jwapplephobia Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Here we will learn true facts, about the John Prodman. The Prodman is like a little buckethead with a freakishly long zappyzap stick and who will run really really fast. Now when John was a little boy, his momma gave him a holy stick that could kill anything on contact. To help you understand what being touched by this feels like, imagine yourself getting touched by a holy stick that could kill anything on contact. That is how the Phorid did. (What? That doesn't even make any sense. You can't just compare something to itself, that's stupid.) Anyways, John promptly stuck it in a MOA. When his momma came back from work, she asked what he had done with the holy stick. "Nothing", he replied. She saw the stick in the MOA but when she pulled it out it had already been deformed into a Prova. She gave John the Prova as a reminder of his stupidity, and that day he became a man. Just remember, if you ever see a bucket-headed god wildly swinging a glowstick, you should run. Really fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 John Prodman doesn't sleep, he waits....to be called in by the Corpus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I read all of this in the true facts guy's voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander_Pancakes Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Here we will learn true facts, about the John Prodman. The Prodman is like a little buckethead with a freakishly long zappyzap stick and who will run really really fast. Now when John was a little boy, his momma gave him a holy stick that could kill anything on contact. To help you understand what being touched by this feels like, imagine yourself getting touched by a holy stick that could kill anything on contact. That is how the Phorid did. (What? That doesn't even make any sense. You can't just compare something to itself, that's stupid.) Anyways, John promptly stuck it in a MOA. When his momma came back from work, she asked what he had done with the holy stick. "Nothing", he replied. She saw the stick in the MOA but when she pulled it out it had already been deformed into a Prova. She gave John the Prova as a reminder of his stupidity, and that day he became a man. Just remember, if you ever see a bucket-headed god wildly swinging a glowstick, you should run. Really fast. Someone is watching too much zefrank, me thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 john prodman doesn't need armor or shields, everyone will be dead before they get off one shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 12, 2014 Author Share Posted November 12, 2014 John Prodman once went to the Void, he corrupted the Tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 John Prodman fought the law....And won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 john prodman brought himself into the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenno10499 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 John Prodman doesn't pray to God. God prays to John Prodman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 death knows that if it approaches John Prodman that it would die instead. John Prodman will blow the paradox away as if it was nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwapplephobia Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Someone is watching too much zefrank, me thinks. I kinda failed at doing his style. Couldn't get the comparison thing right, and also no giant animal reproductive organs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 I kinda failed at doing his style. Couldn't get the comparison thing right, and also no giant animal reproductive organs. John Prodman is dis-pleased with your lack of stating true facts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 18, 2014 Author Share Posted November 18, 2014 John Prodman forces the out of bounds to extract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agentcheese Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 I once smashed A corrupted so hard that he flew from the bottom floor of an orokin room to the very top level and stayed there. but that was when I was using my rhino frame and jat kitag.... i dream of the day when.... no IF I can swing like john prodman can. so many times I have hunted the phorids but never have I killed them in one hit like john did.... when I hold the prova it is a limp sad sad little weapon... sparking faintly in my hands. in sadness I have sold away the weapon to darvo telling him to give it a better home... I have been gifted the mighty prova vandal by the lotus for foiling alad V's plans.... yet it is still so dim compared to the mighty &#! busting stick that is johns weapon... so I train with the arbiters and work with the corpus so that one day if I ever meet of even see the master of the prova my head does not explode on the spot for lack of awesomeness.... (salutes by touching forehead with prova) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 19, 2014 Author Share Posted November 19, 2014 I once smashed A corrupted so hard that he flew from the bottom floor of an orokin room to the very top level and stayed there. but that was when I was using my rhino frame and jat kitag.... i dream of the day when.... no IF I can swing like john prodman can. so many times I have hunted the phorids but never have I killed them in one hit like john did.... when I hold the prova it is a limp sad sad little weapon... sparking faintly in my hands. in sadness I have sold away the weapon to darvo telling him to give it a better home... I have been gifted the mighty prova vandal by the lotus for foiling alad V's plans.... yet it is still so dim compared to the mighty @$$ busting stick that is johns weapon... so I train with the arbiters and work with the corpus so that one day if I ever meet of even see the master of the prova my head does not explode on the spot for lack of awesomeness.... (salutes by touching forehead with prova) A bold story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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