(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 (edited) Chuck Norris thought he was a badass, Chuck Norris never met John Prodman. I think you can tell where I'm going with this thread, so continue: Edited November 9, 2014 by (XB1)A Frikn Grizzly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 (edited) Chuck Norris died at the hands Prova of John Prodman. John Prodman: 1 Other living beings: 0 Edited November 9, 2014 by Kaiczar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahadaya Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 One does not simply joke about John Prodman and get away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 One does not simply joke about John Prodman and get away with it. The last being to joke about the Prodman got Prova'd to death. Poor Phorid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 John Prodman was once infected by the Technocyte Virus. ONCE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noveltyhero Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 You don't joke about John Prodman, He jokes about you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 The Grineer hit John Prodman with a laser blast from a Balor Fomorian once. John Prodman got a very slight tan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 John prodman is so fly, he can prova ember from straight across the room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 John Prodman doesn't need a gun. His Prova PROVAdes all of the firepower he needs. A bad joke AND a bad pun. You're welcome, internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 John Prodman chews Grineer armor and spits Corpus helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azour Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Captain Vor and John Prodman once had an electric stick duel. The loser had to wear a brown mushroom suit forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spechtre Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 John Prodman doesn't need a gun. His Prova PROVAdes all of the firepower he needs. A bad joke AND a bad pun. You're welcome, internet. This PROVAked the John Prodman. I also heard he's very PROVAcative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrhat.lf Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I think the OP's title needs to be changed to "True Facts about John Prodman" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 9, 2014 Author Share Posted November 9, 2014 I think the OP's title needs to be changed to "True Facts about John Prodman" Done :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrizzlyBear Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I fear for your lives now. *retreats back into hole* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 Chuck Norris checks his closet at night for John Prodman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 John Prodman once killed the Stalker....It was JP who hunted the Stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 John prodman once looked at chuck norris and said, "no". Chuck Norris hasn't stopped crying since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connorpistol Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 John prod man doesn't look at explosions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 John Prodman killed Vay Hek. Solo. One swing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implodingbanana Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 John Prodman was once infected by the Technocyte Virus. ONCE. and after 7 long days of agonizing pain....the virus died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaru Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 and after 7 long days of agonizing pain....the virus died I thought of making that joke. Then I realized that that joke was long dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Implodingbanana Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I thought of making that joke. Then I realized that that joke was long dead. just like the virus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 just like the virus bazinga! john prodman doesn't need to collect thropies from his victories. he says that if he did he would have a full cemetery in his backyard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 They were going to put John Prodman in mount rushmore, but the granite couldn't handle his prod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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