case assassins get hungry for blood, I start killing the army of Grineer, invading Pluto, a little over halfway through, I see a yellow light circling around me, "Yes" I say, "You are finally here." I wait, in a room, with my back to the wall, and I see the one with the shield, make his way toward me, I take a shot with my Dread, dealing surprisingly low damage (I've pulled 95k red crit with it before) I decide screw it, time to extract. I run, I get stopped by an eviscerator, who will not move, I kill him, and continue to run, until I find myself in a cavernous room, I jump to the bottom, and make my way back up, I turn to see where the G3 are, and shield guy, is on a walkway above me, I take a shot, another, and another, until he finally dies, then shotgun-thing-guy, I rinse and repeat, then the last on shows up, 'Leektar' or something like that, he falls, not moving, hits the ground, continues to not move, so I kill him. I have finally exacted my revenge on these bastards, "you can join Stalky, under the title of My B***h" I go over to where each of them die, I get a Brakk receiver, and two neurodes. "Where is split chamber? Or quick thinking?" RNGsus, in his satanic ways, decided to not give me mods, I so rightfully deserved, after waiting this long for revenge. If you've made it this far, thank you, and may you join me, on my quest for the death of RNG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegenuinebuzz Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 You think RNG is bad? I lost a game of Russian roulette! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboDoge Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 But did it blend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 6, 2014 Author Share Posted November 6, 2014 You think RNG is bad? I lost a game of Russian roulette! But did it blend? I don't see how either of these comments, have anything remotely close, to do with my OP... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ropefish- Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 I don't see how either of these comments, have anything remotely close, to do with my OP... just trolls/funny guys :p the first is about a game wer-- its easier to google it but the spawns for them are so low that RNG would have to bless you. but yea gg op! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.__Chiyo__. Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 that quite a story >:DI never beat them before, last time that i met them they come when Im in mobie defene mission. and they or something just detory my misson before i can kill all of them. ( i kill 1 of them already) :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLordX2 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 In Soviet, Russia G3 farms you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 7, 2014 Author Share Posted November 7, 2014 In Soviet, Russia G3 farms you. Pluto is not Soviet Russia :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volume Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Great post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboDoge Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Pluto is not Soviet Russia :P In Soviet Russia, Pluto is comrade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 7, 2014 Author Share Posted November 7, 2014 In Soviet Russia, Pluto is comrade. Then let the farming continue, I want my Brakk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 In Soviet Russia, Pluto is comrade. In Greek Mythology, Pluto is a god In Disney, Pluto is a dog Dog backwards is goD. Coincedence? I think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 7, 2014 Author Share Posted November 7, 2014 In Greek Mythology, Pluto is a god In Disney, Pluto is a dog Dog backwards is goD. Coincedence? I think not. Fallout New Vegas dlc confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboDoge Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Fallout New Vegas dlc confirmed. More like Half Life 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 7, 2014 Author Share Posted November 7, 2014 More like Half Life 3. Red Dead Redemption 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 (edited) Red Dead Redemption 2. Super Smash Bros. DLC: Goku confirmed Edited November 7, 2014 by LazerSkink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelGuardcc Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 this got derailed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 7, 2014 Author Share Posted November 7, 2014 this got derailed This not even a train anymore XD But I still hate RNGsus with a burning passion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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